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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm too high lol it's 0830

# ? Jun 5, 2021 14:27

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:24

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Mormon Nailer posted:

I'm too high lol it's 0830

I had plans for today yesterday but I too ate a brownie at 830

# ? Jun 5, 2021 16:05

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

I was so high last night I posted in the wrong thread, I meant to post here about my amazing discovery of taking a hot shower while baked. It was eye opening

# ? Jun 5, 2021 16:17

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I feel like the term "skater boy" is thrown around a lot willy-nilly these days

# ? Jun 5, 2021 17:48

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Achtane posted:

I had plans for today yesterday but I too ate a brownie at 830

I was participating in Activities last night while high as hell and lemme tell you what:

Do Activities when you're high.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 18:47

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

You can't be too high on life to post in BYOB. I've tested it.

# ? Jun 5, 2021 19:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

About to be too high to function and then I'm gonna have myself an ice cold spicy water

# ? Jun 5, 2021 21:57

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

https://twitter.com/MachinePix/status/1400555530733637632

# ? Jun 5, 2021 22:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

there were times i never thought :canada:

would legalize it, but i am so happy to be wrong.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 5, 2021 23:15

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

you see your honor, its not that i broke my diet, it's that im stoned and theres blueberry pie.

i feel like ive made this post but i cant remember

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jun 6, 2021 00:06

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

FYI i'm about to be high with a quesadilla

# ? Jun 6, 2021 01:20

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Bluedeanie posted:

The grant investors are ready to appraise my research and determine if the University of Missouri will be receiving millions in new funds. As they open the lab doors, a thick cloud of smoke billows out. Once the new source of ventilation restores visibility, they see a trifold cardboard stand from children's science fairs that poses the all-important question: "you have heard of steamed lobster, but what about BAKED lobster?" Loose lobsters scuttle about the floor, snipping at puffy cheetos. A victrola stands in the corner, its needle stuck in a groove of Dark Side of the Moon. I am completely asleep in a chair, my lab coat stained with Cherry Garcia

This is amazing I sent it to all my friends. The weed adjacent ones, at least.

Achtane posted:

I had plans for today yesterday but I too ate a brownie at 830

Mis read this as had plans for yesterday, which makes sense if you believe time truly is a flat circle and we just modulus back around.

TheShrike fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jun 6, 2021

# ? Jun 6, 2021 04:01

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Mormon Nailer posted:

I was participating in Activities last night while high as hell and lemme tell you what:

Do Activities when you're high.

Last time this happened I closed my eyes and my wife started rapidly changing into different people like when the T-1000 falls into the lava pit and then she turned into a 3D wireframe and suddenly blew apart into a million little cubes and then I opened my eyes again

# ? Jun 6, 2021 21:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Achtane posted:

Last time this happened I closed my eyes and my wife started rapidly changing into different people like when the T-1000 falls into the lava pit and then she turned into a 3D wireframe and suddenly blew apart into a million little cubes and then I opened my eyes again

I just had a really good time playing some lawn sports.

# ? Jun 6, 2021 21:31

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Mormon Nailer posted:

I just had a really good time playing some lawn sports.

Same.

# ? Jun 6, 2021 21:38

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Pro Tip: keep a $5 in your stashbox incase the ice cream truck comes jingling down your street while you're outside getting worked up about clouds.

# ? Jun 7, 2021 19:42

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I'm willing to overlook last weeks Incident where the sonofabitch made eye contact AS I EXTINGUISHED MY JOINT IN FREEZY SUGAR ANTICIPATION AND THEN HE CONTINUED DRIVING OFF, but only if i can take possession of a rocket pop. Maybe a lemon shark thing.

# ? Jun 7, 2021 19:45

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I WASN'T WAVING TO BE FRIENDLY, ICE CREAM SLINGER, I WAS WAVING BECAUSE I WISH TO ENGAGE IN CAPITALISM WITH YOU AND SPEND MORE THAN I SHOULD BECAUSE I'M loving STONED

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jun 7, 2021 19:46

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Did you get icy creams????

# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I gave the dogs the meat I was supposed to eat and now they love me.

One step closer to the most adorable army.

# ? Jun 8, 2021 01:42

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Achtane posted:

Did you get icy creams????

The coward didnt show tonight.

# ? Jun 8, 2021 02:10

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

The coward didnt show tonight.

I am truley sorry for your lots

# ? Jun 8, 2021 03:39

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

a voiceover in the background like in the bill nye intro saying science rules but instead it's weed rules

# ? Jun 9, 2021 03:01

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Is there such a thing as a subconscious artist? Like I find that my best artistic tendencies come out at my lowest inhibitions, if I try to THINK of something I want to make it's a jumble. But if I just start throwing out my feelings into whatever medium, they tend to coalesce into something meaningful.

Signed,

Jack Herer

# ? Jun 10, 2021 05:14

Epic Prison Guy

thinking about art always screws it up for me too. the whole point of the artistic style surrealism is that you would basically wake up and try to draw your dream (this is super simplified version of it) and the LSD-like stories or plots of your dreams that don't make any sense go onto the canvas.

# ? Jun 10, 2021 05:19

Bilirubin: The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Heather Papps posted:

there were times i never thought would legalize it, but i am so happy to be wrong.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

# ? Jun 10, 2021 05:23

Escape From Noise

dsipal posted:

im high on life buddy

amen

I'm calling the cops!

# ? Jun 10, 2021 12:49

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

I pressed the rest of the oil out of the rest of the pulp and then spooned some into my tea and good golly im feelin a little too weird rn

Feels like I'm wearing 3d glasses

# ? Jun 11, 2021 03:19

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Update: i can only walk like Bambi now my knees are so wobbly

Consequently albeit mysteriously I am now stuck with a mish mash of ol dirty bastard lines in my head

# ? Jun 11, 2021 04:49

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Achtane posted:

Update: i can only walk like Bambi now my knees are so wobbly

Consequently albeit mysteriously I am now stuck with a mish mash of ol dirty bastard lines in my head

I hate it when that happens. u gotta blast that song in some headphones 2 get rid of it. my grandma's old trick

# ? Jun 11, 2021 05:21

Escape From Noise

Achtane posted:

Consequently albeit mysteriously I am now stuck with a mish mash of ol dirty bastard lines in my head

This happens to me a lot. Especially:

I teach the truth to the youth
I say, "Hey youth, here's the truth, better start wearin' bulletproof"

# ? Jun 11, 2021 06:19

Escape From Noise

I also often think of the one that ends with an extended series of shout-outs, including to the army, air force, and marines for playing his poo poo on the submarines and to the submarines for playing his poo poo, culminating in a shout-out to himself.

# ? Jun 11, 2021 06:21

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Fairly unchillness: Sure do love paying dispensary prices for lemon skunk, only to have it turn to very difficult to roll dust in the grinder :thumbsup:

And then i glance out the window to see a squirrel tearing up the radishes i replanted. Again.

# ? Jun 11, 2021 20:56

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

smoke the squirrel out on the ditch weed imo

# ? Jun 11, 2021 21:04

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

lol i assure you that was not ditch weed

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jun 11, 2021 23:27

okiedoke: I am the Doke to the Okie

I'm always looking for weed in ditches.

# ? Jun 12, 2021 00:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I found weed in a ditch once, it was a blanket flower

# ? Jun 12, 2021 00:21

Escape From Noise

okiedoke posted:

I'm always looking for weed in ditches.

Searching for weed in the ditches
And burn one with the witches
And get slammed in the back with that dragulaaaa

# ? Jun 12, 2021 06:59

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Escape From Noise posted:

Searching for weed in the ditches
And burn one with the witches
And get slammed in the back with that dragulaaaa

Dead I am the blunt
Pass it on, you cry
Friend smoked all your stuff
Now they've got red eyes

# ? Jun 12, 2021 14:31

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:24

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Achtane posted:

Dead I am the blunt
Pass it on, you cry
Friend smoked all your stuff
Now they've got red eyes

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Jun 12, 2021 16:12

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