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Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Young Justice is a different universe to the DCAU.

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Nihonniboku posted:

Just watched the trailer. Is this just not a complete rip off of Battle Royale?

It's like The Cube, if the cube were Tokyo and had a lot more cheesecake.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Quibi's former programming is now live on Roku, for what it's worth.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Detective No. 27 posted:

Young Justice is a different universe to the DCAU.

yeah but it feels like it isnt in terms of tone and production

thatfuturekid
Jan 5, 2014

Edward Mass posted:

Quibi's former programming is now live on Roku, for what it's worth.

Anyone that likes cooking shows should watch The Shape Of Pasta. I legitimately loved it

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Geez, I almost watched Alice based on recommendations here the other day. That sounds like exactly not my thing. Y'all made it sound like a fun time, and the trailer made it look goofy and whimsical.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MajorBonnet posted:

Army of the Dead was entertaining enough, as long as I don't think too hard about it. Some spoilerish notes:
And Van not noticing that bite for that long? Dumb as hell.

Detective No. 27 posted:

His shoulder got dislocated, first so I'd speculate the pain would have distracted from the bite. Also supposedly slowed his blood flow which is why he took longer to turn.
Hey it's hard to notice things when you've got a rapidly developing case of SUPER CANCER.
That was honestly what i was thinking of even before the bite reveal, like drat you survived Van, enjoy your rich but short life.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Junkie Disease posted:

yeah but it feels like it isnt in terms of tone and production

Never a bad time to post these Teen Titans Go clips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1AKrm3H1Lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3K6AEiXOAE

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

feedmyleg posted:

Geez, I almost watched Alice based on recommendations here the other day. That sounds like exactly not my thing. Y'all made it sound like a fun time, and the trailer made it look goofy and whimsical.

The first half of the season is really good. The back half is ehhhh. It's worth at least watching the first 3 episodes—if you're engaged by then you'll probably like the rest well enough, but the last 4ish episodes are nowhere near as good as the first 4.

Deadite
Aug 30, 2003

A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.

Edward Mass posted:

Quibi's former programming is now live on Roku, for what it's worth.

Finally we can see that show about Dan Harmon’s talking sex doll

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
Wait, an entire new Borat mini series just dropped on Prime????

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Simone Magus posted:

Wait, an entire new Borat mini series just dropped on Prime????

Looks like it's footage that didn't make the movie and some behind the scenes stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqYwM0eyXnk

Jezebel
Sep 6, 2004

Skal!

feedmyleg posted:

Geez, I almost watched Alice based on recommendations here the other day. That sounds like exactly not my thing. Y'all made it sound like a fun time, and the trailer made it look goofy and whimsical.

teagone posted:

The first half of the season is really good. The back half is ehhhh. It's worth at least watching the first 3 episodes—if you're engaged by then you'll probably like the rest well enough, but the last 4ish episodes are nowhere near as good as the first 4.

I mean it's good so far and I'm going to keep watching it, but it's 100% not whimsical. There is a certain macabre humor at times though, but also...the aforementioned crying. It's not torture porn either- there's graphic deaths but it serves a purpose and doesn't gratuitously linger. 3 eps in, I haven't had to avert my eyes yet cuz of slow agonizing visual violence, but it's 1000% not for kids.

Initially I'd been avoiding it cuz based on the title and image netflix was showing me, I assumed it was a surreal-esque story about a girl in a mental institution. Whoops.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Oh yeah, Alice in Borderland is bleak af.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Hey it's hard to notice things when you've got a rapidly developing case of SUPER CANCER.
That was honestly what i was thinking of even before the bite reveal, like drat you survived Van, enjoy your rich but short life.


Army of the Dead

This was my thought too. I watched Chernobyl nice work on surviving the blast but enjoy having your skin slough off.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Army of the Dead is just so loving boring once that opening montage is over. They don’t even do anything fun with the setting after that because 90% of the movie takes place on either a rooftop, a hallway with the safe door (we don’t even see inside the loving safe!), the same wreck-strewn intersection half a dozen times, or an abandoned hotel pool.

It looks cheap as gently caress too, like Snyder shot a SyFy original as a gag.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


Big Mean Jerk posted:

Army of the Dead is just so loving boring once that opening montage is over. They don’t even do anything fun with the setting after that because 90% of the movie takes place on either a rooftop, a hallway with the safe door (we don’t even see inside the loving safe!), the same wreck-strewn intersection half a dozen times, or an abandoned hotel pool.

It looks cheap as gently caress too, like Snyder shot a SyFy original as a gag.

My favorite part is that the guide saying it's not safe to walk openly on the streets, so she brings them through a building full of hibernating zombies, leading to the death of one of their crew but then later her and the henchmen guy just casually walk back to their starting point in broad daylight by themselves.

Also that the thing they needed could have been obtained in 5 minutes like 30 yards from the entrance .

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

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Who would you compare Zack Snyder to? Someone that's clearly talented to some degree but who keeps making terrible bloated messes that he thinks are profound? Like who was the first director of this stripe?

Don't say Kubrick!!!

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Zach Snyder is like a dumber Nolan to me. The are both given a lot of free reign to do what they want and use it to make over long movies that are hard to call good, but everyone collectively decides they need to watch anyways.

Although I can say I like a few Nolan movies and at best, I tolerate Zach Snyder movies.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

veni veni veni posted:

Zach Snyder is like a dumber Nolan to me. The are both given a lot of free reign to do what they want and use it to make over long movies that are hard to call good, but everyone collectively decides they need to watch anyways.

Although I can say I like a few Nolan movies and at best, I tolerate Zach Snyder movies.

Literally seconds after I hit post I was like "Oh... he's a dumb Christopher Nolan" haha

Though if I'm being honest I'd rather watch Justice League again than TENET

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Class Warcraft posted:

My favorite part is that the guide saying it's not safe to walk openly on the streets, so she brings them through a building full of hibernating zombies, leading to the death of one of their crew but then later her and the henchmen guy just casually walk back to their starting point in broad daylight by themselves.

Also that the thing they needed could have been obtained in 5 minutes like 30 yards from the entrance .

There’s also the whole thing about regular zombies not coming out during daytime and hibernating in the hotels during the day... except for the montage at the very beginning where there’s huge hordes of them out in the daytime doing regular zombie things? And then after the scene where they sneak in you never see another regular zombie for the rest of the movie (other than the one they trick into triggering the vault traps) because the whole finale is just the dumb Alpha Zombies.

Every single baffling story decision seems tailor-made to just keep the budget down, as if this is some lovely cable movie and not the $90 million dollar franchise-spawning film they want it to be.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Big Mean Jerk posted:

There’s also the whole thing about regular zombies not coming out during daytime and hibernating in the hotels during the day... except for the montage at the very beginning where there’s huge hordes of them out in the daytime doing regular zombie things? And then after the scene where they sneak in you never see another regular zombie for the rest of the movie (other than the one they trick into triggering the vault traps) because the whole finale is just the dumb Alpha Zombies.


I stopped watching after they enter Las Vegas and the main zombie is growling with his zombie girlfriend for a whole long scene. Seems, from what I've been seeing and reading that I didn't miss much. Perhaps the dead pixels.

MajorBonnet
May 28, 2009

How did I get here?
I watched it mostly because I enjoyed Snyder's Dawn of the Dead and didn't realize until afterwards that they were in no way connected.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Class Warcraft posted:

My favorite part is that the guide saying it's not safe to walk openly on the streets, so she brings them through a building full of hibernating zombies, leading to the death of one of their crew but then later her and the henchmen guy just casually walk back to their starting point in broad daylight by themselves.

Also that the thing they needed could have been obtained in 5 minutes like 30 yards from the entrance .

I thought the movie was pretty clear that the entire reason the team/heist was assembled was solely to make a big noisy distraction so that agent dude and coyote woman could go off and get an alpha zombie head without distraction or interference

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


Neo Rasa posted:

I thought the movie was pretty clear that the entire reason the team/heist was assembled was solely to make a big noisy distraction so that agent dude and coyote woman could go off and get an alpha zombie head without distraction or interference

except all of that was pointless since what they needed was like within a stone's throw of the perimeter of vegas - making the whole crew, the heist, the distraction, and the helicopter all completely unnecessary. there wasn't even really any reason for the henchmen guy to rejoin the heist and betray everyone after getting the head since he had what he came for and was within walking distance of the exit. bizarrely, this could all have easily have been fixed by just making the casino with the money in it also be the place where all the alpha zombies hung out which would have been two less locations to film and also made way more sense.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Big Mean Jerk posted:

There’s also the whole thing about regular zombies not coming out during daytime and hibernating in the hotels during the day... except for the montage at the very beginning where there’s huge hordes of them out in the daytime doing regular zombie things? And then after the scene where they sneak in you never see another regular zombie for the rest of the movie (other than the one they trick into triggering the vault traps) because the whole finale is just the dumb Alpha Zombies.

Every single baffling story decision seems tailor-made to just keep the budget down, as if this is some lovely cable movie and not the $90 million dollar franchise-spawning film they want it to be.

Covid was a factor in production, right? I have a feeling that’s gonna screw with logistics for a while longer.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Did they ever even explain why they had to crack the safe? Presumedly the Japanese guy had the code. I don't remember them even asking for the code at any point. Or why he didn't tell them any details about the traps and they didn't even ask. I know the whole thing was a front to get a zombie head, which is overly complicated and dumb for it's own reasons. But Idg why they got the mission from the guy with all of the details and then went in with no details because he didn't offer them and they didn't ask

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Big Mean Jerk posted:

There’s also the whole thing about regular zombies not coming out during daytime and hibernating in the hotels during the day... except for the montage at the very beginning where there’s huge hordes of them out in the daytime doing regular zombie things? And then after the scene where they sneak in you never see another regular zombie for the rest of the movie (other than the one they trick into triggering the vault traps) because the whole finale is just the dumb Alpha Zombies.

Every single baffling story decision seems tailor-made to just keep the budget down, as if this is some lovely cable movie and not the $90 million dollar franchise-spawning film they want it to be.

For that matter, if warm flesh can trick a zombie into thinking dead flesh is living why aren't the zombies hanging out in the desert sun just snacking on each other?

AccountSupervisor
Aug 3, 2004

I am greatful for my loop pedal

Maxwell Lord posted:

Covid was a factor in production, right? I have a feeling that’s gonna screw with logistics for a while longer.

Nope, it was shot in 2019.

veni veni veni posted:

Did they ever even explain why they had to crack the safe? Presumedly the Japanese guy had the code. I don't remember them even asking for the code at any point. Or why he didn't tell them any details about the traps and they didn't even ask. I know the whole thing was a front to get a zombie head, which is overly complicated and dumb for it's own reasons. But Idg why they got the mission from the guy with all of the details and then went in with no details because he didn't offer them and they didn't ask

Do casino owners typically have the access codes to the vaults and have the right to just claim the entirety of the cash on hand in a casino? I figure insurance, security protocols, gambling regulations and whatever corporate nuances make it a bit more complicated than just "own casino = own all cash on hand".

I dont know, maybe they could of elaborated on that with some dialogue but I dont think the movie was concerned too much with those kinds of details, which didnt work for some.

Also they do go over the traps in the set up and Dieter even remarks about how they lied in regards to them being "non-lethal" when they set them off.

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I mean how many millions can a few people carry by hand anyway lol movies dumb

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

It's certainly a thorough study of people being shot in the head at point blank range

AccountSupervisor
Aug 3, 2004

I am greatful for my loop pedal

Google Butt posted:

I mean how many millions can a few people carry by hand anyway lol movies dumb

A Huey, I think thats what the heli in the movie was, can carry an external load of 5,000lbs, and $200mil weighs around 4,500lbs. I am assuming the thought was with more time they would have been able to extract pretty much the whole load in a few hours. Give or take some movie logic with carrying an extra half ton of people its not far from impossible.

Not saying it was the best plan, though.

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MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

AccountSupervisor posted:

A Huey, I think thats what the heli in the movie was, can carry an external load of 5,000lbs, and $200mil weighs around 4,500lbs. I am assuming the thought was with more time they would have been able to extract pretty much the whole load in a few hours. Give or take some movie logic with carrying an extra half ton of people its not far from impossible.

Not saying it was the best plan, though.

I mean that part made sense since they were supposed to have tons of time.

But the zombie head thing aaaaaah. The CEO henchman didn't even need the chopper. He could could have just walked his rear end back out on foot.

Also did I fall asleep or something. Why would you be allowed to fly out of a no-fly zone but not into? That part made no sense to me.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

MiddleOne posted:

Also did I fall asleep or something. Why would you be allowed to fly out of a no-fly zone but not into? That part made no sense to me.

Presumably in case you were a survivor stuck in the city who managed to find something airworthy and escape.

AccountSupervisor
Aug 3, 2004

I am greatful for my loop pedal

MiddleOne posted:

I mean that part made sense since they were supposed to have tons of time.

But the zombie head thing aaaaaah. The CEO henchman didn't even need the chopper. He could could have just walked his rear end back out on foot.

Also did I fall asleep or something. Why would you be allowed to fly out of a no-fly zone but not into? That part made no sense to me.

He did try to walk out and got mauled by the tiger.

Not sure about the no-fly zone thing though.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

AccountSupervisor posted:

He did try to walk out and got mauled by the tiger.

Wasn't he on his way to the chopper as that happened though?

EDIT: Like he literally could have just walked off after he got the head. Why return to the casino at all.

MiddleOne fucked around with this message at 06:52 on May 26, 2021

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


That's just award winning writing

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


MiddleOne posted:

Wasn't he on his way to the chopper as that happened though?

EDIT: Like he literally could have just walked off after he got the head. Why return to the casino at all.

He could have just hired the guide lady (or possibly not even bothered with her even), ignored the rest of the cast and accomplished what he was trying to do immediately. The entire premise doesn't work at all.

I enjoyed watching it even though I knew it was a pos, but afterwards I started thinking about it and 5 seconds later I was just like "nope, not even gonna bother"

Almost every plot point has some catastrophic flaw. It's not worth thinking about too much. The price was right.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Peacock has profiles now, so that’s neat.

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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

AccountSupervisor posted:

A Huey, I think thats what the heli in the movie was, can carry an external load of 5,000lbs, and $200mil weighs around 4,500lbs. I am assuming the thought was with more time they would have been able to extract pretty much the whole load in a few hours. Give or take some movie logic with carrying an extra half ton of people its not far from impossible.

Not saying it was the best plan, though.

I happened to watch Triple Frontier not long ago, basically the entire plot of that movie revolves around how much cash fits in a helicopter. It really stuck out that no one even mentioned it in Army of the Dead.

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