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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



He seems like a good choice imo, I hope he is personally involved, either through investments or relations, to some companies that can provide 6 inadequate masks to the NHS for a quarter billion.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Waitress

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



sir, this is a forum

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

thread terrible

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Is that another Marvel film? I'm out the loop on them

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Just obliterated my phone's screen protector

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

went to the docs because I thought I'd somehow got a cool metatarsal sports injury but actually it's gout lol

goodbye beer and cheese, my old friends

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

kecske posted:

went to the docs because I thought I'd somehow got a cool metatarsal sports injury but actually it's gout lol

goodbye beer and cheese, my old friends

Congrats on being a true gentleman

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

congoutulations

but yeah that does suck. thankfully there's Pills

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

kecske posted:

goodbye beer and cheese, my old friends
i think i'd rather be dead

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

congrats on your prince charles sausage fingers

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!

kecske posted:

went to the docs because I thought I'd somehow got a cool metatarsal sports injury but actually it's gout lol

goodbye beer and cheese, my old friends

quote:

Benjamin Franklin debated whether gout was his friend or his enemy. The best advice was thought to be to hold on to your gout, and make sure it stayed in the foot. This did not help Edward Gibbon, whose gout didn’t protect him from a hydrocele, or swollen testicle, the size of a melon, which went septic after surgery and killed him.

Keep an eye on those balls, should you possess them.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Bobby Deluxe posted:

congrats on your prince charles sausage fingers

is that a thing that I can look forward to? sausagemeat shrekhands? as the bright pink skin overtakes me will I feel strongly about the gays or wearing poppies?

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Ratjaculation posted:

Just obliterated my phone's screen protector

My phone screen protectors last about a day before the cracks start appearing

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh joy the weed smell is back, it went for a day or two and I thought maybe the person the other side had had a word but he must have been away.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER7bIGwJeho

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



fridge corn posted:

My phone screen protectors last about a day before the cracks start appearing

You do post quite angrily tbh

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Ratjaculation posted:

You do post quite angrily tbh

Especially when portugal are loossigng!!!!!!!! G fu jfhfhfhgg

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Lobster mac n cheese with pork belly for dinner tonight. Was soo good.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


can't you see I'm grieving here

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how the gently caress are you getting gout in 2021 lmao

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




fridge corn posted:

Especially when portugal are loossigng!!!!!!!! G fu jfhfhfhgg

They are out

[donald-glover-good-im-glad.jpg]

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Skarsnik posted:

They are out

[donald-glover-good-im-glad.jpg]

I'm v mad op :mad:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1409256143688511491?s=20

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Jose posted:

how the gently caress are you getting gout in 2021 lmao

I get that because I am very unhealthy

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

gout and proud

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
I’ve had a pain in my toe a couple of times over the last year that I hope isn’t gout.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's gout

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
Noooooo

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
In this time of novel coronaviruses it's nice to see that the classic afflictions haven't been entirely forgotten.

Edit: do you have high arches? They can cause arthritis in the big toe.

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
Bring back consumption, dropsy and whooping cough, I say

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i nearly died of whooping cough when i was a wean.

I nearly dies of bad blood ankles the other day

my cousin runs a coal mine in dorset

imagine me with my shirt off

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


kecske posted:

can't you see I'm grieving here

I'll eat extra cheese and drink extra beer just for you

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

NotJustANumber99 posted:

imagine me with my shirt off

phwoar

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I have left the teabag in the mug 3 times today


Booooo shun boooo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tyybVuSBU

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
On my way to get jab number 2.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I got mine this morning at the Emirates

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



If you weren't getting jabbed in the twosie already do you really deserve to be itt

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The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Ratjaculation posted:

If you weren't getting jabbed in the twosie already do you really deserve to be itt

That’s my boyfriends job

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