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TropicalCoke posted:Buy a reusable k cup bingo bongo so simple Have you heard the good word about Melitta? It costs like 4 bucks. Lasts for decades. 
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inferis posted:the only asian in the series is named cho chang There were 2 Indian sisters named Patil
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Jun 13, 2021 22:45
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wizards in Harry Potter aren’t scary, if you have a shotgun and a rifle you’re basically fine
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tokin opposition posted:Dumbledore dated gay wizard Hitler right? I gave up on watching the fantastic beasts movies yeah but it was during hitler's art school period
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indigi posted:wizards in Harry Potter aren’t scary, if you have a shotgun and a rifle you’re basically fine They're too lazy to use the goddamn shitter for crying out loud.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Half the books are about how the neoliberal wizard goverment is completely incompetent and unprepared to deal with the threat of wizard nazis She thinks trans women are Voldemort op And I assure you my nose is right where it always has been, unfortunately
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https://twitter.com/NeilBlairTBP/status/1272428368743538692
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Wizards blasting eachother with line of sight kill spells while hypersonic missiles streak in from beyond the horizon.
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indigi posted:wizards in Harry Potter aren’t scary, if you have a shotgun and a rifle you’re basically fine https://youtu.be/tS3y1Q3mFVw
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lol israel
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The wizards were merely exercising their right to defend themselves when they lobbed precision guided fireballs at that muggle school
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lmao I thought it was Fantastic Breasts
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Facebook Aunt posted:Have you heard the good word about Melitta? It costs like 4 bucks. Lasts for decades. Aero Press por vida.
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:lmao I thought it was Fantastic Breasts Fantastic Breasts and Where To Fondle Them, yes
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Proust Malone posted:Aero Press por vida. I used an aero press for like a month until I realized I don't actually like dealing with a pain in the rear end manual process that I have to clean the gunk out of every time
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literally the only thing i know about fantastic beasts 2 is that grindelwald actually wanted to stop hitler, which was bad
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what house was Hitler in ?
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the fried chicken sandwich, when executed *properly*, is a perfect invention yet all of those restaurants do it wrong
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Marx Headroom posted:Find online support groups then! Same thing as WFH. I realize it's weird I'm not just letting this go but the woowoo stuff really bothers me, and I'm not just being pastafarian or wevs. The idea of declaring yourself helpless and submitting to a higher authority to regulate your behavior so you be redeemed contradicts every piece of therapy I've ever learned/applied and it reeks of fire and brimstone. Being raised evangelical I can smell that poo poo from a mile away and AA has it. My 74 year old father in law isn't going to find an online meeting anywhere, but there were AA meetings in the church at the end of his street My 75 year old father wasn't going online to find meetings 30 years ago, but they probably saved his life after my mom kicked him out. My mother went to Al-Anon meetings in the community centre down the street to help deal with raising 5 kids by herself and PTSD from her ex-husband. None of them are particularly religious, but they got benefit from AA. My mother-in-law refused to talk to anyone about her alcoholism and died in her mid-60s of cirrhosis. I was there and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. I don't like religion, and I think it would be great if there was widespread free group addiction counselling without any spirituality bullshit, but I also am willing to take it for what it is
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Well there's nothing I can say that won't sound unkind re: religion and addicts, therefore A chicken sandwich sounds pretty good. full disclosure I had the burger king spicy chicken sandwich and they gave me a suspiciously large hand breaded chicken breast on a tiny bun with 2 pickles and some pointless yellow sauce. I know we grow them big these days but I'm morbidly curious what a cruelty-farmed fast food chicken looks like in 2021. Don't show me, I don't really want to know, but... you know
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inferis posted:the wizards canonically poo poo their pants and then use magic to clean the mess Uhh Moaning Myrtle was in a *bathroom*?
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religion is arguably why we're here i mean as in, why things are so loving terrible christianity has caused unfathomable, and pointless, suffering life could be so much better, but it's just not speaking from my own experience, as i mostly quit drinking and even though i quit by myself, i firmly believe that not everyone can do it on their own and i'm just kinda hosed in the head because my therapist got stabbed to death** and i can't do the whole shrink thing after that went down. putting people into a position where it's basically "accept jesus or die" is pretty hosed, but it's just the reality that some people have to live with until they can get the gently caress outta there. that's just america. **   really, this is hosed up. maybe don't read this. but it's true. i wish it wasn't. i was looking up news articles on an old classmate who's doing 20 years in prison, and coincidentally on the same page was detailed information about the murder (entirely separate thing from my old classmate doing time) that i hadn't known for 10 years. i thought the person who stabbed her was a patient. he wasn't. he was just her crazy as gently caress neighbor. after being stabbed, she fled to a friend's house and collapsed. according to court documents, he broke into the house and stabbed her more because voices in his head told she was not dead yet. it's pretty hosed up. chicken sandwich talk: any food that isn't prepared as fresh as possible will be like 25% of it's true potential as far as deliciousness and enjoyability goes. when i eat fast food i usually get an egg and cheese biscuit, but i recently quit eating fast food again because it's terrible, expensive, and really bad.
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Wizards in harry potter are just sorcerers, they never do any cool rituals to have effects anywhere beyond right in the moment and line of sight. The few times someone does some real wizardry everyone's loving befuddled by it
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I know Burger King and Popeyes are owned by the same company. I wonder how many other aces are competing with themselves
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Orange Devil posted:Uhh Moaning Myrtle was in a *bathroom*? Well, yeah, obviously children need bathrooms. They need somewhere to go until they learn the poop spell.
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Alobar posted:i'm just kinda hosed in the head because my therapist got stabbed to death** and i can't do the whole shrink thing after that went down. 
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Alobar posted:the fried chicken sandwich, when executed *properly*, is a perfect invention im not a big fan of the breading on bread. the KFC double down, while sounding gross actually made a lot of sense
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3D Megadoodoo posted:So what happens when someone buys it - can they just knock it down and build something even uglier but more pleasing to the lovely multi-millionaire eye? There's no need. The house is irrelevant and will be flipped asap for a few million profit. No one who can afford a $10 million house would live there, extremely mediocre neighbourhood.
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Orange Devil posted:Uhh Moaning Myrtle was in a *bathroom*? https://www.vice.com/en/article/9k44zd/yes-harry-potter-wizards-pooped-their-pants-pottermore https://twitter.com/wizardingworld/status/1081242428105998336
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Orange Devil posted:Uhh Moaning Myrtle was in a *bathroom*? It’s literally a room with baths in it. Did the book ever say it had crappers?
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Bismuth posted:Wizards in harry potter are just sorcerers, they never do any cool rituals to have effects anywhere beyond right in the moment and line of sight. The few times someone does some real wizardry everyone's loving befuddled by it didnt they also make a big deal if you were able to cast spells without actually shouting out what you were doing or am i mixing up books? paired with the making GBS threads wherever means you would constantly be hearing shitto gone-o whenever you were around wizards
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I believe you meant faeces evacua there
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Bismuth posted:Wizards in harry potter are just sorcerers, they never do any cool rituals to have effects anywhere beyond right in the moment and line of sight. The few times someone does some real wizardry everyone's loving befuddled by it Even JK acknowledged a wizard vs. everyone else war would go very poorly for the wizards. You can't get a spell up fast enough to block a bullet you don't know is coming, or what a bullet even is. I do wonder why the wizard cops aren't running around with carbine rifles with the wand mounted under the barrel. Best of both worlds.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:There's no need. The house is irrelevant and will be flipped asap for a few million profit. No one who can afford a $10 million house would live there, extremely mediocre neighbourhood. The proto-NFT if you will.
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skooma512 posted:Even JK acknowledged a wizard vs. everyone else war would go very poorly for the wizards. You can't get a spell up fast enough to block a bullet you don't know is coming, or what a bullet even is. It's England, best you can do is a posh shotgun for hunting pheasants on the estate.
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Ensign Expendable posted:It's England, best you can do is a posh shotgun for hunting pheasants on the estate. Not if you can teleport and have invisibility cloaks. Just pop into a military armory and take what you like. They probably don't need to even take very many since they can dupe them later. Or maybe some enterprising wizard kept stuff after one of the world wars. Even an ancient Vickers machine gun will make short work of assholes on brooms if you stick it on top of the castle to prepare for the attack that was certainly coming eventually. Edit: Or do what the IRA did and send for help from sympathetic Americans. The American magic government will lend-lease them crates of guns by yeeting them into fireplaces. skooma512 has issued a correction as of 17:39 on Jun 14, 2021 |
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skooma512 posted:Not if you can teleport and have invisibility cloaks. It's really hard to hit a small flying target with a single machine gun at more than a couple hundred yards, so wizards vs WWI army might be an interesting matchup. By WWII you have quad 12-20 mm guns that will chew up anything within wizarding distance.
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truman's decision to nuke hogwarts was morally correct and saved more lives than it cost
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Ensign Expendable posted:It's really hard to hit a small flying target with a single machine gun at more than a couple hundred yards, so wizards vs WWI army might be an interesting matchup. sounds like tanya the evil
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