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Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

It is an "Ithaca is gorges" parody. Which... is itself a fairly obscure thing

New page noooooooo it was about this

Xlorp posted:

are ... orges... ?

# ? Jun 27, 2021 18:59

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:28

ACRE & EQUAT: Aug 28, 2004; FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

# ? Jun 27, 2021 19:46

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Oh hey, I know one of those guys. Sadly it's not the penguin.

# ? Jun 27, 2021 20:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jun 27, 2021 20:07

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

# ? Jun 27, 2021 20:16

Paul Revere 3000: Dec 8, 2007; So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'

ACRE & EQUAT posted:

I wonder how Bubb Rubb is handling the Covid crisis.

# ? Jun 27, 2021 20:28

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

I say this as a big ol� Beatles fan: Beatlemania was kind of hosed up when you think about it. like, those parasocial relationships folks get with streamers and the like has some of its roots in this harnessing/hijacking of feminine libido and mass popularity into a hurricane of capitalist consumption, imnsho

# ? Jun 27, 2021 20:32

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

spoilered for old-timey forums language

spoilered for before/after of a water birth

???

# ? Jun 27, 2021 21:01

Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

Moon Slayer posted:

???

linux lets you replace your task switcher with a big animated 3D cube of all your windows/desktops

# ? Jun 27, 2021 21:19

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Moon Slayer posted:

Hell yeah. Gnome 2 was the last good Gnome, and switching desktops via cube is still the best. That was at a time when Windows hadn't yet figured out that you could do cool poo poo with a graphics card.

Also, wobbly windows: https://i.imgur.com/VUOo8iS.mp4

# ? Jun 27, 2021 21:51

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? Jun 27, 2021 21:51

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

hard counter posted:

"Ralph plz leave."
"no"

# ? Jun 27, 2021 22:37

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Antigravitas posted:

Hell yeah. Gnome 2 was the last good Gnome, and switching desktops via cube is still the best. That was at a time when Windows hadn't yet figured out that you could do cool poo poo with a graphics card.

Also, wobbly windows: https://i.imgur.com/VUOo8iS.mp4

preach

# ? Jun 27, 2021 22:39

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Antigravitas posted:

Who What Now posted:

What the gently caress is that hand situation

One guy has nine fingers on one hand, the other guy has a dick for a thumb. Nothing to see here.

# ? Jun 27, 2021 23:39

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Underneath he has a velvet, yummy tummy you wish you could just stroke and squish all day! Ahh! But on top... On top it's a whole different story... On top he is a scary stiff stabber!

These all came up in a very short amount of time:

# ? Jun 27, 2021 23:43

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Antigravitas posted:

this is sexual assault

# ? Jun 27, 2021 23:59

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

These all came up in a very short amount of time:

The 00s were a very grim time for aesthetics

# ? Jun 28, 2021 00:01

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Obsidianheart posted:

Aw, it's the lady from Metric!

I�m glad I�m not the only one who thought that. Or is that actually her?

# ? Jun 28, 2021 00:07

Beard Dandruff: May 10, 2017; Want to win a consultation with Tiffany? Click here.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 00:50

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jun 28, 2021 02:38

Aino Minako: Dec 16, 2007; Perpetual rage elemental

Scratch Monkey posted:

I�m glad I�m not the only one who thought that. Or is that actually her?

The woman in the right is Emily Haines, singer for Metric.

The one on the left is my girlfriend. :3:

(in my dreams :smith:

)

# ? Jun 28, 2021 02:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:02

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:05

Faustian Bargain: Apr 12, 2014

Extremely nsfw

# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:06

GEEKABALL: May 30, 2011; Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Hello.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:14

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Hello, yes this is rear end.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:19

Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Oh hey I think that's for me.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:43

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:56

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

New phone, who's this?

# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:11

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

New phone, who's this?

A big rear end in a top hat! :yeshaha:

# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:32

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:51

pseudorandom: Jun 16, 2010; Yam Slacker

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

...how was that photo taken!? :psyduck:

Edit: oh, now I see the small space below the walls. I guess maybe there's a gap above the stalls.

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

pseudorandom posted:

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Pekinduck: May 10, 2008

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:nws:

# ? Jun 28, 2021 06:12

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

hard counter posted:

I remember this. Some goon was so excited that Asian girls paid attention to him he started a thread about it.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 06:30

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Pekinduck posted:

whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thankfully the Balldo hadn't been invented then.

# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:25

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol x jakk

# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:36

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol x jakk

bring that guy back! if he's still alive

note: i don't wanna hear whatever thing he was banned for, im 100% sure it's disgusting

# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:47

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Vim Fuego posted:

bring that guy back! if he's still alive

note: i don't wanna hear whatever thing he was banned for, im 100% sure it's disgusting

surprisingly it was only catlady mod era stuff, nothing to do with sounding at all - here's his shockingly short rapsheet

also here, have a :nws:

wafflepic

# ? Jun 28, 2021 08:05

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