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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sober playing Oblivion

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

Sober playing Oblivion

Heavily Defiled Skyrim

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

crying tears of horror as people begin to stream Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and they have the absolutely correct screen resolution

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

gamer hell has an arcade with all the hottest titles but you don’t have any tokens and neither does anybody else. all anyone can do is pretend to control the games during the demo mode and nobodys parents are coming to pick them up for at least another hour

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

And Todd Howard stood on the sand of the seashore. Then I saw a game coming up out of the sea, having ten editions on seven consoles, and on its editions were ten discs, and on its discs were blasphemous names.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

FactsAreUseless posted:

Sober playing Oblivion

this is truly hell

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Still laughing at the Inferno. Which circle of hell? Same with your previous canto, sir.

lol

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

You can play any game you want on your best friend's translucent pink Mad Catz controller with the loose joystick while his parents loudly get divorced in the next room.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with every sin you ever committed in life. They read through the list for all eternity.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Virgil muttering "another drat escort quest" under his breath

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

VileLL posted:

[talking to sisyphus] See that mountain? You can climb it

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

you’re playing the indie treasure hades… but it’s your real life!!!! and you don’t have any weapons and the gods aren’t your friends. and you have a small dick and it smells bad

Hiraeth
May 14, 2021
you're a somethingawful n00b that just learned you have to beat the oxide time trials in crash team racing in order to get accepted into fyad

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
you think us cruel here in gamer hell? well the reality is that every year we add the best game released that year to our collection and youre free to play any of them whenever you want. think about it, the GOTY of every year on the surface all available to you whenever you wish, that sounds more like gamer heaven dont you think? ahh and it looks like this years arrival is here and its...skyrim once again, muahahaha

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

VileLL posted:

[talking to sisyphus] See that mountain? You can climb it

lol

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Geryon, a demonic beast with the face of an honest man and the tail of a scorpion, as it carries me to the Eighth Circle of Hell: Me and my friends made a game where you kill mutants by skateboarding

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Bolverkur posted:

Geryon, a demonic beast with the face of an honest man and the tail of a scorpion, as it carries me to the Eighth Circle of Hell: Me and my friends made a game where you kill mutants by skateboarding

Lol this underworld sucks so much.

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

lol

Fiend Matador
Feb 19, 2011

Bolverkur posted:

Geryon, a demonic beast with the face of an honest man and the tail of a scorpion, as it carries me to the Eighth Circle of Hell: Me and my friends made a game where you kill mutants by skateboarding

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol this underworld sucks so much.

lol

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

Bolverkur posted:

Geryon, a demonic beast with the face of an honest man and the tail of a scorpion, as it carries me to the Eighth Circle of Hell: Me and my friends made a game where you kill mutants by skateboarding


Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol this underworld sucks so much.

lmao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Bolverkur posted:

Geryon, a demonic beast with the face of an honest man and the tail of a scorpion, as it carries me to the Eighth Circle of Hell: Me and my friends made a game where you kill mutants by skateboarding

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol this underworld sucks so much.

lmao

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Demon: grab a seat, make yourself comfortable. We have thousands of today’s hottest games right at your fingertips

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

It is better to frag in Hell than get nerfed in Heaven.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014


lmfso

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Robo Turnus
Jul 12, 2006

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit

Uncle Frank
May 28, 2021

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Lol

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006

Plebian Parasite posted:

Keep having to restart the Boulder Escort mission.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

herculon
Sep 7, 2018


Lol

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?


you can only get bad endings in p4g

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Trash Ops posted:

you can only get bad endings in p4g

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004


lol

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

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