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https://twitter.com/MuskTillDawn/status/1406263402364821509
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hey so you know this big fancy wedding you paid for to celebrate your special day? we're just gonna hijack it because we're too cheap to pay for our own and make it all about us, we cool?
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Jun 21, 2021 11:38
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Kicked out of my own double wedding is the content that we all crave.
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Jun 21, 2021 11:42
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what an incredible lunatic
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Jun 21, 2021 11:48
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I'm pretty immune to cringe but that's giving me heart palpitations
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Jun 21, 2021 11:49
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The most impressive thing is that he found someone to marry him and go along with his clearly terrible and insane plan. Say what you will about the wedding hijacking, these people were made for each other and are now out of the dating pool. AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Jun 21, 2021 |
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Jun 21, 2021 12:04
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:The most impressive thing is that he found someone to marry him and go along with his clearly terrible and insane plan. Say what you will about the wedding hijacking, these people were made for each other and now are now out of the dating pool. Also, who uses "Torkbuzz" as their fake name? Is this a reference to some piece of pop culture of which I am unaware?
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Jun 21, 2021 12:18
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I much prefer it to when people use generic names in the stories. I'm gonna remember who's who a lot more if they're called Ghutarg the Ravager and Jalanah, Daughter of Tyserus rather than like, John and Sara or whatever.
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Jun 21, 2021 12:55
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MagusofStars posted:Also, who uses "Torkbuzz" as their fake name?
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Jun 21, 2021 13:02
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MagusofStars posted:Also, who uses "Torkbuzz" as their fake name? Is this a reference to some piece of pop culture of which I am unaware? I’ve got an uncommon name that’s pronounced phonetically and spelled exactly as it sounds, but people don’t know it so they always come up with weird nicknames for me. I’ve been called Torgleston, Mr. T, Thor, Tortellini, and Torrence, to name a few names that are close enough I’ll answer to them. I could absolutely see somebody calling me Torkbuzz and considering it a playful nickname. That being said, what the gently caress is wrong with this person E: t-bone and t-money are also both names I get called often enough Ziv Zulander fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Jun 21, 2021 |
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Jun 21, 2021 13:18
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massive spider posted:The simple answer: watch peoples actions not their words. Reasonable but untenable by the basis of this thread.
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Jun 21, 2021 13:23
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Just shocked the invocation of the like 15-year-old meme didn't defuse the situation
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Jun 21, 2021 13:28
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Torkbuzz sounds like a Mario boss.
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Jun 21, 2021 13:37
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Is Torkbuzz related to Trollbüs?
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Jun 21, 2021 13:49
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DaveSauce posted:Eh, I'd tend to assume inability to accurately determine fault, rather than some intentional policy to keep people from reporting incidents. It's 100 percent on the parents. Used to be that the school could allow Gallant the eagle scout to carry a pocket knife while suspending Goofus for threatening another kid with his switchblade, or let Gallant get away with defending himself when Goofus jumps him at recess. These days Goofus' parents will raise hell about the double standard and sue the poo poo out of the school and the school doesn't have the resources to fight them on it. So zero-tolerance it is. darkwasthenight posted:They were funnier when you weren't expecting them or didn't see the account name and then BAM "I was suddenly furious..." left hook out of nowhere and he's off fighting decrepit pensioners or whoever else felt like pushing his poo poo back in this week. I always think that about the jumper cables guy, personally.
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Jun 21, 2021 13:50
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Torkbuzz sounds like a slang term for drugs on a Disney Channel show.
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Jun 21, 2021 13:54
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Husband angry I won’t change my namequote:Hi everyone. I have been married to my husband for a few years now. We have a couple of kids together and are generally very happy. The only issue we have is the topic about whether I will change my surname to his. Oh no his masculinity!
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Jun 21, 2021 14:00
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LadyPictureShow posted:Husband angry I won’t change my name Divorce your garbage husband, take your child and get the gently caress out.
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Jun 21, 2021 14:02
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lol
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Jun 21, 2021 14:05
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so this was a semi-dealbreaker, you decided to get married to him anyway, and you magically think that he's going to drop the subject? Jesus the justifications they're both putting out is insane
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Jun 21, 2021 14:14
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LadyPictureShow posted:Husband angry I won’t change my name
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Jun 21, 2021 14:20
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It would be funny if she changed her last name but not to the husband's last name just to piss him off.
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Jun 21, 2021 14:21
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quote:my friend, Torkbuzz's (fake name), wedding
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Jun 21, 2021 14:21
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quote:my friend, Torkbuzz's (fake name), wedding 
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Jun 21, 2021 14:28
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Zoltar and Torkbuzz, Saturday mornings at 10! What will they get up to this week?
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Jun 21, 2021 14:30
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low key sex master posted:so this was a semi-dealbreaker, you decided to get married to him anyway, and you magically think that he's going to drop the subject? She even agreed to the name change, then decided against it after getting married. The whole concept is outdated and his justification is especially hosed, but if someone draws clear lines in a relationship, the other person agrees to those terms and then changes their mind, what does she expect? The husband was up front about being a shithead, she should have paid attention when he was waving that red flag directly in her face.
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Jun 21, 2021 14:47
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He's being unreasonable about it and should be able to take no for an answer. But as a compromise depending on where in the world they are they could both change to a combined surname.
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Jun 21, 2021 15:02
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Collateral Damage posted:He's being unreasonable about it and should be able to take no for an answer. My wife and I wanted to do that originally but shockingly it’s much harder for a man to change his name than a woman who just got married! There were a bunch of hoops to jump through so we said gently caress if - and she kept her last name. And gasp, we don’t even wear wedding rings!
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Jun 21, 2021 15:05
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Obviously she should change her name to Torkbuzz.
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Jun 21, 2021 15:08
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Upgrade posted:My wife and I wanted to do that originally but shockingly it’s much harder for a man to change his name than a woman who just got married! There were a bunch of hoops to jump through so we said gently caress if - and she kept her last name. And gasp, we don’t even wear wedding rings! lol look at this emasculated unconsummated cuck
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Jun 21, 2021 15:08
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low key sex master posted:so this was a semi-dealbreaker, you decided to get married to him anyway, and you magically think that he's going to drop the subject? "i agreed to do it and now he wants me to do it!" pikachuface.jpg he's trash, she's a moron. poor kids.
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Jun 21, 2021 15:08
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low key sex master posted:lol look at this emasculated unconsummated cuck Feels bad 
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Jun 21, 2021 15:15
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Trying to break up with someone with Borderline personality disorder the musical My [23M] ex [29F] gets admitted to the hospital with “broken heart syndrome” after finding out I’m dating someone else. Her mom says her blood is on my hands.Breakups quote:submitted 16 days ago by darknessofchrist
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Jun 21, 2021 15:20
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low key sex master posted:lol look at this emasculated unconsummated cuck Berth el pup. AITA for shaming my mother in law in front of the whole family for spreading lies about me? quote:My husband and I don't want kids. He had gotten a vasectomy even before I dated him and I wanted to be childfree so we both knew it's never going to happen. She didn't know that my husband has gotten a vasectomy and believes that it's me who is not giving her grandchildren, so she hated me. When I got married, she wrote this whole letter about how she can't wait for us to be parents and read it out loud during our reception. She would cry on the phone with my sister in law about how I'm the worst thing that has ever happened to her. She would make racist Facebook posts targeted at me because I'm Asian and my husband is white. There have been times she would introduce my husband to different women when he's already married to me and would tell him that he deserves better.
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Jun 21, 2021 15:21
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Consequences for my own actions? Why I never.
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Jun 21, 2021 15:26
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"I figured my buddy Torkbuzz would be cool with it which is why I didn't ask him ahead of time!" lol you're not fooling anyone my man. AreWeDrunkYet posted:The most impressive thing is that he found someone to marry him and go along with his clearly terrible and insane plan. Say what you will about the wedding hijacking, these people were made for each other and are now out of the dating pool. I'm impressed you think this marriage lasted longer than a year. LadyPictureShow posted:Husband angry I won’t change my name This one's kind of on you, lady. You knew the name thing was a sticking point but you two morons went ahead and got married anyway without resolving the issue. And then you added kids to the mess.
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Jun 21, 2021 15:27
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I found the deleted update from the way back machine!quote:
You sweet, sweet so very dumb man
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Jun 21, 2021 15:32
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My sister's [19F] boyfriend [26M] is outraged that I [21F] hooked up with his brother [20M] at a party and that we want to continue the relationship. He won't talk to me at allquote:My sister and D (her boyfriend) have been together for 3-4 months. Him and I get along fine, whenever they have problems he comes to me asking for advice, we hang out together, everything was going great. D has a younger brother, R. Long before my sister and D got together, when they were kids, she and R had a thing for each other, but never really spoke about it. They just liked each other, without doing anything about that. As the years passed, they lost any feelings for each other and are now good friends. R and I never really spoke much before the party, we knew each other but never sat together and talked except for one time maybe, a 10-minute conversation. I have never thought about him as more than maybe just a friend. The thought of him never crossed my mind until that party. Despite being the oldest out of everyone involved, D sounds like the least mature of them. (Check the ages in case you missed them)
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Jun 21, 2021 15:33
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Trying to find an update on Torkbuzz reveals that the original has been pulled down for likely being fake. The account has been deleted too so you can't even find if he commented on his reasoning, etc. Gotta be honest, I really hope that one is fake bc otherwise that guy seriously hosed up a lifelong friendship. Last-name lady did indeed gently caress up, it has never worked to just agree to something then avoid actually following through. gently caress that guy and his fragile masculinity for sure, but this is a values difference and you can't navigate those by lying to your partner and dragging it on, which is essentially showing them so little respect you may as well not be with them. She basically made it a consistent open wound for him, and when the other friend went ahead and did it, he crumbled because it's so clear it's not an issue of convenience, she's just avoiding it. It's almost like some gender-swapped version of the whole 'waiting for the guy to propose while your friends who dated for less time get married' situation.
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Jun 21, 2021 15:36
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:I found the deleted update from the way back machine! this is how my first habbo hotel gf died.
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