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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

"We don't know what they are and we don't give a poo poo either."

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The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

just because its suddenly real doesnt make it suddenly for folks other than nerds

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

wheres the report, GOVERNMENT?

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
I wonder if the aliens are super horny or just regular horny

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i know that im super horny...

super horny for the aliens!!!

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

space chandeliers
Apr 8, 2008

BeefThief posted:

"We don't know what they are and we don't give a poo poo either."

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Bullfrog posted:

wheres the report, GOVERNMENT?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

You don't 5 o'clock news dump a nothing report

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
white knucklin for this fuckin report

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


You down with uap?
Yeah you know me

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Hatebag posted:

You down with uap?
Yeah you know me

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE UAP?

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Bideo James posted:

WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE UAP?

Look up :rolleyes:

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

lmao

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003


Listen. You need to calm down. We're all very excited to meet the aliens

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

some rando on twitter said to watch this space and that it will come out today

anyway, my money's on it dropping when Chauvin's sentence is announced. pretty sure I stole that from someone in here tho

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

Bideo James posted:

WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE UAP?

turn on youre binoculars

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/riverezra/status/1408506085003173889?s=20

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012


so they are doing it after market close then

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


this loving poo poo gonna have me checking cspam all day

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

Bullfrog posted:

so they are doing it after market close then

of course lol

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

alien alloys futures down on market news that they are, in fact, plentiful and cheaply manufactured

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


buy stock in cyanide tablets and coffins

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006



why would this person have that info..?

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
The $UFO ETF is doing pretty well today.

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

start filling up your bathtubs NOW to maintain a solid water supply

then sprinkle rose petals around and light a candle because there are horny aliens in our neighborhood and they're ready to gently caress

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-fRHiEwvo0

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

REITs in chaos as all religions sell off their property in the face of new godlike alien force that has rendered all other faiths obsolete

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

per a press checkie

https://twitter.com/KellieMeyerNews/status/1408504005542793220?s=20

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

https://twitter.com/KellieMeyerNews/status/1408506595454164994?s=19

She was at the press conference earlier and said she'd ask about the report, but didn't get called on.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007



the White House has been informed of apparent interstellar malarky

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the UFO landed its tupac

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

starting to think we might actually see something today

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

Hooplah posted:

why would this person have that info..?

theyve got 97 whole followers!!

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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Bideo James posted:

WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE UAP?

I don't mean to alarm you, but try not to make any sudden movements and slowly turnaround.

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