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Pablo Nergigante posted:In gamer hell you’re forced to use the lovely third party controller with the hosed up loose sticks Game Controllers only Future Repenters Used
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elf help book posted:Game Controllers only Future Repenters Used
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Jun 19, 2021 00:14
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The Devil has challenged you to a guitar battle for your eternal soul, but you smirk confidently: you 100% Through The Fire And Flames on Expert regularly. Your eyes widen in horror as he pulls out two real guitars…
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Jun 19, 2021 00:15
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no… no!! No!!!!
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Jun 19, 2021 00:16
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Unfortunately, hours of negotiating with demons in SMT games did not prepare me for the actual Hell experience. I suggest future sinners not rely on GameFAQs when bartering for your eternal soul.
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Jun 19, 2021 00:17
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Sub-Actuality posted:The Devil has challenged you to a guitar battle for your eternal soul, but you smirk confidently: you 100% Through The Fire And Flames on Expert regularly. Your eyes widen in horror as he pulls out two real guitars… Devil: Joke's on you, Georgia guy, this golden N64 controller basically came free with a Nintendo Power subscription.
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You can play any game from any system you want they appear as you wish them, but you sit on the far side of a warm leather love seat and the other 3/4ths belong to an enormous fat dude struggling to catch his breath just sitting still, shouting "oh poo poo!" and pointing at the screen every time something happens. He eats from a never ending bag of potato chips, every crunch so loud you can feel the vibration in your chest. They're sour cream & onion and you can't have any.
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Jun 19, 2021 00:43
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Fortaleza posted:You can play any game from any system you want they appear as you wish them, but you sit on the far side of a warm leather love seat and the other 3/4ths belong to an enormous fat dude struggling to catch his breath just sitting still, shouting "oh poo poo!" and pointing at the screen every time something happens. He eats from a never ending bag of potato chips, every crunch so loud you can feel the vibration in your chest. They're sour cream & onion and you can't have any. awesome
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Jun 19, 2021 00:51
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Youre excited to go to the big two-story arcade in Hell. You walk in, expecting to be greeted by your old friends Frogger, Pac-Man, Ryu, and Scorpion. Instead you gaze upon a sea of this poo poo:  
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Jun 19, 2021 00:53
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Bicyclops posted:Devil: Joke's on you, Georgia guy, this golden N64 controller basically came free with a Nintendo Power subscription. lol
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Jun 19, 2021 00:57
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[talking to sisyphus] See that mountain? You can climb it
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In Gamer Hell: Static horse testicles, they don’t shrink in cold weather You can’t name your horse You can’t scold or praise your horse Whistle radius doesn’t grow when the horse bond grows Horse equipment isn’t fully customizable, not even the saddle that has golden pins or the hair A Dutch preview said they couldn’t put dreadlocks in the hair of their horse Horses don’t poo poo dynamically You can’t walk your horse around Your horse won’t jump onto a moving train Brush your horses. Arthur makes remarks about the horse without regard to the horses gender You can’t store horses in stables so you have no backup horses Horses die but can be resurrected Tell a horse to stay to end it's life Horses can’t kick behind them. In no preview have they ever killed a man Horses don’t have personalities Horses can’t move sideways Horses can’t learn tricks
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Jun 19, 2021 01:00
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VileLL posted:[talking to sisyphus] See that mountain? You can climb it lol
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell: lol
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VileLL posted:[talking to sisyphus] See that mountain? You can climb it lol
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell: lol
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Welcome to gamer hell here's your complimentary ps5 and you can choose between Bugsnax or Returnal.
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Jun 19, 2021 01:02
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell: NO!
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VileLL posted:[talking to sisyphus] See that mountain? You can climb it lmao
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell:
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Jun 19, 2021 01:24
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell: So it’s skyrim
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Jun 19, 2021 01:25
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Being forced to watch In Training continue to not watch evidence2.0
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None of the games have nice looking water
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Jun 19, 2021 01:26
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VileLL posted:[talking to sisyphus] See that mountain? You can climb it He has to carry an Xbox. Also Promethius is chained to a cliff and every morning eagles eat all his Doritos Locos Tacos and drink all his Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
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Jun 19, 2021 01:32
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And I — my head oppressed by horror — said: "Master, what is it that I hear? Who are those people so defeated by their pain?" And he to me: "This is the axemaniac duke nukem forever-beef jerky-human toilet level of hell”
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Jun 19, 2021 01:33
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American McGay posted:No idea where to post this but holy loving poo poo LETS GO for iOS
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Jun 19, 2021 01:45
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You wake up in a room full of consoles: an xbox one with kinect, a PlayStation 4 with move, a NES with that weird motion sensor accessory... not a single traditional controller Try to escape: 
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Jun 19, 2021 01:48
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VileLL posted:[talking to sisyphus] See that mountain? You can climb it Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell: lol
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Jun 19, 2021 01:55
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell: Lol
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Jun 19, 2021 02:08
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell: lmao
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell:
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Jun 19, 2021 02:40
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Forced to walk the desert eternal with a full bottle of Gamer Cum(tm) just to have it turn to ash every time you try to quench your thirst
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Jun 19, 2021 02:41
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On a TV in gamer hell a sad, listless Reggie Fils-Aime quietly sobs that No, his body is not Reggie
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Jun 19, 2021 02:44
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Mother 3 is getting an official translation! …to ancient Sumerian
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Pablo Nergigante posted:DEMON: So you like JRPGS, huh? Bicyclops posted:Did I make it? I see my custom controller, a beautiful CRT monitor, a pristine GameCube... This must be Gamer Heaven. Wait, did I press Z? I could have sworn it was R. And my opponent, why do his moves feel so familiar? Plebian Parasite posted:Devil: well, well, well...Looks like someone has gifted you a copy of Killing Floor 2, it would be rude to not play a round or two with him.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:In Gamer Hell: lmao
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