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Judakel posted:that's finished tho. but i guess they bring you back every other movie. he's in Obi Wan e: and idk if we can even say the movie looks like poo poo (unless you mean visually), the trailer reveals almost nothing, which I'm guessing means it's kind of a mess and they're still tinkering with the edit
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Judakel posted:that's finished tho. but i guess they bring you back every other movie. it's real z tier as far as properties go, really scraping the bottom of the barrel. i suppose we might see a Rom the Space Knight movie someday at this rate.
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oooh hes ripped because of that marvel movie, i forgot he was in that. that movie looks like it was shot in a parking lot
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uber_stoat posted:it's real z tier as far as properties go, really scraping the bottom of the barrel. i suppose we might see a Rom the Space Knight movie someday at this rate. I've read thousands of Marvel comics and have no loving idea who the Eternals are
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May 28, 2021 07:06
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indigi posted:I've read thousands of Marvel comics and have no loving idea who the Eternals are i never read anything with them in it and i only know anything about them at all because Kirby worked on it. 
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May 28, 2021 07:08
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at first I thought they were just rebranded Inhumans but apparently they're doing an Inhumans movie or series too
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May 28, 2021 07:11
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once again, big ups to robert pattinson for telling WB to piss up a rope when they sent the steroid goblins to his house
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:once again, big ups to robert pattinson for telling WB to piss up a rope when they sent the steroid goblins to his house i shudder to think of what terrible and monstrous form that very pretty man would have been transformed into if he let them put the super soldier serum in him.
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indigi posted:he's in Obi Wan looks boring, that's all. visually it looks fine. i don't think they will be able to elevate this property like they did guardians of the galaxy.
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May 28, 2021 07:54
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i dont recognize the steroid man
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indigi posted:at first I thought they were just rebranded Inhumans but apparently they're doing an Inhumans movie or series too They already did the inhumans 4 years ago and it got memory holed instantly. It was just aggressively bland garbage. edit: wait... quote:In October 2019, Mount acknowledged rumors that a rebooted version of the Inhumans was being planned at Disney+, potentially starring Vin Diesel who had campaigned to portray Black Bolt before Mount was cast. Mount expressed support for such a reboot, hoping the property would get "another shot" with "the right home, the right tone, and the right vision overall" ohh no Pead has issued a correction as of 14:41 on May 28, 2021 |
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May 28, 2021 14:32
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uber_stoat posted:i never read anything with them in it and i only know anything about them at all because Kirby worked on it. They're supposed to be cosmic robot gods, I think? I don't know, I only remember them for making fun of Machine Man in Nextwave.
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Those are the Celestials, ancient space gods who created the Eternals. (It was the 1970s and von Däniken was popular.)
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indigi posted:at first I thought they were just rebranded Inhumans but apparently they're doing an Inhumans movie or series too i just now realized those aren't the same group of people. inhumans, jupiter's whatever, eternals all seem to be completely identical. bad lighting/set design/costumes, varied levels of big name actors, no effort put into it besides making GBS threads out disposable IP-backed crap
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The only Eternals series worth a read is vol 1 written and drawn by Kirby from 1976-1978. It is definitely the weakest of his Big Two output. From what I understand is this movie is pulling from Vol 1, but mostly from the 2006 miniseries written by Gaiman and drawn by Romita Jr. I think the trailer looked like poo poo and this might be the first Marvel movie I do not go see in the theater. Also: indigi posted:The Celestials are cool
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If I could produce/direct any Marvel movie, it would be a 120 minute long character study of Dr. Doom coming to terms with 9/11
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drat horror queefs posted:If I could produce/direct any Marvel movie, it would be a 120 minute long character study of Dr. Doom coming to terms with 9/11 Mine would be Jack of Hearts marvel zombies mini
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The Marvel movies are bad and youre all mad at them--that's okay, I'll still keep watching that garbage
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drat horror queefs posted:If I could produce/direct any Marvel movie, it would be a 120 minute long character study of Dr. Doom coming to terms with 9/11 120 minutes of 
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which begs the question, if 9/11 still happened in marvel superhero world, why did the thousands of superheroes who live in manhattan not go and stop 9/11?
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uber_stoat posted:i never read anything with them in it and i only know anything about them at all because Kirby worked on it.
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vyelkin posted:which begs the question, if 9/11 still happened in marvel superhero world, why did the thousands of superheroes who live in manhattan not go and stop 9/11? Yeah, why didn't the superheroes who testified in front of the UN security council about Iraqi WMDs stop 9/11. loving mystery that. Did you know that Stark industries is one of the major investors in new mining operations in Afghanistan? Really a loving mystery
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uber_stoat posted:i never read anything with them in it and i only know anything about them at all because Kirby worked on it. going only from memory, the eternals were created to shepherd human kind, and fight off the Deviants. If the celestials come back and judge humans to be unfit, they eat us all. this could be completely wrong though. be wild to see if the Deviants are in the movie. literally a race of untermenschen. I love Kirby, but that bit is problematic
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TeenageArchipelago posted:Yeah, why didn't the superheroes who testified in front of the UN security council about Iraqi WMDs stop 9/11. loving mystery that. Howard stark is MCU Allen dulles, change my mind
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vyelkin posted:which begs the question, if 9/11 still happened in marvel superhero world, why did the thousands of superheroes who live in manhattan not go and stop 9/11? I remember the old World of Darkness Tabletop RPG, a setting where literally every level of every government, corporation, and societal institution in the world is controlled by a conspiracy of Vampires/Werewolves/Wizards/etc. and has been for the entirety of human history. Yet none of them were aware the Holocaust was coming or knew it was happening until the end of WW2. A war they controlled both sides of.
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I still think about how new White Wolf created an international incident by saying attacks on LGBTQ people in Chechnya were a vampire plot.
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superhero parapolitics would be a fun spin on the concept, shame only really Garth Ennis has touched on it to uh varying effect
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the problem is that society would be so radically different with superheroes that we can't actually process it, you can just make lovely guesses at the margins. it's like asking a bonobo to imagine what their community would be like if their alpha female's cerebral cortex was bigger. like if Superman revealed himself to exist today everything would be absolute chaos within a year and the geopolitical equilibrium would be completely upended, and that's just one dude
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Yeah. Just imagine what the US sending Dr Manhattan into Vietnam does to global politics
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Dr. Killjoy posted:superhero parapolitics would be a fun spin on the concept, shame only really Garth Ennis has touched on it to uh varying effect lol indigi posted:the problem is that society would be so radically different with superheroes that we can't actually process it, you can just make lovely guesses at the margins. it's like asking a bonobo to imagine what their community would be like if their alpha female's cerebral cortex was bigger. like if Superman revealed himself to exist today everything would be absolute chaos within a year and the geopolitical equilibrium would be completely upended, and that's just one dude And will that one dude be a Dr manhattan type that happily fights a war for their government or is he the aloof liberal Superman who "catches us if we fall" but otherwise stays out of politics etc etc Like, even just a genius inventing a basically limitless source of renewable energy would change the world entirely from the ground up in just a few years
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McCloud posted:lol dr manhattan didnt do it happily. he wasnt happy about anything
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indigi posted:the problem is that society would be so radically different with superheroes that we can't actually process it, you can just make lovely guesses at the margins. it's like asking a bonobo to imagine what their community would be like if their alpha female's cerebral cortex was bigger. like if Superman revealed himself to exist today everything would be absolute chaos within a year and the geopolitical equilibrium would be completely upended, and that's just one dude Progenitor is a neat tabletop setting that's basically a 400 page sourcebook examining the impact from late Korean War or maybe Vietnam (when the first supe appears) through 1999 on a year by year basis.
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And so I was forced to kill puppies and wear their skin Also lmao In a mid-credits scene, Cruella delivers two Dalmatian puppies (children of one of the Baroness' Dalmatians) named Pongo and Perdita to Roger and Anita, respectively.
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galagazombie posted:I remember the old World of Darkness Tabletop RPG, a setting where literally every level of every government, corporation, and societal institution in the world is controlled by a conspiracy of Vampires/Werewolves/Wizards/etc. and has been for the entirety of human history. Yet none of them were aware the Holocaust was coming or knew it was happening until the end of WW2. A war they controlled both sides of. This is really overstating the case for oWoD. Most werewolves put a lot of effort to keep themselves separate from humanity save for their kinfolk - plus their duties take them away into the spirit world half the time. Changelings are too busy yelling "gently caress you dad I'm not working in your BANK!" to exert much influence outside their immediate surroundings. Ghosts are literally stuck in another plane of existence. Vampires are the ones with the most control over the mortal world but 1) there are limits to how much influence they can exert, and 2) there are always other vampires exerting influence in the other direction, sometimes just to be a dick, so sometimes their efforts just counter each other out. That said, IIRC there were a couple clans of vampires and at least one werewolf tribe who were involved with the nazis, and while they didn't initiate the holocaust (that would have been in really bad taste, to make nazis poor victims of manipulation or whatever), they were canonically okay with what went down so they just let it happen or used it to their own ends. Full disclosure: I used to do contract work for White Wolf in a lifetime ago.
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i am predicting south of 60 million for a quiet place part 2
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nevermind thats the official prediction. i am going south of 50 then
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