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some plague rats posted:I cant stop loving laughing at this. I am not okay
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:06 |
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https://twitter.com/amyis_trying/status/1404238417500672000?s=19 https://twitter.com/alexnichols11/status/1404163939110244356?s=19 ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 15:21 on Jun 14, 2021 |
# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:48 |
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https://twitter.com/peargor/status/1404417267677294593?s=21
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:39 |
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https://twitter.com/allieevolpe/status/1403933458490081280 https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1404358267644559364 https://twitter.com/gibsIy/status/1403707695874686979
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 19:47 |
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I am the one who knots
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 20:04 |
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I guess this is really more of a tic toc but I refuse to download that so it's a tweet to me https://twitter.com/freshgaycorpse/status/1404297808501301249?s=19 watch all the way to the end to feel yourself go insane from the emotional shift
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 20:31 |
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Truly a massive swing. That really threw me for a loop.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 20:55 |
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look at me now dad; i bet you never thought id get such a good deal at the shake shack
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 20:58 |
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I promised myself capitalism wouldn’t make me cry in frustration again this week
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 21:10 |
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I hope those old gay guys got paid a million bucks for that spot
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 21:14 |
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I am proud......to get such good bargains!
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 21:15 |
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freeedr posted:I promised myself capitalism wouldn’t make me cry in frustration again this week Just needs Paul F Tompkins in the back yelling "what the gently caress" at the twist
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 21:19 |
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I hope those old gay guys got paid a million bucks for that spot genuinely. Hope they made bank, they deserve it. They aren't the ones responsible for this headache I have now.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 21:41 |
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sephiRoth IRA posted:Just needs Paul F Tompkins in the back yelling "what the gently caress" at the twist Please tell me there is somewhere that this happens all the time, like a show or podcast. I need more Paul F. Tompkins yelling in my life.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 21:59 |
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I do wish my elderly gay dad got the commercial paycheck too though He and Jim could have a nice vacation when everything opens back up
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 22:01 |
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freeedr posted:I promised myself capitalism wouldn’t make me cry in frustration again this week
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 22:02 |
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Skutter posted:Please tell me there is somewhere that this happens all the time, like a show or podcast. I need more Paul F. Tompkins yelling in my life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTSLo8sKTPE
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 22:04 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbUrjDDgv1g Columbo would have cracked the entire prequel trilogy in less than an hour.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 22:55 |
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Skutter posted:Please tell me there is somewhere that this happens all the time, like a show or podcast. I need more Paul F. Tompkins yelling in my life. Maybe you haven't seen it but this is the ur-example https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/848982344111280130
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 23:11 |
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https://twitter.com/elienyc/status/1404501214444806145?s=21
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 23:41 |
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https://twitter.com/SilverNumber1/status/1404565828553560070
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 00:04 |
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https://twitter.com/Amon26/status/1404534140167458821
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 00:10 |
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https://twitter.com/JoeOtterson/status/1404495349520244736?s=19
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 00:23 |
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It's hilarious to me that Batman is now canonically too lame to go down on a woman.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 00:29 |
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The clit reminds him too much of pearls
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Biplane posted:It's hilarious to me that Batman is now canonically too lame to go down on a woman. Maybe they should have mixed it up and had dick-sucking Batman go whole-hog on... I dunno... Condiment King?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:01 |
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Donkey posted:Maybe they should have mixed it up and had dick-sucking Batman go whole-hog on... I dunno... Condiment King? Batman getting a full load of mustard right in the eye
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:03 |
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I'd never heard of Condiment King until I was playing Lego DC Super Villains and he had a line where he was furious about a food critic saying his staff didn't get tips. "Fools! The Condiment King pays his workers a LIVING WAGE!" So now he's my favourite.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:06 |
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:I guess this is really more of a tic toc but I refuse to download that so it's a tweet to me sent this to my wife and a minute and a half later I hear SON OF A BITCH from the other room
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:16 |
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Oh so John Constantine can bottom for King Shark but batman won't even engage in heterosexual cunnilingus? Who's running the show at dc, a dart board?
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:31 |
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https://twitter.com/_sulcata/status/1404544278827782145?s=20
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 01:51 |
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I remember a story from Neil Gaiman about how he tried to put a masturbation reference in a DC comic, but they cut it, telling him that characters all n the DC universe don't masturbate. He said, well that explains a lot about the DC universe.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 02:14 |
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Heroes will do anything for love. ...but they won't do that.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 03:10 |
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:I guess this is really more of a tic toc but I refuse to download that so it's a tweet to me https://twitter.com/sighborgs/status/1404589074619502596 idk why it has the commercial you posted too but a) I don't have the twitter app on my phone and b) I'm bad at internet stuff
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 03:19 |
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freeedr posted:I promised myself capitalism wouldn’t make me cry in frustration again this week You were, in the words of a great man, too innocent and too gay.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 03:31 |
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https://twitter.com/TheDillonOne/status/1404536647006425107?s=20
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https://twitter.com/BenjaminJS/status/1404550383586840576
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 03:40 |
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Biplane posted:It's hilarious to me that Batman is now canonically too lame to go down on a woman. Alfred raised him to be more generous than that. I bet he's very disappointed.
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# ? Jun 15, 2021 03:41 |
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Rainbow Knight posted:https://twitter.com/sighborgs/status/1404589074619502596 I thought it was gonna be Monsanto when I saw the girl at the beginning futzing with soil.
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There's an actual panel from the comic where MJ is wearing a nighty and webbed up for what's obviously about to be a kinky night
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