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Josh Christ posted:Batman doesn't gently caress because he's a repressed weirdo but if he did he would be incredibly bad at it and also into just the most depraved poo poo He can only come when he is kneed in the balls.
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the meme (batman yes/no) thing isn't about loving it's about going down on catwoman/women
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Jun 16, 2021 23:10
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:He can only come when he is kneed in the balls. That's not depraved that's a Tuesday he's not even gonna get a chub
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Jun 16, 2021 23:11
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:the meme (batman yes/no) thing isn't about loving it's about going down on catwoman/women Batman has no idea where the clit is, batman would just blow a raspberry into her pussy which is a really bad idea
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Jun 16, 2021 23:11
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Batman would be into the same stuff as Armie Hammer.
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Jun 16, 2021 23:13
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Jun 16, 2021 23:13
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Matt has absolutely cried after sex, he's too catholic not to
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Jun 16, 2021 23:15
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It makes sense that Batman wouldn't go down cause he's a superhero and supposed to be really masculine/powerful
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Jun 16, 2021 23:35
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Dog King posted:It makes sense that Batman wouldn't go down cause he's a superhero and supposed to be really masculine/powerful Superman goes down, guaranteed. Green Lantern only does missionary with the lights off. Aquaman loves eating pussy, everything's better where it is wetter under da c (for clit)
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Jun 16, 2021 23:39
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never trust someone who doesn't eat rear end
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Jun 17, 2021 00:05
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Josh Christ posted:Superman goes down, guaranteed. Green Lantern only does missionary with the lights off. Aquaman loves eating pussy, everything's better where it is wetter under da c (for clit) Okay but which green lantern? Because John Stewart definitely goes down. Hard to tell whether the best green lantern, Guy Gardner, does or not
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Jun 17, 2021 00:14
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spider-man cums in his pants before sex it's very sad
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Jun 17, 2021 00:17
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Okay but which green lantern? Because John Stewart definitely goes down. Hal, obviously, Kyle is super sex positive and willing to try anything especially if it makes his partner feel good
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Jun 17, 2021 00:23
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Guy doesn't gently caress because nobody wants to be near him long enoigh
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Jun 17, 2021 00:23
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Wayne does hosed up billionaire sex poo poo guaranteed
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Jun 17, 2021 00:28
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Dr. Killjoy posted:spider-man cums in his pants before sex this is canonically incorrect, because he gives MJ cancer with his radioactive spider cum in one of the various bad future comics
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Jun 17, 2021 03:09
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Dr. Killjoy posted:spider-man cums in his pants before sex Thick sticky ropes hanging from his wrists 24/7 Peter parker: chronic masturbater
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Jun 17, 2021 03:10
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Currently in the comics the entire X-Men franchise has been... rebooted? rejiggered? shaken up? by author Jonathan Hickman to a new status quo where the X-Men have seceded from mankind and formed their own island nation of mutants. In forming the laws that will guide their new nation, longtime X-Man Nightcrawler (traditionally written as a super-devout Roman Catholic) convinced everyone to put "Everybody loving all the time." as one of their equivalent to the Ten Commandments. Wolverine, Cyclops, and Jean Grey are now a Polycule and the reader is given diagrams showing their sex-facilitating living arrangements (Hickman loving loves diagrams and charts). X-Men comics are now essentially about a crazy sex cult island and it's the best X-Men comics have been in a decade.
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Jun 17, 2021 03:24
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Lib and let die posted:Wayne does hosed up billionaire sex poo poo guaranteed Like wearing leather and rubber and going out to beat up the mentally ill in the streets? Green Arrow def is into getting pegged.
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Jun 17, 2021 05:32
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Batman is a furry, into loving other furries. It's why Catwoman is perfect for him. There's a reason they keep their costumes on every time they gently caress
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galagazombie posted:Currently in the comics the entire X-Men franchise has been... rebooted? rejiggered? shaken up? by author Jonathan Hickman to a new status quo where the X-Men have seceded from mankind and formed their own island nation of mutants. In forming the laws that will guide their new nation, longtime X-Man Nightcrawler (traditionally written as a super-devout Roman Catholic) convinced everyone to put "Everybody loving all the time." as one of their equivalent to the Ten Commandments. Wolverine, Cyclops, and Jean Grey are now a Polycule and the reader is given diagrams showing their sex-facilitating living arrangements (Hickman loving loves diagrams and charts). X-Men comics are now essentially about a crazy sex cult island and it's the best X-Men comics have been in a decade. this started off interesting but seemed really boring and dumb by the end. Hickman is a two true outcome writer
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Jun 17, 2021 14:56
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galagazombie posted:Currently in the comics the entire X-Men franchise has been... rebooted? rejiggered? shaken up? by author Jonathan Hickman to a new status quo where the X-Men have seceded from mankind and formed their own island nation of mutants. In forming the laws that will guide their new nation, longtime X-Man Nightcrawler (traditionally written as a super-devout Roman Catholic) convinced everyone to put "Everybody loving all the time." as one of their equivalent to the Ten Commandments. Wolverine, Cyclops, and Jean Grey are now a Polycule and the reader is given diagrams showing their sex-facilitating living arrangements (Hickman loving loves diagrams and charts). X-Men comics are now essentially about a crazy sex cult island and it's the best X-Men comics have been in a decade. DSAX-Men
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galagazombie posted:Currently in the comics the entire X-Men franchise has been... rebooted? rejiggered? shaken up? by author Jonathan Hickman to a new status quo where the X-Men have seceded from mankind and formed their own island nation of mutants. In forming the laws that will guide their new nation, longtime X-Man Nightcrawler (traditionally written as a super-devout Roman Catholic) convinced everyone to put "Everybody loving all the time." as one of their equivalent to the Ten Commandments. Wolverine, Cyclops, and Jean Grey are now a Polycule and the reader is given diagrams showing their sex-facilitating living arrangements (Hickman loving loves diagrams and charts). X-Men comics are now essentially about a crazy sex cult island and it's the best X-Men comics have been in a decade. comics are so loving dumb i love them
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Jun 17, 2021 15:57
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Cyclops's secondary mutation is he grows a super-hot pussy between his taint and balls
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Jun 17, 2021 16:59
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criminals are frightened of batman not because he's a creepy weirdo who stalks them from the shadows, but because every time they have to fight him he uses his honed ninjutsu skills to perfectly place his dick and balls into the paths of their kicks and punches
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Jun 17, 2021 17:03
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I'm really liking Loki. It's like a cape-noir-buddycop So Bladrunner with Tom Hiddleston?
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Jun 17, 2021 17:10
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HootTheOwl posted:I'm really liking Loki. It's like a cape-noir-buddycop MCU stuff is more fun when it's just heroes loving around and not trying to provide any kind of half-assed neolib commentary. That's why Thor: Ragnarok and the Guardians movies are the best ones.
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god willing i wont watch Loki, no matter how packed with tasty e-numbers the disney slop is this time
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McCloud posted:Batman is a furry, into loving other furries. It's why Catwoman is perfect for him. There's a reason they keep their costumes on every time they gently caress i mean needing the costume to get it up is the centerpiece of a notable scene in the watchmen
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Jun 17, 2021 19:21
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Fleetwood posted:Cyclops's secondary mutation is he grows a super-hot pussy between his taint and balls that's why only Wolverine can gently caress it
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Jun 17, 2021 21:00
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i'll say this for the loki show: they actually made a soundtrack that is good for once without using pop songs actually, the ending theme to iron man 3 was pretty good too
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Serf posted:i'll say this for the loki show: they actually made a soundtrack that is good for once without using pop songs Loki's composer seems rad as hell on twitter. She's great. Marvel has the worst soundtracks overall. Utter crap compared to a lot of Zimmer stuff. (Avengers theme is good, and Winter Solider had a fantastic soundtrack, and Spider man far from home was solid as well, but it's few and far between). I thought the building iron man 2 suit song from Cap One was pretty good too. Same composure as Westworld and Game Of Thrones.
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DesertIslandHermit posted:MCU stuff is more fun when it's just heroes loving around and not trying to provide any kind of half-assed neolib commentary. That's why Thor: Ragnarok and the Guardians movies are the best ones. I think 'mercenaries with hearts of gold defeat insane religious guy and his insect-like suicide bombers' definitely qualifies as neolib fantasy, sorry
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Jun 17, 2021 23:33
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as does the villains the person who did all the colonialism not like the heros dad who felt guilty about it which is why he put her in magic jail while still keeping all the loot
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DesertIslandHermit posted:MCU stuff is more fun when it's just heroes loving around and not trying to provide any kind of half-assed neolib commentary. That's why Thor: Ragnarok and the Guardians movies are the best ones. I agree. This is why cap 1 was great too.
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Jun 18, 2021 00:40
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why torture yourselves watching children's movies and tv shows when theres stuff made for adults out there
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Jun 18, 2021 00:41
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:why torture yourselves watching children's movies and tv shows when theres stuff made for adults out there it’s boring duh
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Jun 18, 2021 00:44
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:why torture yourselves watching children's movies and tv shows when theres stuff made for adults out there I watch those too. Didn't much care for Cabaret, but enjoyed Klute.
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Jun 18, 2021 00:54
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yeah Klute is fantastic
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Josh Christ posted:Batman doesn't gently caress because he's a repressed weirdo but if he did he would be incredibly bad at it and also into just the most depraved poo poo 
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