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Spinz posted:Wow that is depressing. My dad married the first of my babysitters that said yes yuck yuck My dad's no creeper, just a lonely man* on the autistic spectrum. She was like 38, it was all above board. *a rich doctor
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I feel like being made to wear a mask in a porno scene should be a deal breaker. It's basically the director saying they think you have an ugly face. Not to mention the whole loving GROSS IT'S ET thing. I was pretty content thinking that was a puppet, not a costume. Thanks.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Not to mention the whole loving GROSS IT'S ET thing. like, as a lady vadge-haver I understand that I’m speculating secondhand on the matter, but I’d have thought the “ET phone suicide hotline” look they have going in that still would be a reliable turn-off for most dudes
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SatansOnion posted:like, as a lady vadge-haver I understand that I’m speculating secondhand on the matter, but I’d have thought the “ET phone suicide hotline” look they have going in that still would be a reliable turn-off for most dudes Thanks to today's media landscape, you can be a massive turn-off for most people but still succeed; as long as you are an intense turn-on for a tiny number of people.
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no one should have to look at porn but me. Also the gays broke my dick/balls.
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so can we get this poo poo to 69 pages or what because idk how much longer i can edge.
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Jun 14, 2021 22:33
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I crave scrambled porn back on my tv so that I can wait 20-30 minutes to see what might be a boob. In that moment I am euphoric.
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sharknado slashfic posted:I crave scrambled porn back on my tv so that I can wait 20-30 minutes to see what might be a boob. In that moment I am euphoric. A Static slot machine
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sharknado slashfic posted:I crave scrambled porn back on my tv so that I can wait 20-30 minutes to see what might be a boob. In that moment I am euphoric. One time, when I was a kid, in the 90’s, for like a month when i would rapidly turn the parental control switch on and off on my cable box I would get unscrambled, and presumably free playboy tv. Turned out my parents were charged for it. Whoops.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is this the thread for weirdo goons to out their hosed up fetishes in an attempt to appear urbane and modern 
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Spinz posted:Wow that is depressing. My dad married the first of my babysitters that said yes yuck yuck so i know this is gross and awful and i'm sorry you went through that but the way you phrased this has me imagining having a new babysitter every month for date night or bowling night or w/e and as he's paying her at the end of the evening he just gets down on one knee with a jewelry box "and one more thing..." and hopes she runs off without a tip
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Rockman Reserve posted:so i know this is gross and awful and i'm sorry you went through that but the way you phrased this has me imagining having a new babysitter every month for date night or bowling night or w/e and as he's paying her at the end of the evening he just gets down on one knee with a jewelry box "and one more thing..." and hopes she runs off without a tip Ah I'm not offended, stuff I post and joke about here in GBS means it's ok! It isn't e/n here. We went thru babysitters like crazy, probably because a.the pig flirted with them all driving to and from b. It was brainy weirdo me and my developmentally disabled brother who would probably poo poo his pants And c. For a buck an hour lololol
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I have to wonder if images of Christ naked on the cross have resulted in numerous BDSM fetishes. There are depictions of Jesus on the cross where it looks like he has a boner and depictions of Mary that are supposed to resemble labia.   
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I'm really glad you included the anatomical pussy diagram since no one here has any frame of reference
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The Bloop posted:I'm really glad you included the anatomical pussy diagram since no one here has any frame of reference I included that one simply because of its variety of depictions not because there's a diagram of an actual vagina.
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Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdische (1996)quote:A female "E.T." is sent to Earth (in the Victorian era) to learn about our customs, and finds some aristocratic humans who help the E.T. learn our customs, mostly our sexual customs. Then after watching people have sex and having sex the E.T. returns to her home planet to teach them what she's learned. Ending with a tear filled goodbye while the people wave goodbye to the E.T. as she leaves. ofc it's from germany
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Scrotum Modem posted:Extra Terrestrian: Die Ausserirdische (1996) I knew that already and just didn’t feel like mentioning it because "Germans are perverts" is hackneyed now. Hackneyed, but not not-true.
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The Bloop posted:I'm really glad you included the anatomical pussy diagram since no one here has any frame of reference Most of us masturbate to icons of the sacred mother, and she usually nevermind I’m loving drunk, pretend I said something funny and blasphemous.
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CPL593H posted:There are depictions of Jesus on the cross where it looks like he has a boner and depictions of Mary that are supposed to resemble labia. There's also depictions of christ giving birth out of his side wound  and somewhere a monk has a poem or something about kissing jesus on the lips with an open mouth also has anyone said "thots on pornography" yet?
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There was a girl my freshman year at Rutgers that basically dropped out because of the scumbags pounding on her door to harass her after her facialabuse premier (where she's made to throw up in a dog bowl) got uploaded to the university direct connect client thing and everyone downloaded girlfromquad2atrutgers.mpg Last I heard, she was dancing at Delilah's in Toms River but that's a billion years ago already.
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i like it when the wiener goes into the butt
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Same but a traffic cone instead
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kntfkr posted:There was a girl my freshman year at Rutgers that basically dropped out because of the scumbags pounding on her door to harass her after her facialabuse premier (where she's made to throw up in a dog bowl) got uploaded to the university direct connect client thing and everyone downloaded girlfromquad2atrutgers.mpg I guess I don't get why society doesn't consider the people masturbating to a woman throwing up in a dog bowl just as reprehensible as the woman being filmed doing it for money. Is it sort of that punish the prostitute, not the John kind of thing?
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I dunno. Because people are cruel? And cruelty is acceptable? Rutgers has a bad track record with sex videos https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Tyler_Clementi
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Colonel Cancer posted:Same but a traffic cone instead who would put their wiener into a traffic cone? mods ban this sick degenerate
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Mrs. Dash posted:Have u not discovered snap chat premiums and tiktok thirst trap challenges? hell, Twitch even gave in and opened its "FINE, YOU PERVERTS JUST WANT TO LOOK AT BOOBS" section
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Lucky Guy posted:who would put their wiener into a traffic cone? mods ban this sick degenerate Conebros
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StarkRavingMad posted:hell, Twitch even gave in and opened its "FINE, YOU PERVERTS JUST WANT TO LOOK AT BOOBS" section This actually turned me off of twitch. I want to watch nerds play video games. If i want rated PG porn i can go elsewhere.
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PIZZA.BAT posted:
The doctors told her if she took one more load she'd blow up like a goddamned profiterole but she just loved the job too much to quit.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The doctors told her if she took one more load she'd blow up like a goddamned profiterole but she just loved the job too much to quit. That feels like a lovely thing to say about someone who just died and was clearing dealing with a lot of very difficult issues.
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LanceHunter posted:That feels like a lovely thing to say about someone who just died and was clearing dealing with a lot of very difficult issues. Yeah just 5 seconds with that article and it's just horrific she was online bullied ughhhh Growing up in an abusive home being beautiful drug addiction gently caress So yeah bad joke times 5000
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Everyone loves porn but they hate the people who make it.
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”The blond sex worker stirred controversy last month after photographing herself topless in front of a George Floyd memorial in Santa Barbara, California, and then posting the racy snapshot on social media. After a backlash from her followers, she defended the stunt, saying “No human being should die getting arrested;” but at some point after the fallout she deleted her Instagram page.” Big “white girl taking duckface selfies at Auschwitz” vibes from this one, JFC.
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LanceHunter posted:That feels like a lovely thing to say about someone who just died and was clearing dealing with a lot of very difficult issues. Yeah my bad I'm sorry that was really tasteless. Honestly it just didn't occur to me that this dead porn star may have led a troubled life.
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bloodysabbath posted:”The blond sex worker stirred controversy last month after photographing herself topless in front of a George Floyd memorial in Santa Barbara, California, and then posting the racy snapshot on social media. After a backlash from her followers, she defended the stunt, saying “No human being should die getting arrested;” but at some point after the fallout she deleted her Instagram page.” What in the everloving gently caress?
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CPL593H posted:What in the everloving gently caress? She killed herself I think she paid for her stupid mistake
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CPL593H posted:What in the everloving gently caress? um its legal for women to go topless in many states, as men do. would you make this same exasperated post to all the shirtless men walking memorial?
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EA Sports posted:um its legal for women to go topless in many states, as men do. If a dude walked in front of a memorial to a victim of police murder and took a selfie for social media with his rear end or dong to the wind, then yeah, I may question his motives.
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