AceClown posted:AITA for getting mad at my wife for making an inappropriate joke while we watched Space Jam? The only acceptable response to this is, after the kids are asleep, to paint his rear end orange and walk into the bedroom backwards Also this dude is a loser
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deety posted:My favorite part about this guy is that he thinks sex with him is worth causing trouble for her relationship, her business, and her friendships (if she'd somehow fallen for his stupid plan), but at the same time, he's gotta test the waters instead of propositioning her directly. Then again, I guess that lines up with the lack of self-awareness that it takes to think you're a great guy even though you're willing to treat people this way. Not only that, but he tried to catfish her as the husband of one of her friends, which is creepy and stalkerish as gently caress. Not to mention that it would cause problems with said friend. If she does know it was him, he probably should find a new bar before he gets bounced hard out of that one.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:12 |
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Toon Squad in the streets, Monstar in the sheets.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:16 |
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My (30F) husband (30M) said I’m not very ladylike and offered to hire someone to teach me.quote:Married for 6 years. Dated for 2. I'd say to cosplay as a Victorian lady instead
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:19 |
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kimbo305 posted:This offender was a her as well.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:28 |
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AITA for telling my ex she’s going to gently caress up her son for not wanting to change his name?quote:We split up 2 months ago after I found out she was cheating on me. This was a few weeks before she was about to give birth to a son I thought was mine. Just thank god i found out before and was able to refuse signing anything that could’ve dragged me into being his legal dad. We did a paternity test and turns out he’s not mine. So we broke up and I moved out of our apartment. Back when we found out we were having a boy she wanted him named after me so I guess that’s what she ended up putting on the birth certificate. I didn’t have a clue, only found out because some friends have told me she’s calling her kid Jr. And her friends confirmed she still has him by my last name because they’ve told her she should change it.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:32 |
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ad090 posted:AITA for telling my ex she’s going to gently caress up her son for not wanting to change his name? Imagine matrix dodging a gunshot like this, only to use the slow motion to run back in front of the bullet again.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:39 |
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ad090 posted:AITA for telling my ex she’s going to gently caress up her son for not wanting to change his name? He needs to stop talking to this woman and her friends, like yesterday. She's trying to backdoor him into being this kid's dad with the whole, "so he'll have a connection to somebody" bullshit.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:46 |
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It's too late honestly, that OP is getting a teenager messaging him/showing up asking why he abandoned his mom and him.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:48 |
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ad090 posted:AITA for telling my ex she’s going to gently caress up her son for not wanting to change his name? That kid is totally coming for back child support at some point. Ex is raising him to believe that the OP is a deadbeat dad. He's never going to escape.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:49 |
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ad090 posted:AITA for telling my ex she’s going to gently caress up her son for not wanting to change his name? how exactly does the mom think the kid's going to react to finding out he was the product of infidelity and named after the man who broke things off with her on that account I can't even imagine how I would react to my mom if something like that was true, but I am sure I would walk away with a worse opinion of her
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:55 |
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Mr. Lobe posted:how exactly does the mom think the kid's going to react to finding out he was the product of infidelity and named after the man who broke things off with her on that account I think the Ex is hoping that the Ex and OP will reconnect at a later date and OP's heart will grow 2 sizes too big and be a dad at that point because the son is named after him.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:58 |
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Dude needs to keep the results of that paternity ready at a moment’s notice.
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# ? May 28, 2021 15:59 |
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Dazerbeams posted:Dude needs to keep the results of that paternity ready at a moment’s notice. Frame it and put it on every wall of the house. Little wallet size pictures you can show strangers. QR codes that link to clips of Maury.
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# ? May 28, 2021 16:10 |
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The rooter is the nose. It roots out truffles.
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# ? May 28, 2021 16:41 |
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My boyfriend (22M) is mad at me (21F) for not agreeing to have my period monthly.quote:Throwaway account, this is a sanity check as well as plea for help. Let me explain. Dammit OP, you're not supposed to know about the fetish right away. You're supposed to be getting weird pressure, and then the commenters convince you that he has a period fetish and the whole thing spirals out of control over the course of several updates.
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# ? May 28, 2021 17:34 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for exposing my parents lies and damaging their reputation Another success story! betaraywil posted:My boyfriend (22M) is mad at me (21F) for not agreeing to have my period monthly. Oh holy poo poo gently caress this dude. Obviously, it's up to her if she has her period or not and his weenie can take it or leave it, but PMDD is nothing to gently caress around with. It's severely understudied (it's a Women's Problem) but it can lead to some serious destructive behaviour. I hope she s. Sisal Two-Step fucked around with this message at 17:54 on May 28, 2021 |
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I’m desperately jealous of my new SIL and it’s making me question my life. How can I make this productive instead of destructive?quote:I (31f) married Adam 7 years ago. We were pretty young (24, college sweethearts) but I love him deeply and I knew he was the right partner for me. He comes from a pretty upper middle-class family of 4 boys and a girl. While his father supported everyone (executive in some kind of insurance), Adam’s mother ran the show at home. It’s a very matriarchal family with her (often obnoxiously) calling all of the shots.
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# ? May 28, 2021 17:49 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My (30F) husband (30M) said I’m not very ladylike and offered to hire someone to teach me. Or as a sexy nun
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Scaevolus posted:I’m desperately jealous of my new SIL and it’s making me question my life. How can I make this productive instead of destructive? it's never too late to stop giving a gently caress
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# ? May 28, 2021 17:52 |
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hawowanlawow posted:it's never too late to stop giving a gently caress Absolutely. The best time was yesterday, second best is today. "Jealousy" is okay if it prompts you to want to be more like how you want to be.
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Scaevolus posted:I’m desperately jealous of my new SIL and it’s making me question my life. How can I make this productive instead of destructive?
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# ? May 28, 2021 17:57 |
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I wonder how much of that is just in the OPs head
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# ? May 28, 2021 18:02 |
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OP is currently in the teenager stage of understanding rebellion is possible, but despite describing a clear example otherwise, still seems to think it must be active opposition rather than just doing what you want. quote:I could have pursued writing for pleasure, solo travel, a local softball team. quote:If I suggest counselling, my husband will agree but my MIL WILL find out and WILL start fussing.
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# ? May 28, 2021 18:06 |
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Some people are just doormats through and through.
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# ? May 28, 2021 18:16 |
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Sounds like she married a doormat and doesn't realize that her problem is not only that she isn't as cool as her SIL, but the older BIL is also cool and not-a-doormat
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# ? May 28, 2021 18:19 |
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Getting in trouble is fake, op. Play softball and write furry erotica porn, goddamn. You have only one life to live.
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# ? May 28, 2021 18:29 |
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Personal anecdote time: My husband's mother is a helicopter mom. Because my husband was more independent and set boundaries with her (moved a few states away), she doubled down on his younger brother and seriously hindered his development. The same thing probably happened with cool eldest bro and mama's boy younger bro.
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# ? May 28, 2021 18:31 |
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r/relationships: I don’t need the mental image of my wife eating the orange Monstar’s rear end
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# ? May 28, 2021 19:24 |
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Can't believe the "Space Jam" op doesn't know the orange one's name is Pound, smh.
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# ? May 28, 2021 19:58 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Can't believe the "Space Jam" op doesn't know the orange one's name is Pound, smh. r/relationships: I don’t need the mental image of my wife Pounding the orange Monstar’s rear end
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# ? May 28, 2021 20:11 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Can't believe the "Space Jam" op doesn't know the orange one's name is Pound, smh. Pounded in the butt by my insecurity surrounding a buff cartoon muppet
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# ? May 28, 2021 20:14 |
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Flannelette posted:Where even is there a tinder location that has that many people on it? 100 000 swipes!? Any major city? Last time I was on tinder I got a notification less than three months into having the account that I’d been liked by 100,000 people. E: murder the period kink BF and then the other lady should join her drat softball team and quit giving a single gently caress about her MIL. MAKE NO BABBYS fucked around with this message at 20:55 on May 28, 2021 |
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AITA for making my flatmate cry?quote:24F and flatmate is 25F. Ireland has only just begun easing COVID restrictions and I've been making better money than her over the course of the pandemic, so I've been paying more of the rent than her. That isn't the issue here, it's just for context.
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# ? May 28, 2021 21:33 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:AITA for making my flatmate cry? Hope this is an end to the rent coverage on her behalf.
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# ? May 28, 2021 21:42 |
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Axqu posted:Pounded in the butt by my insecurity surrounding a buff cartoon muppet lmfao
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Mx. posted:AITA for exposing my parents lies and damaging their reputation
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# ? May 28, 2021 22:24 |
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AITA for telling my gf witchcraft isn’t real and that it’s impossible to bring her dog back?quote:My gf has been in witchcraft and stuff like that for a few years. I thought it was just a phase or something but apparently not. So unfortunately her dog P who she has had since she was a little girl passed away recently and my gf has been miserable about it, obviously. Crying everyday and spending a lot of time just curled up looking at pictures of her and her P together. I feel really bad for her obviously and I miss P. But recently my gf has...umm well tried using her”witchcraft” to bring P back to life. Doing rituals and stuff like that. Obviously she can’t bring P back and seeing my gf desperately try to use fake magic to bring P back made me worried for her.
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# ? May 29, 2021 01:20 |
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Quackles posted:AITA for telling my gf witchcraft isn’t real and that it’s impossible to bring her dog back? Way to volunteer to be the obnoxious skeptic guy who gets his throat torn out when it all goes Pet Sematary, chump A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 01:25 on May 29, 2021 |
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Love that this is the guy who doesn't say things "calmly"
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