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Horrorosaurus posted:Right, I mean the topic is interesting (uaps, not necessarily aliens) but in this thread there's a way too desperate need to believe something big is happening.
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Jun 13, 2021 21:47
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SPY-1 radar smokes too much weed, hallucinates contacts dropping from orbit to hovering at sea level in seconds. MANY SUCH CASES
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Jun 13, 2021 21:48
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Delta-Wye posted:SPY-1 radar smokes too much weed, hallucinates contacts dropping from orbit to hovering at sea level in seconds. MANY SUCH CASES At least it makes a psyop to make us scared of something besides terrorism seem more believable
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Jun 13, 2021 21:50
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I'm disclosing my rear end as a mass projector
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Jun 13, 2021 21:54
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WEH posted:Is DMT the one that makes you see like a plant god, or was that ayahuasca DMT you get torn to see whatever cool entities. 90% of the time I see the same statue like being sitting there, one of my friends see a beautiful lady in red cloth and another one gets to meet his favorite weed dealer who has taken the shape of a Labrador retriever and the dealer-dog hugs him lol Best part is intense as it is you're back in like 3 minutes and fully functional or ready for the next trip helta posted:You have no right to stop me! what if I AM a space cop, though? I'd stop anything. Google Butt posted:rogan is the problem not the weed. funny you can't make this connection. Lol might be, might be
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Jun 13, 2021 21:57
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The Saucer Hovers posted:ayahuasca is puke then snake god for hours, DMT is machine elves for two or three min Ah, gotcha. It's half remembered poo poo from mysterious universe circa 2010 so it was probably some designer drug then. I feel like people have claimed to see machine elves sober, too.
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Jun 13, 2021 21:59
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The Saucer Hovers posted:this is what i get for reaching out a hand. mmmm mmm mmmm... Lmao
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Jun 13, 2021 21:59
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I like the star trek voyager where the aliens used to be dinosaurs, I hope that is what is going on
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Jun 13, 2021 21:59
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Horrorosaurus posted:Right, I mean the topic is interesting (uaps, not necessarily aliens) but in this thread there's a way too desperate need to believe something big is happening. perfect storm of no more trump, society visibly collapsing, gov't doin' a small policy change and goons with incredibly high news tolerances seeking the next fix hoping we get visible and vocal posadist faction in CSPAM out of it tbh
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Jun 13, 2021 22:05
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Uaps in the frakkin walls
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Jun 13, 2021 22:06
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Tighclops posted:Uaps in the frakkin walls danzig-ishly: can u make the uaps fly UP the walls?
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Jun 13, 2021 22:10
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I don't know the source itself but the interviews here are pretty good and this touches my main problem with these videos https://www.bu.edu/articles/2021/government-ufo-report/ "Think of an airplane—if you look at a 747 in the sky, it doesn’t appear to be moving very fast. It’s going 600 miles an hour, but the rate at which a film of that plane would look [like it’s going] depends on the distance. And [the government’s] not telling us whether they know the distance. These are not [reliable] measurements of speed and acceleration unless they know the distance to the object, and they’re not telling us." Like that's a really simple, obvious point.
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Jun 13, 2021 22:13
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Horrorosaurus posted:I don't know the source itself but the interviews here are pretty good and this touches my main problem with these videos https://www.bu.edu/articles/2021/government-ufo-report/ Okay, you win. Go away
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Jun 13, 2021 22:18
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The Saucer Hovers posted:this is what i get for reaching out a hand. mmmm mmm mmmm... give them a hand and they give you the finger
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Jun 13, 2021 22:19
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Marzzle posted:perfect storm of no more trump, society visibly collapsing, gov't doin' a small policy change and goons with incredibly high news tolerances seeking the next fix It's incredible how much content Trump generated on a daily basis. Really didn't expect to see such a full on mr Magoo approach.
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Jun 13, 2021 22:20
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Horrorosaurus posted:but in this thread there's a way too desperate need to believe something big is happening. *government admits UFOs are real, for the first time, and even loving obungler is on the news talking about it* "wow i cant believe so many idiots are interested in the UFOs" 
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Jun 13, 2021 22:21
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WEH posted:Okay, you win. Go away No
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Jun 13, 2021 22:22
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though if obungler is talking about it its gotta be a lie lol
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Jun 13, 2021 22:22
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Horrorosaurus posted:I don't know the source itself but the interviews here are pretty good and this touches my main problem with these videos https://www.bu.edu/articles/2021/government-ufo-report/ lookit this big brain motherfucker who knows better than dozens of us navy professionals
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Jun 13, 2021 22:26
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Rah! posted:*government admits UFOs are real, for the first time, and even loving obungler is on the news talking about it* Alright fine since this is exactly what's wrong with the discussion: where does the US government say UFOs are real? I assume we are talking space alien UFOs here. Where did this come from? Let's not talk old presidents on talk shows, let's talk official sources. Edit:gently caress it, why not. Quote Obama saying UFOs are real. Word to word and give the source. I'm engaging because this is ridiculous enough. Horrorosaurus has issued a correction as of 22:35 on Jun 13, 2021 |
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Jun 13, 2021 22:32
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The Carter UFO initiative, such as it was, quickly approached its climax. Some individuals maintain that the President was given a UFO briefing at the White House on June 14, 1977, and afterwards was bound to secrecy. According to former USAF Captain Robert Collins, “a lone MJ-12 briefing officer” met with the President, accompanied by several independent sources. Together these sources produced a “reconstruction” of what was told to Carter, and this became known as the “Executive Briefing: Project Aquarius” document. It was later leaked to UFO researcher William Moore through a member of the Defense Intelligence Agency known only as the Falcon. Moore said that the notes he received were a typed copy of handwritten notes that had been used by the officer during the briefing. The memo itself gives the (now standard) account of multiple retrievals of alien technology. Grant Cameron noted that a review of the schedule on June 14, 1977 shows that a meeting in the Cabinet room between 1:35 p.m. and 3:15 p.m., to “discuss appropriations for intelligence affairs in the 1979 Budget of the U.S.” could have been a cover for another meeting which did not appear in the diary of President Carter. However, there remains no hard evidence to support the claims that a briefing took place, and no proof has shown the documents to be either legitimate or a forgery. In this context, the author [Richard Dolan] can relate an anecdote told to him privately by a well-placed source. In June 1977, a presidential aide who was “very, very close to Carter” walked into the Oval Office following a briefing that the aide knew had concerned the topic of UFOs. Carter was sobbing, with his head in his hands, nearly on his desk. Although the aide did not learn the precise reasons for Carter’s emotional state, he said that a few of Carter’s phrases made it clear he was deeply upset about the topic. Probably the most dramatic UFO-related statement attributed to Jimmy Carter was made public in 1995. During a television appearance, the actor Nicholas Cage had mentioned a conversation he had with actress Shirley MacLaine. He said MacLaine had told him about various conversations she had with former President Carter, including Carter’s statement to her that he had seen a crashed flying saucer and the occupants. Shortly after this, MacLaine was a guest on the Larry King television show, and a caller asked her about Cage’s statement. MacLaine responded by saying: '[Carter] didn’t tell me that, but he told me many times that when I first wrote Out On A Limb [in 1983] that he would support me, that it was true, that there were crafts, that he believed there were occupants, [and] why should we be the only people in the universe? He wanted to shine the sunshine laws on intelligence, to expose it, to see how the people would react, but he didn’t and wouldn’t and couldn’t as he explained to me.' The statement is interesting because it seems to indicate that Carter was telling her more than his simple belief or opinion. The statement that “it was true, that there were crafts” seems extremely specific, especially one made by a former President. Both Grant Cameron and this author have asked Ms. MacLaine for elaboration on this statement, but she has not done so officially. However, in conversation with this author, she did confirm that she was on friendly terms with the President and that he had discussed UFOs with her in very serious terms.
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Jun 13, 2021 22:35
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You have to accept that them being in the navy makes them less credible, not more.... They're either in on whatever dumb distraction tactic/money siphon the gov is running or they're looking to make a quick buck, because they worked some lovely desk job for 10 years that left them with no transferable skills and a lovely goatee. OR they're just tom delonge level nuts and they desperately want it to be a conspiracy. Being in the military, especially the US military is not traditionally a mark of good character. e: same goes for ex-presidents, they didn't get there by being cool honest guys who would never tell a lie. Butternubs has issued a correction as of 22:43 on Jun 13, 2021 |
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Jun 13, 2021 22:40
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Horrorosaurus posted:I don't know the source itself but the interviews here are pretty good and this touches my main problem with these videos https://www.bu.edu/articles/2021/government-ufo-report/ thanks!
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Jun 13, 2021 22:47
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drat this thread sucks now
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Jun 13, 2021 22:55
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Lsd is way ficking better than shroomies sorry
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Jun 13, 2021 22:55
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Riot Bimbo posted:Lsd is way ficking better than shroomies sorry Lsd is a cia/nazi mind control drug, no way you should put that poo poo in your head
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Jun 13, 2021 22:59
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Horrorosaurus posted:Alright fine since this is exactly what's wrong with the discussion: where does the US government say UFOs are real? I assume we are talking space alien UFOs here. Where did this come from? Let's not talk old presidents on talk shows, let's talk official sources. Read the loving thread. Every couple of days, some big brain haver comes into the thread with "heh, UFOs aren't real" and half a dozen people point out what you're asking for.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:07
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Horrorosaurus posted:Alright fine since this is exactly what's wrong with the discussion: where does the US government say UFOs are real? I assume we are talking space alien UFOs here. Where did this come from? Let's not talk old presidents on talk shows, let's talk official sources. "What is true, and I'm actually being serious here, is that there are, there's footage and records of objects in the skies, that we don't know exactly what they are. We can't explain how they moved, their trajectory. They did not have an easily explainable pattern. And so, you know, I think that people still take seriously trying to investigate and figure out what that is." He said that in May on James Cordon's show go watch it on fuckin yootoob Nobody said it's aliens yet but they say it's not us and it probably isn't Russia or China all the time. Whether you want to believe the DoD is another issue but they are saying this for some reason.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:09
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Butternubs posted:You have to accept that them being in the navy makes them less credible, not more.... they're pilots you dumbass if they don't speak up about UFOs and become famous they "retire" to an upper level officer career or a lifetime of flying airliners for big bucks. Guess which one of those doesn't happen if they become known as "the UFO guy" Obviously there's some angle being played here by the government; the push is too coordinated for it not to be. The question is what the US has to gain from admitting there's things in the sky they don't understand and hinting that aliens are a plausible explanation. here's a CNN article with the actual Obama interview: https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/19/politics/barack-obama-ufos/index.html You want the Clinton version next? Log082 has issued a correction as of 23:16 on Jun 13, 2021 |
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Jun 13, 2021 23:12
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been thinking about fullmetal alchemist lately. it was an alright anime that came out in, idk, 2005 or so? it eventually outran the manga it was based on and took a turn for the bad which is pretty common when the source material dries up (see GoT). they inserted a bizarre twist where matter is conserved for their alchemistry/magic, but the energy comes from suffering in a parallel world - ours. and ww1 was generating plenty of energy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVkc0GVq3vQ
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Jun 13, 2021 23:21
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active, open belief in UFO's and aliens is far more common in the armed forces than you're led to believe and it's not really frowned upon. In fact, Project Grudge became Project Blue Book because they were worried that pilots and other personnel wouldn't come forward with their UFO sightings for fear of looking crazy, because the US military does, in fact, need people watching the skies for weird poo poo just in case it's another foreign power's aircraft or missiles. They just get uneasy when it's like contractors or personnel around test sites like Area 51 blabbing off because it might get picked up by foreign intelligence.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:26
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Geez, I go away for two days and you all let the undergrad Neil Degrasse Tyson-types come and poo poo up the place
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Jun 13, 2021 23:33
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lsd is cool
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Jun 13, 2021 23:38
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A MIRACLE posted:lsd is cool lsd is a fun drug to do with your friends. lsd is a dangerous drug to do with your not friends the CIA. in fact, don't do any drugs with the CIA. Just look at what happened the EBEs. Ever seen a picture of those little bastards? Look strung out as hell. They all got addicted to heroin and now the CIA is flying their saucers to gently caress with China. It was easy too. Think about it. Crashed spaceship, right? Injured aliens, need pain killers. Aliens don't have cash, what are they going to trade for opiates? That's right, anti-gravity and electromagnetic forcefields.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:52
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Mecha Gojira posted:lsd is a fun drug to do with your friends. Aliens are Mormons??? Thanks for clearing that up, the LDS church sure is a drug used by the CIA and aliens clearly are a part of it as you do get to have space sex if you dont masturbate. Turns out aliens are just space Mormons.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:54
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i prefer grown over lab made entheogens guilty as charged. come up to the pnw and try out a psilocybe azurescens, one of the most potent on the planet. stamps cant compete. as a person in the pnw I would like to know more lol
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Jun 13, 2021 23:58
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Riot Bimbo posted:Lsd is way ficking better than shroomies sorry  Drugs that make you barf suck and aren't worth doing, that's just the way it is E: a few DRUNK BONERS posted:Lsd is a cia/nazi mind control drug, no way you should put that poo poo in your head OK baizuo has issued a correction as of 00:03 on Jun 14, 2021 |
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Jun 13, 2021 23:58
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PawParole posted:'[Carter] didn’t tell me that, but he told me many times that when I first wrote Out On A Limb [in 1983] that he would support me, that it was true, that there were crafts, that he believed there were occupants, [and] why should we be the only people in the universe? He wanted to shine the sunshine laws on intelligence, to expose it, to see how the people would react, but he didn’t and wouldn’t and couldn’t as he explained to me.'
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Jun 14, 2021 00:10
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like they're probably lying and this is a big op but lol if you think your dumb skeptic wannabe rear end knows how radar and optics and the like work better than the dozens or hundreds of trained professionals involved
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Jun 14, 2021 00:12
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buncha fuckin idiot nerds trying to be neil degrasse tyson because they have forgotten the face of carl sagan
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Jun 14, 2021 00:14
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