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anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Y/O: Terunofuji/Takakeisho/Hakuho
S/K: Mitakeumi/Wakatakakage/Meisei
M1-M5: Daieisho/Hokotufuji/Endo
M6-M10: Onosho/Tamawashi/Kiribayama
M11+: Ura/Ishiura/Chiyomaru

anakha fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Jul 2, 2021

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Thauros posted:

thanks as always for running this, but btw you made a small mistake. mitakeumi is west sekiwake and you have takanosho listed twice

Y/O: Terunofuji / Hakuho / Takakeisho
S/K: Takayasu/Wakatakakage/Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Daieisho/Hokotufuji/Endo
M6-M10: Onosho/Tamawashi/Terutsuyoshi
M11+: Ura/Chiyonoo/Ishiura

Great catch, thanks. I fixed it in the above post and the OP.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Y/O: Terunofuji / Hakuho / Takakeisho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Meisei / Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Okinoumi / Daieisho / Hokutofuji
M6-M10: Aoiyama / Hidenoumi / Tamawashi
M11+: Ura / Kaisei / Chiyomaru

ready to crash and burn again, baby~

Also I should probably retire Finesparks and swap in Goonzeki Gang sometime.

Teddybear fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Jul 2, 2021

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!
Y/O: Takakeisho / Shodai / Hakuho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Mitakeumi / Meisei Takayasu
M1-M5: Hoshoryu / Ichinojo / Tobizaru
M6-M10: Kiribayama / AOIYAMA / Terutsuyoshi
M11+: Ura / Ichiyamamoto / Chiyonoo

TEAM YOUTH!

Brut fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Jul 2, 2021

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

Started watching sumo about halfway through the March basho, after a couple of years of hovering around getting into it, and am now ready to properly embarrass myself with my fantasy pics after they all go 0-8 or something dumb like that:

Y/O: Terunofuji / Hakuho / Takakeisho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Meisei / Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Endo / Chiyotairyu / Ichinojo
M6-M10: Myogiryu / Takarafuji / Aoiyama
M11+: Ura / Kaisei / Chiyonokumi

NuclearPotato fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jul 2, 2021

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Unable to kill my darlings; have to pick MMM Hokutofuji and AOIYAMA. Ichiyamamoto seems like a bit of a one trick pony but if there's one thing a year or so of sumo watching has taught me, it's that rikishi are often slow on the uptake so the one trick might still work for at least one basho?

edit: please no one inform the other rikishi that it's the same one trick that AOIYAMA has, except three sizes smaller :ssh:

Y/O: Terunofuji / Takakeisho / Hakuho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Mitakeumi / Meisei
M1-M5: Hokutofuji / Ichinojo / Hoshoryu
M6-M10: AOIYAMA/ Tamawashi / Takarafuji
M11+: Ichiyamamoto / Ura / Tokushoryu

Beeswax fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Jul 2, 2021

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGL_w41_yRQ

Here's a vide of Enho being interviewed about food :shrug:

QuasiQuack
Jun 13, 2010

Ducks hockey baybee
Y/O: Hakuho/ Terunofuji / Takakeisho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Meisei / Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Kotoeko / Hoshoryu / Tobizaru
M6-M10: Onosho / Kiribayama / Terutsuyoshi
M11+: Ura / Kotonowaka / Chiyomaru


Edit: removed Takayasu from my picks

QuasiQuack fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Jul 2, 2021

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Y/O: Terunofuji / Takakeisho / Shodai
S/K: Wakatakakage / Meisei / Takayasu
M1-M5: Endo / Chiyotairyu / Ichinojo
M6-M10: Terutsuyoshi / Aoiyama / Shimanoumi
M11+: Kaisei / Kotonowaka / Daiamami

Everyones Favorite Poster
Dec 6, 2017

:toot:
Y/O: Terunofuji / Hakuho / Takakeisho
S/K: Takayasu / Mitakeumi/ Wakatakakage
M1-M5: Hokutofuji / Ichinojo / Tobizaru
M6-M10: Aoiyama / Myogiryu / Terutsuyoshi
M11+: Ura / Daiamami / Chiyonokuni

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

100% the picks of my 9 year old daughter because she loves these guys-

Terunofuji / Hakuho / Takakeisho

Wakatakakage / Meisei / Mitakeumi

Daieisho / Tobizaru / Hokutofuji

Terutsuyoshi / Onoshou / Myougiryu

Ura / Tokushouryu / Chiyomaru

Chinook fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Jul 2, 2021

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Y\o: Terunofuji, Hakuho, Takakeisho
S\k: Wakatakakage, Mitakeumi, Meisei
1-5: Tobizaru, Ichinojo, Endo
6-10: Onosho, Aoiyama, Takarafuji
11+: Tochinoshin, Chiyomaru, Ura

Khizan fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jul 2, 2021

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Y/O Hakuho/Terunofuji/Shodai
S/K Meisei/Mitakeumi/Wakatakakage
M1-M5 Tobizaru/Koteko/Endo
M6-10 Onosho/Aoiyama/Myogiryu
M11+ Ishiura/Ura/Kotonowaka

edited to replace Takayasu

Tochiazuma fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Jul 2, 2021

Bellwether
Nov 4, 2009

Imperfection is beautiful!
Dipping my toe in for the first time:

Y/O: Terunofuji/Takakeisho/Hakuho
S/K: Wakatakakage/Meisei/Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Hoshoryu/Tobizaru/Endo
M6-M10: Terutsuyoshi/Kiribayama/Myogiryu
M11+: Kaisei/Kotonowaka/Ura


edited to replace Takayasu with Mitakeumi

Bellwether fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jul 2, 2021

TwoWordName
Jan 3, 2013


Y/O: Terunofuji/Hakuho/Takakeisho
S/K:Mitakeumi/Meisei/Wakatakakage
M1-M5: Hoshoryu/Endo/Tobizaru
M6-M10: Terutsuyoshi/Onosho/Aoiyama
M11+: Tochinoshin/Ura/Chiyomaru

TwoWordName fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jul 2, 2021

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Y/O: Takakeisho / Terunofuji / Hakuho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Mitakuemi/ Meisei
M1-M5: Takanosho / Hoshoryu / Daiesho
M6-M10: Takarafuji / Kiribayama / Aoiyama
M11+: Kagayaki / Ura / Kotonowaka

Dumb pick reasons:

Y/O: Always respect the Yokozuna run and everyone is picking Teru so just to go against the crowd a little
S/K: Same with the Ozeki run no matter how remote
1-5: Takanosho’s been pretty consistent at high levels so maybe he’ll bounce back from one bad basho
6-10: At this point, screw it, just take all the Taka’s even though they aren’t in the same stable
11-15: No Taka wrestlers, but Kagayaki is from the Takadagawa stable so close enough and at this point, we have to follow through with the gimmick

pseudodragon fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jul 3, 2021

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Martytoof posted:

Time to make my triumphant return to Goonuuchi

Y/O: Terunofuji / Hakuho / Takakeisho
S/K: Takayasu / Wakatakakage / Meisei
M1-M5: Tobizaru / Takanosho / Chiyotairyu
M6-M10: Aoiyama / Takarafuji / Kiribayama
M11+: Chiyomaru / Tokoshoryu / Ura

I actually like pseudodragon’s idea of talking away your picks so:

Y/O: Even with Hakuho in, that’s maybe what, one loss on Teru’s record? He’s still got the goods to challenge or surpass a returning Hakuho.
S/K: This is all about fun for me. Takayasu’s my boy and Wakatakage is a blast to watch. Meisei I’m indifferent about but I had to pick someone.
M1-5: Another “guys I like” which shouldn’t be conflated with “guys I think are the best pick for the position”. This is probably a poo poo way to pick a winning team but I’ll be damned if I don’t go out of my way to root for the MONKEY
M6-10: This one was a tossup except for AOIYAMA. I have no real affinity for most of the guys in here.
11+: More loveable big boys

Cage Kicker
Feb 20, 2009

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?


SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made



Lipstick Apathy
Y/O: Takakeisho/Terunofuji/Hakuho
S/K: Wakatakakage/Meisei/Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Endo/Hoshoryu/Okinoumi
M6-M10: Terutsuyoshi/Chiyoshoma/AIOYAMA
M11+: Tokushoryu/Tochinoshin/Ishiura


HAKKEYOI!

AIOYAMA!!

edited to remove Takayasu after withdrawl

Cage Kicker fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Jul 2, 2021

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
In tribute to femme horny levels of drafting this basho choices will be based off levels of cuteness.

Y/O: Terunofuji / Hakuho / Takakeisho
S/K: Mitakeumi / Wakatakakage / Meisei
M1-M5: Hoshoryu / Tobizaru / Chiyotairyu
M6-M10: Kiribayama / Aoiyama / Shimanoumi
M11+: Chiyomaru / Chiyonokuni / Ura

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Lid posted:

based off levels of cuteness.

M6-M10: Kiribayama / Aoiyama / Shimanoumi


The Posting Deliberation Council has noted this slight against AOIYAMA

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Beeswax posted:

The Posting Deliberation Council has noted this slight against AOIYAMA

The ordering is meaningless and is not a ranking!

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!
https://twitter.com/AsahiYamabeya/status/1409152057257316355

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


This tournament, it's Totally T Time gents.

Y/O: Terunofuji, Takakeisho, Shodai
S/K: Mitakeumi, Wakatakakage, Meisei
M1-5: Takanosho, Tobizaru, Daiesho
M6-10: Tamawashi, Terutsuyoshi, Takarafuji
M11+: Tsurugisho, Tokoshoryu, Chiyonokuni

e: stupid hairy boy having a glass back ruined my gimmick :(

bartolimu fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Jul 2, 2021

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


E: deleted for using the wrong rankings

Communist Thoughts fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jun 28, 2021

captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004

Y/O: Hakuho / Terunofuji / Takakeisho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Mitakeumi / Meisei
M1-M5: Ichinojo / Tobizaru / Endo
M6-M10: Takarafuji / Aoiyama / Terutsuyoshi
M11+: Ura / Tokushoryu / Ishiura

I just can't bet against Hakuho.

e: Swapped out Takayasu.

captainblastum fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Jul 2, 2021

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Y/O: Terunofuji / Hakuho / Takakeisho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Meisei / Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Hoshoryu / Tobizaru / Koteko
M6-M10: Myogiryu / Kiribayama / Takarafuji
M11+: Ura / Ishiura / Kotonowaka

edited

KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Jul 2, 2021

whats for dinner
Sep 25, 2006

IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

Y/O: Terunofuji / Takakeisho / Hakuho
S/K: Wakatakakage / Mitakeumi / Meisei
M1-M5: Takanosho / Tobizaru / Daiesho
M6-M10: Terutsuyoshi / Chiyoshoma / AOIYAMA
M11+: Ura / Ishiura / Tochinoshin

whats for dinner fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Jul 2, 2021

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


Y/O: Terunofuji/Hakuho /Shodai
S/K: Wakatakakage/Meisei/Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Hoshoryu/Tobizaru/Endo
M6-M10: Takarafuji/Myogiryu/Kiribayama
M11+: Ura/Tokushoryu/Ichiyamamoto

GoatSeeGuy fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jul 3, 2021

Shiroc
May 16, 2009

Sorry I'm late
Secretly my picks have always heavily weighted who is the cutest (Takayasu)

Y/O Terunofuji/Takakeisho/Hakuho
S/K Meisei/Wakatakakage/Mitakeumi (TAKAYASU In my heart)
M1-M5 Chiyotairyu/Koteko/Endo
M6-10 AOIYAMA/Onosho/Kiribayama
M11+ Chiyomaru/Tochinoshin/Kaisei

Shiroc fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Jul 2, 2021

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Word in from comrade Marching Powder, currently serving 7 days hard time for QCS nonsense.

quote:

Marching Powder wrote on Jun 27, 2021 17:55:
sorry man, got probated by having too much fun in qcs. please accept my picks in this format!

Y/O - Hakuho / Takakeisho / Terunofuji
K / S - Takayasu / Wakaflockaflame / Mitakeumi
M1-5 - Kotoeko / Endo / Tobizaru
M6-10 - Hidenoumi / Salt Bae / AOIYAMA
M11+ - Ishiura / Chiyomaru / Daimamei

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

I gotta move up the rankings some more:

Y/O: Terunofuji/Shodai/Takakeisho
S/K: Mitakeumi/Meisei/Wakatakakage
M1-M5: Tobizaru/Endo/Takanosho
M6-M10: Onosho/Hidenoumi/AOIYAMA
M11+: Ura/Kaisei/Tochinoshin

Biosys
Aug 13, 2011
Y/O: Terunofuji/Hakuho/Shodai
S/K: Wakatakakage/Meisei/Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Tobizaru/Endo/Ichinojo
M6-M10: Onosho/Terutsuyoshi/AOIYAMA
M11+: Ura/Ishiura/Kotonowaka

Biosys fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Jul 2, 2021

whats for dinner
Sep 25, 2006

IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

Kenning posted:

Word in from comrade Marching Powder, currently serving 7 days hard time for QCS nonsense.

I feel like this is as good a time as any to bring back my second favourite Marching Powder post of all time

Marching Powder posted:

lol it's a parade. like at the start of the bashos where the competing sumo gather round the dohyo, lift their fancy dresses up briefly and do a wave. only instead of sumo there is weird losers, they're gathering around me, and instead of a dress-shake and wave they desperately try and get me to respect them

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Y/O: Terunofuji / Hakuho / Shodai
S/K: Takayasu / Wakatakakage / Mitakeumi
M1-M5: Daiesho / Chiyotairyu / Takanosho
M6-M10: Chiyoshoma / Takarafuji / AOIYAMA
M11+: Tochinoshin / Chiyomaru / Chiyonokuni

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

whats for dinner posted:

I feel like this is as good a time as any to bring back my second favourite Marching Powder post of all time

Marching powder was definitely in the wrong on that one though lol

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
Y/O: Terunofuji/Takakeisho/Hakuho
S/K: Mitakeumi/Takayasu/Wakatakakage/Meisei
M1-M5: Ichinojo/Hokutofuji/Hoshoryu
M6-M10: Terutsoyoshi/Kaisei/Kiribayama
M11+: Ura/Chiyomaryu/Tokushoryu

Pumped!

MyChemicalImbalance fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Jul 2, 2021

whats for dinner
Sep 25, 2006

IT TURN OUT METAL FOR DINNER!

ilmucche posted:

Marching powder was definitely in the wrong on that one though lol

I'm going to be honest: I remembered nothing about the original argument but I'll always remember the imagery of that post.

EDIT: I just re-read it and I'm glad it was basically about posting and forums rules and not something way worse. I'd feel like a huge dick remembering that post so fondly if it was about something super hosed up.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

whats for dinner posted:

I'm going to be honest: I remembered nothing about the original argument but I'll always remember the imagery of that post.

EDIT: I just re-read it and I'm glad it was basically about posting and forums rules and not something way worse. I'd feel like a huge dick remembering that post so fondly if it was about something super hosed up.

Marching Powder invested in Star Citizen, a game made famous for NOT having any sumo in it.


Edit: Lol he loving PM'ed me immediately.

Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jun 28, 2021

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jobbo_Fett posted:

Marching Powder invested in Star Citizen, a game made famous for NOT having any sumo in it.


Edit: Lol he loving PM'ed me immediately.

Embarassing if true

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Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 25 days!
Hey ya'll, this isn't the thread for talking about other posters, lets not do this.

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