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gently caress You And Diebold posted:How long do we have to be in the galactic federation until we get access to alien pornhub for now u gotta settle for softcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haTNcVccx44
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Jun 16, 2021 01:47
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The UAPs are interesting on a case by case basis, it's cool to think what it might have been. I definitely think we should investigate any reports of unusual objects or phenomenon. That's why I enjoy reading about them, to figure out what each one could be. I've been into them for a long time and I still don't really think it's aliens. There isn't any good evidence or a real study of them that's produced anything of note (that we know of) sure there's a bunch of anecdotes and witnesses but those are unreliable and they're still nothing really convincing and sure, it could be a huge gov conspiracy but I just don't think they're that competent. The recent US gov interest is probably more like a few interested parties who've been caught up in the media hype like the rest of us, they're believers and they want it to be aliens. The same way republicans wanted Obama to be the secret king of Kenya. UAP reports are probably already investigated by the military and if nothing interesting is found or it's a dead end they just stick them in a folder somewhere marked "unidentified" and forget about them. It's more of a convincing theory to me that the UAP program is run by a bunch of guys in an office just trying to run out the hours until they can clock out instead of super competent men in black types. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't really know much more than us because if they can't make the UAPs kill middle eastern children or embezzle the funds from the investigation program then it's not really worth spending time on. I'm not saying that none of the sightings are 100% not aliens and never will be but believing it's aliens without good evidence is more of a religious belief, so you probably won't convince people who don't have faith that it's aliens without evidence. And I understand that works both ways.
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Jun 16, 2021 02:04
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what if you have faith of the heart goin where my fart will take me
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Jun 16, 2021 02:07
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I've seen the aliens they look like little carrot people and I throw them at obstacles and animals to defeat them they are my friends
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Jun 16, 2021 02:08
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Google Butt posted:lol at debunkers taking the angle that believers simply downplay human ingenuity. straight up cornball poo poo. embarrassing. all you need is a good work ethic and some gumption to bootstrap yourself into figuring out gravity and the nature of reality
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Jun 16, 2021 02:10
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Can you imagine if the military saw these things all the time and never applied the tried-and-true trick of overwhelming violence against one?
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Jun 16, 2021 02:10
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While I don't think it's aliens why yes I'm getting the red light now I should get off the stage but I wont
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Jun 16, 2021 02:14
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BeefThief posted:Can you imagine if the military saw these things all the time and never applied the tried-and-true trick of overwhelming violence against one? lol come on this is a serious thread
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Jun 16, 2021 02:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2zRabdvKnw
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Jun 16, 2021 02:16
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wonder if tictac sales are up
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Jun 16, 2021 02:17
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When he starts talking about it dropping out of the sky owns
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Jun 16, 2021 02:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2zRabdvKnw&t=1811s Zorched (sp???)
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Jun 16, 2021 02:21
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BeefThief posted:Can you imagine if the military saw these things all the time and never applied the tried-and-true trick of overwhelming violence against one? They can disable radar locks and move faster than bullets. Guess we should've kept those unguided air to air nuke rockets
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Jun 16, 2021 02:23
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BeefThief posted:Can you imagine if the military saw these things all the time and never applied the tried-and-true trick of overwhelming violence against one? what do you think starfish prime was
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Jun 16, 2021 02:25
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my favourite thing about all this is the idea that disclosure was planned years in advance and was intended to happen by now under president hillary but oops
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Jun 16, 2021 02:25
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If it weren't for the beings I thought this was a pretty good example of what it might look like if the military tried to copy a craft.
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Jun 16, 2021 02:33
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[UFOs] Eric Bugenhagen ZORCHES succulent aliens raw
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Jun 16, 2021 02:34
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Oh gently caress yeah it's kicking off https://twitter.com/ZcohenCNN/status/1404970058498162688?s=20
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Jun 16, 2021 02:34
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Oh gently caress yeah it's kicking off God dammit I have to prep a house to sell and I have to move across two states in the next 60 days, I don't have time to get distracted by this!
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Jun 16, 2021 02:45
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Oh gently caress yeah it's kicking off The House Intelligence Committee gets a classified briefing tomorrow, this is 13 people https://twitter.com/adamwren/status/1404954687334400007
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Jun 16, 2021 02:47
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So I suppose they'll see the high-res black triangle UAP and other things. Imagine being these committee-member's eye balls, sentient and sorrowful.
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Jun 16, 2021 02:52
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they'll be shown some fuzzy ir footage and some radar screens and told it's probably those drat chinese
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Jun 16, 2021 02:54
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PawParole posted:The House Intelligence Committee gets a classified briefing tomorrow, this is 13 people alright, if they all leave the briefing crying like carter tomorrow its def time to start worrying imho
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Jun 16, 2021 02:55
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:How long do we have to be in the galactic federation until we get access to alien pornhub That is so immediately going to be banned on Earth
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Jun 16, 2021 02:57
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Delta-Wye posted:alright, if they all leave the briefing crying like carter tomorrow its def time to start worrying imho Pardon?
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Jun 16, 2021 02:58
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Google Butt posted:[UFOs] Eric Bugenhagen ZORCHES succulent aliens raw
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Jun 16, 2021 02:58
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Check out some of the names on that committee and you'll see it's some real fuckin' doozies. Schiff/Swalwell/Castro/Himes/Nunes/Stefanik They all love the media and that committee historically has leaked like crazy so yeah, we'll get a good read on them at least.
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Jun 16, 2021 02:58
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Inspector Hound posted:That is so immediately going to be banned on Earth Banned!? What are we communazist cuba?! it will simply be means tested,in order to view alien ultraporn youve gotta be 150, practically infantile for the now clinically immortal rich.
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Jun 16, 2021 03:02
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Oh gently caress yeah it's kicking off  mycomancy posted:God dammit I have to prep a house to sell and I have to move across two states in the next 60 days, I don't have time to get distracted by this! lol i am also prepping our house to sell this week, must be the season
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Jun 16, 2021 03:04
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pancake rabbit posted:
That's because everything is hosed up so people who have the ability to hunt opportunities have done so. At least that's the case for me and a number of my friends/colleagues.
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Jun 16, 2021 03:07
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mycomancy posted:Pardon? carter cried when they told hm about UFO's
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Jun 16, 2021 03:08
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Wheeee posted:my favourite thing about all this is the idea that disclosure was planned years in advance and was intended to happen by now under president hillary but oops That would also help explain why the DNC was willing to take such risks rigging the election; They needed someone that was aware of the situation and already owned by the deepstate. This way the person wouldn't somehow develop a sense of ethics and go off script. Trump was already getting aggressive about it with Space Force and this task force. That couldn't stand because the USA needs to set an example by rolling over for the alien visitors. If Trump actually attacked the aliens on a diplomatic mission (remember Salamani?) the world would likely end. I too doubt that he would surrender as Biden has been instructed to do. Sanders is obviously a non-starter,  . Not only would he disclose without pulling the bonus psy-op he would release whatever technology we have been giving or reverse-engineered. Since he's not owned and operated he genuinely believes in climate change and would release zero-point tech to "stop greenhouse emissions". This would also end the world by disrupting the current system of trade and the deepstate's established network. Arguably a worse outcome for them than extraterrestrial warfare under Trump would be. Biden though, perfect. I can't imagine anyone better. He's been bought and paid for decades ago so there's no questioning his established record of loyalty to the deepstate. And even ignoring that there's no way he's going to admit Obama and him knew all this poo poo in the naughts. Hell he's probably already had meetings with the aliens back during that administration! It does make me wonder now Harris is involved. Maybe she's also old-blood deepstate but we just don't know it because she's a talented sociopath.  e: yeah, on second thought Harris has to be old-blood. Gives them another out by just offing Biden and letting Harris do it. ee: And the aliens will be able to relate to her pretty well in the upcoming meetings being fellow slavers. Harris was brilliant and I never even noticed it!
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Jun 16, 2021 03:09
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Wheeee posted:they'll be shown some fuzzy ir footage and some radar screens and told it's probably those drat chinese Russian UFO's hacking our elections.
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Jun 16, 2021 03:12
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Check out some of the names on that committee and you'll see it's some real fuckin' doozies. Someone copy+pasted this comment in the UFOs reddit which is... interesting. I appreciate that my years of watching cspan have paid off though. Hi reddit lurkers we're lurking you, too
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Jun 16, 2021 03:16
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Pooky posted:That would also help explain why the DNC was willing to take such risks rigging the election; They needed someone that was aware of the situation and already owned by the deepstate. This way the person wouldn't somehow develop a sense of ethics and go off script. 
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Jun 16, 2021 03:19
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"Uhhh... Ive always been very clear on the topic. In the aftermath of Roswell they did some things that were wrong. They also did a lot of things that were good...but...they abducted some folks."
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Jun 16, 2021 03:19
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What if humans' racial ability is cool sex and all the other species are doing lame poo poo like throwing sperm sacks at the female and then running away like spiders do.
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Jun 16, 2021 03:23
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love that it's still just the navy and fbi, gonna be full disclosure of everything they got, which amounts to some visual and radar data showing these things exist and little else, but which mollifies the executive branch; meanwhile the us air force continues treating the issue as a joke and/or demons while also having a dozen alien craft in various stages of reverse engineering that nobody goes looking for
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Jun 16, 2021 03:26
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Piss tape wasn’t real and I’m not about to go through all that again. My heart can only be broken so many times.
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Jun 16, 2021 03:29
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The Saucer Hovers posted:"Uhhh... Ive always been very clear on the topic. In the aftermath of Roswell they did some things that were wrong. They also did a lot of things that were good...but...they abducted some folks." And our friends, from zeta reticuli ... very fine folks, very good people. But misunderstood! So misunderstood, a lot of untrue stories, some very nasty people saying they were abducted. It's terrible, sad.
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