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Pollution Bingo Futures
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 04:25 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:47 |
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Genuine question, could the random payout system underpinning crypto lead to it being regulated as gambling?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 04:53 |
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No because casinos let you cash out and have auditing.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 04:57 |
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Today in: is this... the dip? Internet ransomers fail to to consider that Americans like gas and may get mad, lose their butts The Fuzz at Scotland Yard and the Bank of England notice that cryptocurrencies are used in crimes r/bitcoin is convinced every country south of San Diego is imminently going to embrace John McAfee II announces he will sell another $400M of soon to be worthless debt to buy soon to be worthless bitcoin Hedge fund that bought $600M of Bitcoin last November announces they sold it all, probably made a lot of hodl memes along the way
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 05:09 |
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Diva Cupcake posted:It’s be really funny if they just kept their millions in their exchange account and not a wallet that they actually control. it's even stupider than this, a copy of the private key was on one of the servers that was seized a week ago and the hackers didn't move the butts after they were compromised.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 05:30 |
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drk posted:Today in: is this... the dip? It appears the CEO of AMC lost his pants despite the meteoric rise of the theatre company’s meme stock. As Adam Aron lost control of his web camera during a live YouTube interview, the screen briefly flashes below his light blue shirt and red tie to reveal either a really short pair of short shorts, or a skin-coloured pair of pants, or no pants at all. Mr Aron recovered the camera and continued his hour-long interview about the company and, among other things… naked shorts, with Trey Collins
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 06:15 |
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The hot and cold wallet debate is irrelevant because it’s not like FBI is hacking Coinbase servers and taking coins directly. Instead they send a very thorough subpoena and asset seizure demand saying «the coins arriving via this address is strongly connected to ransomware, lock that poo poo down and transfer the funds to the FBI seizure account on Coinbase»
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 06:25 |
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shame on an IGA posted:it's even stupider than this, a copy of the private key was on one of the servers that was seized a week ago and the hackers didn't move the butts after they were compromised. The last thing on my mind would be the ransom money if I found out I shut down a geopolitical rivals major infrastructure.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 06:58 |
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I don't really get why people don't wear pants at home. At least put on some basketball shorts?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 07:00 |
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drk posted:Today in: is this... the dip? This is all evidence of mass adoption and is therefore... Good for Bitcoin!!
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 07:24 |
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novamute posted:Don't be stupid yourself. Withdrawals aren't instantaneous and funds only need to be hot long enough to sign a transaction. No serious exchange keeps any amount of funds at rest in a hot wallet or even in a wallet that used to be hot. There's plenty of public info about Coinbase's key management specifically if you want to educate yourself. All the major players in Bitcoin keep showing themselves to be stupid, shady, or both. Why wouldn't people immediately assume Coinbase is doing the dumbest thing humanly possible at every step of the way?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 08:42 |
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MechaCrash posted:All the major players in Bitcoin keep showing themselves to be stupid, shady, or both. Why wouldn't people immediately assume Coinbase is doing the dumbest thing humanly possible at every step of the way? it's ok don't worry so much, coinbase themself said they don't do stupid shady thing
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 09:12 |
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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:I don't really get why people don't wear pants at home. At least put on some basketball shorts? Because if there is one place on the planet one should not be required to wear pants, it's the privacy of their own home?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 10:03 |
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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:I don't really get why people don't wear pants at home. At least put on some basketball shorts?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 10:29 |
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Liquid Communism posted:Because if there is one place on the planet one should not be required to wear pants, it's the privacy of their own home? "Privacy of your own home" usually stops when you're literally on camera, in that dumb guy's case
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 10:46 |
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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:I don't really get why people don't wear pants at home. At least put on some basketball shorts? Maybe they lost a bet. They have to go without pants at home because they lost a bet.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 10:57 |
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Oh Don Piano posted:SHITGROIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "hello money man? Buy me $100,000 worth of shitgroin"
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 11:18 |
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novamute posted:Don't be stupid yourself. Withdrawals aren't instantaneous and funds only need to be hot long enough to sign a transaction. No serious exchange keeps any amount of funds at rest in a hot wallet or even in a wallet that used to be hot. There's plenty of public info about Coinbase's key management specifically if you want to educate yourself. When a failsafe system fails, it fails by failing to fail safe.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 11:44 |
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EorayMel posted:im going to do something to everyone who buys a bitcoin. im going to pump their asses full of nitroglycerin and strap them to a paint mixer until they explode. blow their asses to kingdom come. theyll be scraping their giblets and entrails off the road for miles around. launch their big hosed up skulls into orbit mother fucker.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 12:25 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Maybe they lost a bet. They have to go without pants at home because they lost a bet.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 12:35 |
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I wonder how many more high profile accidents we need before people start thinking "you know, I should at least put on some sweatpants in case the camera falls over or an unexpected emergency happens."
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 13:55 |
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buttcoin
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 14:39 |
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novamute posted:Don't be stupid yourself. Withdrawals aren't instantaneous and funds only need to be hot long enough to sign a transaction. No serious exchange keeps any amount of funds at rest in a hot wallet or even in a wallet that used to be hot. There's plenty of public info about Coinbase's key management specifically if you want to educate yourself. No serious exchange, like all the other major exchanges who have gotten hacked and had a multi-million dollar hot wallet stolen? Including Bitfinex, the biggest exchange (by volume) on the planet? The system they are describing is impossible to use on 100% of their transactions, because it would hit the blockchain transaction limit. An exchange cannot run all their internal trades on the blockchain. What this is describing is a smart way to have a spectrum of hot-cold storage, with the bulk of funds in wallets that are very secure against both attack and accidents. But some of those wallets are "pre-signed" on the server, as they themselves describe. Any of those are vulnerable to hacks. If someone thoroughly hacked coinbase, and had enough time to figure out their system, I'm sure they could get away with over a million dollars in butts. But not tens or hundreds of millions. At the scale that coinbase deals in, that's pretty small! The loss from publicity that the exchange got hacked would be far far worse than the direct loss.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 14:45 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:buttcoin Bless you and I hope you never stop. Except for maybe, "Two butts at the same coin, man."
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 15:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBdxeeolWng Return of the king?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 15:19 |
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MechaCrash posted:I wonder how many more high profile accidents we need before people start thinking "you know, I should at least put on some sweatpants in case the camera falls over or an unexpected emergency happens." A woman had a dildo on her bookshelf during a BBC (the TV station, not the ) interview. She probably knew and definitely didn't care.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 18:15 |
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CSM posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBdxeeolWng Bizonacci in 2018: Reality in 2021:
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 18:15 |
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It's amazing to me that Tether 24 hour volume is constantly greater than the other top five together.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 18:25 |
Potrzebie posted:It's amazing to me that Tether 24 hour volume is constantly greater than the other top five together. The tethered themselves to the top baybee!
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 18:44 |
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MechaCrash posted:I wonder how many more high profile accidents we need before people start thinking "you know, I should at least put on some sweatpants in case the camera falls over or an unexpected emergency happens." In Canada we have a member of parliament who has been caught twice on his own web camera, first time fully nude after changing post-workout and the other time he pissed in a coffee mug during a meeting because going to the actual bathroom would be too hard or something. People voted for this guy.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 18:56 |
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gently caress, he's got my vote
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 19:00 |
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He's not monetizing it on onlyfans tho!! Sheesh got no head for this game.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 19:01 |
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MechaCrash posted:I wonder how many more high profile accidents we need before people start thinking "you know, I should at least put on some sweatpants in case the camera falls over or an unexpected emergency happens." Sweatpants are probably worse than boxers to the type who demand you wear a suit and tie.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 19:21 |
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Shortfucker3000 has joined the meeting
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 22:40 |
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Gazpacho posted:Shortfucker3000 has joined the meeting
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 22:45 |
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Oh, lordy. I'm looking for a cleaner of Oriental rugs, and found this at the foot of their Yelp page.quote:Frequently Asked Questions about [Fred's] Rug Cleaners
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 00:08 |
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not news, but nice headline
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 00:23 |
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CSM posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBdxeeolWng
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 00:25 |
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CSM posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBdxeeolWng I unironically dig the song, is there a source
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# ? Jun 9, 2021 00:40 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:47 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:buttcoin Goddamn why didn’t I think of that!!!
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