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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

some plague rats posted:

I cant stop loving laughing at this. I am not okay

:same:

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/amyis_trying/status/1404238417500672000?s=19

https://twitter.com/alexnichols11/status/1404163939110244356?s=19

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Jun 14, 2021

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/peargor/status/1404417267677294593?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/allieevolpe/status/1403933458490081280

https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1404358267644559364

https://twitter.com/gibsIy/status/1403707695874686979

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

I am the one who knots

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.
I guess this is really more of a tic toc but I refuse to download that so it's a tweet to me

https://twitter.com/freshgaycorpse/status/1404297808501301249?s=19

watch all the way to the end to feel yourself go insane from the emotional shift

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Truly a massive swing. That really threw me for a loop.

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

look at me now dad; i bet you never thought id get such a good deal at the shake shack

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I promised myself capitalism wouldn’t make me cry in frustration again this week

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
I hope those old gay guys got paid a million bucks for that spot

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
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sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

freeedr posted:

I promised myself capitalism wouldn’t make me cry in frustration again this week

Just needs Paul F Tompkins in the back yelling "what the gently caress" at the twist

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

sephiRoth IRA posted:

I hope those old gay guys got paid a million bucks for that spot

genuinely. Hope they made bank, they deserve it. They aren't the ones responsible for this headache I have now.

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



sephiRoth IRA posted:

Just needs Paul F Tompkins in the back yelling "what the gently caress" at the twist

Please tell me there is somewhere that this happens all the time, like a show or podcast. I need more Paul F. Tompkins yelling in my life.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I do wish my elderly gay dad got the commercial paycheck too though



He and Jim could have a nice vacation when everything opens back up

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

freeedr posted:

I promised myself capitalism wouldn’t make me cry in frustration again this week
Bad bet to make mid Pride month with Juneteenth coming up.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Skutter posted:

Please tell me there is somewhere that this happens all the time, like a show or podcast. I need more Paul F. Tompkins yelling in my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTSLo8sKTPE

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbUrjDDgv1g

Columbo would have cracked the entire prequel trilogy in less than an hour.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Skutter posted:

Please tell me there is somewhere that this happens all the time, like a show or podcast. I need more Paul F. Tompkins yelling in my life.

Maybe you haven't seen it but this is the ur-example

https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/848982344111280130

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/elienyc/status/1404501214444806145?s=21

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/SilverNumber1/status/1404565828553560070

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/Amon26/status/1404534140167458821

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/JoeOtterson/status/1404495349520244736?s=19

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


It's hilarious to me that Batman is now canonically too lame to go down on a woman.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
The clit reminds him too much of pearls

Donkey
Apr 22, 2003


Biplane posted:

It's hilarious to me that Batman is now canonically too lame to go down on a woman.

Maybe they should have mixed it up and had dick-sucking Batman go whole-hog on... I dunno... Condiment King?

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Donkey posted:

Maybe they should have mixed it up and had dick-sucking Batman go whole-hog on... I dunno... Condiment King?

Batman getting a full load of mustard right in the eye

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I'd never heard of Condiment King until I was playing Lego DC Super Villains and he had a line where he was furious about a food critic saying his staff didn't get tips. "Fools! The Condiment King pays his workers a LIVING WAGE!"

So now he's my favourite.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

I guess this is really more of a tic toc but I refuse to download that so it's a tweet to me

https://twitter.com/freshgaycorpse/status/1404297808501301249?s=19

watch all the way to the end to feel yourself go insane from the emotional shift

sent this to my wife and a minute and a half later I hear SON OF A BITCH from the other room

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Oh so John Constantine can bottom for King Shark but batman won't even engage in heterosexual cunnilingus? Who's running the show at dc, a dart board?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/_sulcata/status/1404544278827782145?s=20

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I remember a story from Neil Gaiman about how he tried to put a masturbation reference in a DC comic, but they cut it, telling him that characters all n the DC universe don't masturbate. He said, well that explains a lot about the DC universe.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Heroes will do anything for love.

...but they won't do that.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

I guess this is really more of a tic toc but I refuse to download that so it's a tweet to me

https://twitter.com/freshgaycorpse/status/1404297808501301249?s=19

watch all the way to the end to feel yourself go insane from the emotional shift

https://twitter.com/sighborgs/status/1404589074619502596

idk why it has the commercial you posted too but a) I don't have the twitter app on my phone and b) I'm bad at internet stuff

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

freeedr posted:

I promised myself capitalism wouldn’t make me cry in frustration again this week

You were, in the words of a great man, too innocent and too gay.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/TheDillonOne/status/1404536647006425107?s=20

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/BenjaminJS/status/1404550383586840576

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Biplane posted:

It's hilarious to me that Batman is now canonically too lame to go down on a woman.

Alfred raised him to be more generous than that. I bet he's very disappointed.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Rainbow Knight posted:

https://twitter.com/sighborgs/status/1404589074619502596

idk why it has the commercial you posted too but a) I don't have the twitter app on my phone and b) I'm bad at internet stuff

I thought it was gonna be Monsanto when I saw the girl at the beginning futzing with soil.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

There's an actual panel from the comic where MJ is wearing a nighty and webbed up for what's obviously about to be a kinky night

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