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Tunicate posted:If you want to end your meal, you can order a Bosphorus lokum (Turkish delight) for a shockingly low $3.95. If you don’t know what Turkish delight is, it is basically a candy bar made of sugar and gum that you can neither bite nor swallow. It is also quite likely to give you a toothache.
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Tiggum posted:Well, now we can't take anything this reviewer says at face value because that is not at all an accurate description of turkish delight. Maybe she was just describing that particular restaurant's version of Turkish delight
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# ? May 30, 2021 08:38 |
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Bismuth posted:how do you put toppings on bread like that, how do you put jam or butter on air. Disgraceful.
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# ? May 30, 2021 09:16 |
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Turd On A Stick. Classic.
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# ? May 30, 2021 12:52 |
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each Baker's chocolate square is an ounce by weight and they're individually wrapped. it's the standard unsweetened baking chocolate in the US, one of those things that'll be familiar to anybody who bakes. you're not wrong about it being a better idea to include a more standard measurement, but the company has apparently been around for 250 years. it's not entirely different from saying "a stick of butter" rather than "4 ounces of butter". Hershey's powder: my grandmother used to make cocoa from scratch, and it's something I do for my kids now. the recipe on the side of the box works, but I usually halve the sugar. the secret to getting it smoothly integrated into anything is to dissolve it in a little boiling water first. I also tried to eat both of these things when I was a kid. I do not recommend it.
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# ? May 30, 2021 14:18 |
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Zil posted:I don't know, the picture came from this Buzzfeed article: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/salt-bae-restaurant-review-nusret-gokce this review gives me the heady feeling of reading a 2010 front page article... but today!
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# ? May 30, 2021 14:52 |
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The big Northern lad is trying out a philly cheesesteak that looks fairly good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_sKDwUiSAM
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# ? May 30, 2021 15:40 |
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I ran out of coffee and tea one unfortunate day and made a hot water + cocoa powder drink. It wasn't bad but I wouldn't really recommend it except in similar circumstances. The better devils breakfast is to mix cocoa into your old fashioned oats.
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Empty Sandwich posted:this review gives me the heady feeling of reading a 2010 front page article... but today! Actually based on the date of that review I'm wondering if she had Covid and didn't know it. My partner and I lost our sense of taste early March before the disease was officially widespread in the city.
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rodbeard posted:Actually based on the date of that review I'm wondering if she had Covid and didn't know it. My partner and I lost our sense of taste early March before the disease was officially widespread in the city. gahhhhh, that sucks. I was a little surprised at the date, too. I wondered about the lead time on the article, but I don't imagine it would've been terribly long
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rodbeard posted:Actually based on the date of that review I'm wondering if she had Covid and didn't know it. My partner and I lost our sense of taste early March before the disease was officially widespread in the city. someone should do an analysis similar to the candle reviews one and see how food reviews during covid mention flavorless, etc.
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Empty Sandwich posted:each Baker's chocolate square is an ounce by weight and they're individually wrapped. it's the standard unsweetened baking chocolate in the US, one of those things that'll be familiar to anybody who bakes. you're not wrong about it being a better idea to include a more standard measurement, but the company has apparently been around for 250 years. it's not entirely different from saying "a stick of butter" rather than "4 ounces of butter". This is pretty cool info, thanks!
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# ? May 30, 2021 19:46 |
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https://twitter.com/waldorfbear/status/1391761681328578561
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# ? May 30, 2021 19:54 |
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Because the wheat slurry can only be improved if it tasted like piss and metal.
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# ? May 30, 2021 20:42 |
if Hannibal Lecter was a 50s housewife.
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# ? May 30, 2021 20:45 |
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Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.
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# ? May 30, 2021 20:50 |
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not sure if this counts, but it is a menu from a diner
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:02 |
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Extremely annoyed that the soldier parfait contains no solider.
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:04 |
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baw posted:not sure if this counts, but it is a menu from a diner lmao you should post this in the Americana thread
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:05 |
only the finest freshest IED vaporized troop is used for this creamy delicious confection.Aardvark! posted:lmao yeah this pairs well with the recent 'Murka restaurant chat.
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:06 |
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The gone but not forgotten omelette is when it gives you terrible shits.
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:07 |
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Wtf is with that "Benedict" with none of the ingredients save eggs.
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:07 |
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Given that it is military benedict and not eggs you would think the eggs would be the most optional part.
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:08 |
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Aardvark! posted:lmao yeah good call still working my way through that thread but i love it
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:18 |
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Never thought to use a chest freezer as a desk
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:41 |
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Johnny Truant posted:Never thought to use a chest freezer as a desk Put your desktop in the freezer for added cooling
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:51 |
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baw posted:not sure if this counts, but it is a menu from a diner "Remember the fallen scramble"? No, "Remember: the fallen scramble"
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:55 |
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OwlFancier posted:The gone but not forgotten omelette is when it gives you terrible shits. NO these eggs don't run
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# ? May 30, 2021 21:55 |
OwlFancier posted:Given that it is military benedict and not eggs you would think the eggs would be the most optional part. I'm assuming it's some kind of "you thought you were ordering eggs but you were BETRAYED" kind of thing? Idk I'm getting nowhere with this Back to trying to decide whether it's worth it to take that demon Tom meme from upthread and paste in "units of measurement such as breakfastcup and dessertspoon and nut"
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# ? May 30, 2021 22:44 |
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i assume they consider it a benedict because it consists of "Bread > Meat > Egg > Sauce" and skipped any and all specifics beyond that
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# ? May 30, 2021 22:47 |
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I'd definitely eat it but I think the egg would mostly just get lost in all the sausage and gravy flavor. It'd be like adding an egg to a burger. I don't really notice the flavor, it just adds yet another slippery element that might go shooting out the back of it when you pick it up and take a bite.
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# ? May 30, 2021 22:49 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:"Remember the fallen scramble"? No, "Remember: the fallen scramble" *Highway To The Danger Zone starts blasting from the speakers*
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# ? May 30, 2021 23:07 |
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baw posted:not sure if this counts, but it is a menu from a diner Press F for extra cheese
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# ? May 30, 2021 23:34 |
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baw posted:not sure if this counts, but it is a menu from a diner A lot of those sound like euphemisms for disturbing sex acts. That said, definitely would eat most of those dishes.
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# ? May 31, 2021 00:04 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hFYWvZzdo Ok we got a ton of butter Now a bunch of sugar and cream then a bunch of garlic, wtf.
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# ? May 31, 2021 01:10 |
yeah I eat rear end posted:I'd definitely eat it but I think the egg would mostly just get lost in all the sausage and gravy flavor. It'd be like adding an egg to a burger. I don't really notice the flavor, it just adds yet another slippery element that might go shooting out the back of it when you pick it up and take a bite.
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I like the idea, I just have never been satisfied by the execution.
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