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ad090 posted:My dad's wife bought me a vibrator. I don't want it but do I tell my parents? Any guesses as to the age of the father's wife? I'm guessing 20 as she seems to feel as though she's close in age to the daughter (which she probably is) and wants to be friends.
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ad090 posted:My dad's wife bought me a vibrator. I don't want it but do I tell my parents? Oh my gently caress, I missed "wife" the first time I skimmed the title and nearly poo poo myself.
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Jun 2, 2021 15:43
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Jesus christ, the safe and cool way to do this would be to get the kid at Amazon gift card and explain they have toys like that online, and then not ask about anything that she purchases!
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Jun 2, 2021 16:08
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I'm so glad I don't have any cool parents
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Jun 2, 2021 16:09
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Pffft, I just used the electric can opener.
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Jun 2, 2021 16:13
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Pffft, I just used the electric can opener. just how many cans did you have to go through?
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Jun 2, 2021 16:25
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I thought we were still talking about masturbation. Are we back on cans?
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Jun 2, 2021 16:28
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a nice set of cans is one of the more popular masturbation aids!
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Jun 2, 2021 16:30
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:a nice set of cans is one of the more popular masturbation aids! A can opener, however, is absolutely not recommended for that purpose
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Jun 2, 2021 16:34
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Bullshit, I'm right here recommending it.
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Jun 2, 2021 16:36
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blatman posted:AITA for letting my dog pee on a neighbor's tree? Pee law! 
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Jun 2, 2021 16:43
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Quackles posted:Pee law! someone please make the edited comic TIA
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Jun 2, 2021 16:47
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I don't think I've ever heard a worse idea than letting your step daughter know that you'll be hanging onto her rejected vibrator just in case she wants to ask you for it later. "Hey stepmom, so about that vibrator you've been holding onto for me--I'm thinking about having a sexual awakening."
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Jun 2, 2021 17:16
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I think that might also actually be sexual harassment, but IANAL
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Jun 2, 2021 17:21
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every day I'll check under the rock in the backyard and if you want the vibrator back leave a note under it and then you check under the rock in the backyard and I'll leave the vibrator under it
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Jun 2, 2021 17:24
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Here's this vibrator for you, I got you the same one we use. Your dad really likes this one 'cause it's easy to grip and it doesn't make him jealous. Just don't try setting 4 unless you want you're eyes crossed for an hour. lol, glad we could have this chat ta ta!
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Jun 2, 2021 17:26
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Whosoever shall pull the vibrator from this rock shall be crowned queen
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Jun 2, 2021 17:27
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Invisible Clergy posted:AITA for telling my ex he's scamming a restaurant by pocketing an accidental refund for the birthday dinner he bought me? The franchising fee alone for a Red Robin is $35,000. That's before you get into buying their signage, dishware, approved furniture, etc. Lazy Googling shows that the low end estimate for opening a Red Robin is $1.8 million. You're not sticking it to some small time business owner, anyone opening a Red Robin likely has significant funds or enough support to access large lines of credit.
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Jun 2, 2021 17:29
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Ghost Leviathan posted:She literally demanded only her teenage niece babysit him and refused to ask any of the numerous other adults including the baby's father. I dunno if the teen had teenage girl rebellion streak going on, but if it did, it absolutely helped her stand her ground. Pope Corky the IX posted:I thought we were still talking about masturbation. Are we back on cans? Nice loving try -- I will never jeopardize the beans!
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teen witch posted:someone please make the edited comic TIA 
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Jun 2, 2021 17:35
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Tarkus posted:Any guesses as to the age of the father's wife? I'm guessing 20 as she seems to feel as though she's close in age to the daughter (which she probably is) and wants to be friends. Comments say the new wife / former mistress is 29.
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Jun 2, 2021 17:43
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Azuth0667 posted:Last ENT I saw had the biggest nose I've ever seen. Thing was the size of a softball. the ENT who did my septoplasty had obvious problems breathing through his nose. i regret never asking him what's the deal with that
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posts like this justify feeling all the other terrible emotions this thread inspiressullat posted:Oates stood up and said, "I am going outside, I may be some time." He struggled with the tent flaps in the cold, and then slipped off into the ice field. A few moments passed. Scott turned to Wilson and said, "finally some time alone" as he unbuttoned his parka. this one too
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ad090 posted:My dad's wife bought me a vibrator. I don't want it but do I tell my parents? This kinda sounds like the stepmom is close in age to the kid and wants to be a friend and not a paternal figure, which I think is the right play for someone who's 13 years difference from the daughter. But, there's being cool (have a beer, lets chat) and there's being fukken weird and this is it. Like goddamn lady, you buy them a hefty gift card and don't ask questions about the boxes that show up. A Festivus Miracle fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jun 2, 2021 |
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Jun 2, 2021 18:35
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I had a good sensible chuckle to myself when I gender swapped it in my head whereby the mother's new husband gave the 16 year old boy a fleshlight. I think we'd find it a much more repellent story if that were the case.
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Jun 2, 2021 18:50
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sullat posted:Oates stood up and said, "I am going outside, I may be some time." He struggled with the tent flaps in the cold, and then slipped off into the ice field. A few moments passed. Scott turned to Wilson and said, "finally some time alone" as he unbuttoned his parka. Empty quoting this.
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Jun 2, 2021 18:59
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betaraywil posted:I think we're all losing sight of the true moral of that story: All ENTs are predatory demons who resent their patients for seeking medical care and punish them for it. In my experience ENTs seem to avoid providing care as much as possible. At my hospital they even started to refuse to perform tracheotomies on covid patients. That's like the most common surgical procedure they do!
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Jun 2, 2021 19:09
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cumshitter posted:The franchising fee alone for a Red Robin is $35,000. That's before you get into buying their signage, dishware, approved furniture, etc. Lazy Googling shows that the low end estimate for opening a Red Robin is $1.8 million. You're not sticking it to some small time business owner, anyone opening a Red Robin likely has significant funds or enough support to access large lines of credit. I've never seen someone upset over getting a refund or money back from an online order with something wrong. I'm usually a little excited when my order is a little wrong from a chain restaurant, local joints, more lenient, but if McDonald's forgets something or they give me something wrong -- sweet, can probably become not-hungry by eating whatever they did bring and they'll refund some, all, or more than you paid. I wonder if that person would also hesitate or always refuse to point out something wrong with a meal dining-in, where it would presumably be immediately remade or addressed. I've thrown away expensive steaks because they were cooked wrong or something and ya aren't supposed to be able to put anything that's gone out to a guests back on a grill. My hesitation as a diner is more about the psychic echoes of parents reminding that any food I waste translates directly to starving children abroad.
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Jun 2, 2021 19:10
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I usually dont send stuff back at a resteraunt unless its really bad. The only time I did in recent memory is a hamburger where the bun was rock hard. If something wrong with to go or delivery ill email a complaint and secretly hope to get something free but I dont ask for it and I wouldn't feel bummed if I didnt get anything.
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Jun 2, 2021 19:15
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can we focus on the fact that the only restaurant she can apparently eat at due to allergies is red robin - that was by far the worst part of the story
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Jun 2, 2021 19:22
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AITA for laughing after my brother lost a game of chess.quote:My girlfriend is a chess master; which basically means she’s really loving good at chess. My brother recently got into it, and seems to believe that he is the smartest loving person alive for understanding how the game works as only “smart people can truly understand the art of chess” (his exact words) Oh no you beat a MAN you should have been gentle on him! His poor bruised ego!
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Jun 2, 2021 19:30
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Owlspiracy posted:can we focus on the fact that the only restaurant she can apparently eat at due to allergies is red robin - that was by far the worst part of the story yeah that was a big  when i read itmakes no sense
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Jun 2, 2021 19:32
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I didn’t realize RR stood for Red Robin and now I know she’s so full of poo poo she squeaks.
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Jun 2, 2021 19:37
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I love when someone learns the rules to a board game and then uses that as the basis for their claim to high-intelligence. Our world's greatest minds: tabletop gamers.
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Jun 2, 2021 19:39
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Hughlander posted:AITA for laughing after my brother lost a game of chess. Lmfao get owned you dumb rear end in a top hat
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Hughlander posted:AITA for laughing after my brother lost a game of chess. Imagine how used to crushing sexist assholes that woman is. The meltdowns are probably passe for her lol
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Jun 2, 2021 19:44
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Hughlander posted:AITA for laughing after my brother lost a game of chess. When I was in grade 9 I was into playing chess. I thought I was an ok player. One day I was at the downtown library and lots of hobos would spend their time playing checkers and chess. They saw me watching and asked if I wanted to play. Me being cocky thought that scraggly hobos couldn't be very good so I played one of them. That dude kicked my rear end over and over again in an barrage of embarrassingly short games. Never forgot that lol
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Jun 2, 2021 19:46
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Hughlander posted:AITA for laughing after my brother lost a game of chess. generally i think ending a game of chess that quickly against a player way, way worse than you is bad form, however this guy totally deserved it
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I didn’t realize RR stood for Red Robin and now I know she’s so full of poo poo she squeaks. Ah, but now YTA and are ruining National Running Day for the fastidious OP: > So three days ago my ex ordered me a dinner as a birthday gift from Red Robin "RR" through UberEats "UE",
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