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RandomPauI posted:I suddenly want someone to make the OSB equivalent of a leather belt. How would that even work? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonded_leather
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The wraparound torture shoes are knockoffs of some famous label; can't remember who but think I saw them on a Kardashian.Hirayuki posted:My blue morpho sandals came! I think they're pretty cute: THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!
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DIY time, order a pile of dead rabbits and  US $15.38 | 100g Meat Additive Transglutaminase (Meat Glue) - RM Formula https://a.aliexpress.com/_ms8lxkt (please do not buy this from AE for use in food, in addition to contamination concerns it needs special handling)
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Yeah, "Genuine Leather" is a regulated term of art, and it means "the shittiest garbage we can legally call leather" Just like A-grade beef
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flavor.flv posted:Yeah, "Genuine Leather" is a regulated term of art, and it means "the shittiest garbage we can legally call leather" When I was a kid I had a pair of shoes that stated very clearly "Genuine Artificial Leather"
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yippee cahier posted:DIY time, order a pile of dead rabbits and I ordered lube, this is totally the opposite!
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Are you up for the workout that aliexpress recommends?  you can do you bo_ng everywhere:  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001381617824.html VictualSquid fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jun 17, 2021 |
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360 fight the ball
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Inzombiac posted:360° fight the ball 
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VictualSquid posted:Are you up for the workout that aliexpress recommends? Lol! Tetherball, but fer yer head! Their original attempt, in necklace form, was a failure
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Inzombiac posted:360 fight the ball Don't fight a ball. Use your brain. Use drugs.
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VictualSquid posted:Are you up for the workout that aliexpress recommends? Bo Burnham use one of these in «Inside». Watch «Inside» it was great. I just bought some keycaps for my number row. My keyboard looks great with black print on charcoal keys. But while I can touch type, I sometimes need to glance on the numbers and characters on the top row and that combination is close to unreadable in anything less than great light. Keyboard not from Ali.
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FistLips posted:Bo Burnham use one of these in «Inside». Watch «Inside» it was great. Just buy some silcone molds for mechanical keys and make horribly inept resin keys like me. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001877389247.html They work well, but dont, uh, stick on like the "real" things? I don't think this will usually be an issue, but I'm sure to drop something, pick up my keyboard to look for it, and dump keys on the floor eventually. Of course, I've only ever done like 2 resin pours, including this one, so it may be user error. I plan on dyeing some alphabet noodles and floating them in there to really make it look like a child made my keyboard.
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Ordered novelty teeth for my dog and they just sent this stupid bandana wth
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Where is that original cut off the Sonic movie?
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 The product is pretty normal but I love the name. Classical Mine Game.
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Holy poo poo. https://a.aliexpress.com/_msNgWiH Do I need them? No. Did I buy them? Oh, hell yes.
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I’m not logged into Ali on this phone. They don’t know what to sell to me. So far, I think I’ve searched for “Tiny castles” and “seahorse molds” Oh yeah, and these are great, but possibly sold directly by an artist. A bunch of shady sellers are posting the banana duck.  US $5.70 51％ Off | 40# Art Banana Duck Creative Garden Decoration Sculptures Yard Garden Decor Vintage Ornament Home Statues Decoration Accessories https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0AtM8Z Bored fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Jun 23, 2021 |
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A friend of mine was like "haha I wonder what kind of hellish toilet paper they sell on aliexpress" so I looked it up and it was just relatively boring stuff like Trump's face printed on 1-ply. But in the related, I saw... this. Um. It has directions for its use.  If you are allergic to pain, you should not beat it  I legitimately thought it was some sort of BDSM sex toy at first, but then the related items are full of similar things all labeled for medicinal use of some kind:  I was like, "maybe this is just a weird back massager".  This feels kind of like something from Rick and Morty.    This is arguably the most ominous-looking one, while simultaneously still managing to look like a hosed up sex toy:   A lot of these seem to be connected to something called Gua Sha, a type of TCM where you scrape areas of the skin to "release unhealthy bodily matter from blood stasis within sore, tired, stiff or injured muscle areas to stimulate new oxygenated blood flow to the areas, thus promoting metabolic cell repair, regeneration, healing and recovery." It does not have any scientific basis that we're aware of and can potentially cause serious harm. I don't want to sound sinophobic with any of this, don't get me wrong. I'm sure TCM has its uses, but I do feel like calling it Beating Stick and heavily implying you're supposed to beat someone with it until their pain tolerance maxes out is ill-advised. Speaking of Gua Sha, found a stick.   It honestly doesn't look bad for scratching your back, but then there is this INCREDIBLY OMINOUS image that suggests heating it to 250 degrees celcius.  I hope that's just for sterilizing it 
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I heard that in parts of Russia there's a tradition of whipping with tree shoots in public baths, supposedly it helps the blood circulation. I wouldn't be surprised if mild flagellation as a folk remedy is practiced around the world as it's cheap and pain releases endorphins. That said using a thick solid rod seems dangerous.
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quote: Pretty sure I have one of those dryer balls hanging around somewhere.
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By popular demand posted:I heard that in parts of Russia there's a tradition of whipping with tree shoots in public baths, supposedly it helps the blood circulation. Most of these had product images showing they're pretty flexible, but yeah, there were a few solid rods in there. Also hey everybody I found the most scream-inducing thing I've ever seen on Aliexpress! Like genuinely loving horrific! That's right: it's 2/10/20 PCS Cotton Detox Tampons Medicinal Clean Yoni Pearls Traditional Chinese Medicine Vaginal Treatment For Women https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001107967448.html  You are supposed to jam these up against your cervix! That is what the instructions say!  That's right! Put loving frankincense in there! Hell yeah!  How long did you say to leave it in again?!  Oh sure okay just FOURTY EIGHT loving HOURS Just in case anyone here isn't familiar, you're not supposed to leave a tampon in for more than 8 hours or you can get toxic shock syndrome. I know Ali didn't come up with this poo poo, it was probably goddamn Gwyneth Paltrow again, but the idea of getting bootleg detox tampons off Ali makes it so much worse somehow.
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Me glancing at the post: "Some new kind of teabags?" Me going back and reading:
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By popular demand posted:I heard that in parts of Russia there's a tradition of whipping with tree shoots in public baths, supposedly it helps the blood circulation. I don't know about public baths and some parts of Russia, but vihtas/vastas are a big part of the luxurious Finnish sauna experience.  Tie up some branches, wet them and go to town. I don't know about the health benefits but the smell is very nice and it feels neat. And I don't think any NEW DISEASES have ever entered my body afterwards but what do I know, I'm not a TCM guru.
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So instead of shoving something useful and absorbent up there, you use some herbs and spices? There are jokes available about garlic and vampires, blood sausage and eating placentas, but I think it's unnecessary. Reminds me of the tampons coated in a layer of CBD oil. Still don't know if those work.
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So here's a weird one. I bought a friend's kid some fortnite lego men, and they all have bits in the bags to build... weapons? Structures, maybe? They aren't official in any capacity, and I don't know the first drat thing about fortnite. Any suggestions on where I might find instructions or even just pictures? The store I bought them from is gone, all links dead, and the image is heads-only.
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well, it's a first person survival shooter so the inclusion of weapons should be unsurprising to say the least
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 Wonder how many deaths can be directly attributed to AE poo poo like this and the terror tampon above.
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I don't think you should fill the tampon tea bag with whatever the gently caress is in that box.
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:Most of these had product images showing they're pretty flexible, but yeah, there were a few solid rods in there. Well, that’s one way to sage away the evil spirits
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goatface posted:So instead of shoving something useful and absorbent up there, you use some herbs and spices? There are jokes available about garlic and vampires, blood sausage and eating placentas, but I think it's unnecessary. In Anne Rice's vampire novels, the slave owner cum vampire lestat is known for sucking the menstruation out of a person's orifice. Maybe this is some spiced up vampire roleplay they have going on here?
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Mama Mia, that's a spicy yeast infection!
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Snowy posted:This must feel amazing I am so mad they use they loving click bait image to sell their thin rear end mat. I want to know how the thick-pillow-feet-gel operate! https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20210623103244&origin=y&SearchText=water-absorbing+artifact+bathroom+
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stephenthinkpad posted:I am so mad they use they loving click bait image to sell their thin rear end mat. I want to know how the thick-pillow-feet-gel operate!
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:Most of these had product images showing they're pretty flexible, but yeah, there were a few solid rods in there. I didn’t read all of the ingredients in the image. Are Myrrh and gold also included? As a VERY early gift for a possible messiah? 
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