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Soylent Pudding posted:Future fodder for the estranged parents thread. The level of narcissism it takes to receive overwhelming criticism and continue to insist that everyone else is wrong is staggering.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:28 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:Future fodder for the estranged parents thread. And then that mother stood up, and it was Adolphina Hitler
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:28 |
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quote:There’s a reason I wanted to keep the no secret policy in place: so that we can be a happy family and literally avoid situations like the one we’re in now. It sure is a good thing that she had the foresight to institute a no-secret policy to avoid situations like the one created explicitly by the no-secret policy.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:34 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:Future fodder for the estranged parents thread. This woman is going to get arrested at some point for stalking her daughter once she goes no contact. The “You’re a lovely parent if you’re not best friends with your kids” is loving chilling.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:34 |
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Big fan of her thinking books about parenting apparently only cover toddlers and infants.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:37 |
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My mom is too much of a loving nerd to ever be my friend.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:43 |
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Willatron posted:My mom is too much of a loving nerd to ever be my friend. Normalize 👏 giving 👏parents 👏 wedgies
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:47 |
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No Moms! No Masters!
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:48 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:Future fodder for the estranged parents thread. yikes, what a psycho
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:49 |
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oh jay posted:Normalize 👏 giving 👏parents 👏
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:59 |
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My [17m] girlfriend [17f] gets mad when I get boners around her in non-sexual situations. How to get her to be more understanding?quote:Basically my girlfriend thinks that if I get a boner it’s because I am thinking about sex and she doesn’t like it unless we are alone in her room, etc.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:11 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [17m] girlfriend [17f] gets mad when I get boners around her in non-sexual situations. How to get her to be more understanding? Ah, to be a 17 year old boy again...
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:13 |
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quote:AITA for taking away my daughter’s electronic devices because she lied to me?
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:16 |
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Remember waking up in class from a wicked nap only to hear the bell and feel the tautness of trouser caused by your raging huge mega boner?
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:16 |
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MagusofStars posted:I'd love to know who actually gave OP the "cool mom" title, because there is a 0% chance it was her own kids. No teenager in history has thought their own parents are cool. A teenager that drank alcohol or smoked weed at their house.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:17 |
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MagusofStars posted:I'd love to know who actually gave OP the "cool mom" title, because there is a 0% chance it was her own kids. No teenager in history has thought their own parents are cool. willing to put my "similar hosed up childhood with one of these people" poker chip on it was one of her kids trying to performatively suck up to their mom in the hopes that it would curry future favor And it didn't work, either
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:19 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [17m] girlfriend [17f] gets mad when I get boners around her in non-sexual situations. How to get her to be more understanding? Well why didn’t she just hold her period in??????
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:22 |
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kntfkr posted:Remember waking up in class from a wicked nap only to hear the bell and feel the tautness of trouser caused by your raging huge mega boner? Yeah, but only math class.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:30 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A lot of people don't actually have any idea what financial responsibility is. Financial responsibility is when you give me money for no reason.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:37 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [17m] girlfriend [17f] gets mad when I get boners around her in non-sexual situations. How to get her to be more understanding? Ironic we live in the age of easily accessible information but people are too stupid to make a basic google search. https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/random-erections
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:40 |
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The mother's insistence that you have to immediately report any realizations you have about your sexuality, gender, etc. is particularly horrifying. In her household you are immediately expected to come out to her if you have an errant homosexual thought. She wants her children to treat her as a psychologist and everything that happens to them as a traumatic event that must be discussed immediately with no realization that kids need some privacy to work through poo poo in their own way.Sisal Two-Step posted:Financial responsibility is when you give me money for no reason. This is true in my case. Give me your money.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:50 |
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Ironic we live in the age of easily accessible information but people are too stupid to make a basic google search. You won’t go searching up information if you think you already know the answer.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:57 |
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I had a girlfriend like this for a while, in hindsight it was really hosed up. she wanted a lot of physical affection ( one time she woke me up in the middle of the night for a ten minute hug in the parking lot of my apartment because she had a bad day), but whenever i asked for anything, like resting my head in her lap while we watched a movie she would get really snide and lovely. like, if you don't want that right now, just say so, don't demean me for asking for affection. she hated my random erections, like she would get genuinely angry at them sometimes. a couple of months after we had stopped seeing each other I realized I only got physical affection during or just after sex. I had been conditioned to get boners.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:58 |
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It's also just a completely normal part of being a teenager. You are, biochemically speaking, a complete mess that's barely holding together and obeying the brain.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:00 |
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I would be creeped the gently caress OUT if I were my child's best friend. I mean, they need friends their own ages! Friends who have a different perspective! Friends they talk to about things that (shock horror) they don't want their parents to know. This lady doesn't want a child, she wants a symbiote.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:07 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:This lady doesn't want a child, she wants a symbiote. Has anyone pointed out to her that you can't just tell someone who their best friend is? Doesn't work with adults, why would it work with kids. When the girl turns 18 she's gone. Ghosted by her "best friend".
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:14 |
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Tobermory posted:It seems like just a bog-standard golden child dynamic, where the stepmom thought the fiancee was "too good" for her non-biological child. See also the stepmom forcing the OP to watch his stepbrother propose. It was a real power flex, for sure.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:19 |
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i've always been known as
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:21 |
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TengenNewsEditor posted:i've always been known as You can't spell Palantir without Pal
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:22 |
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DandyLion posted:You can't spell Palantir without Pal no mom, they're saying "Foucault mom"
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Ironic we live in the age of easily accessible information but people are too stupid to make a basic google search. https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/random-erections I mean, you have adult men admonishing girls to stop having periods so...
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:27 |
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AITA for saying no to helping my cousin find a job by referring her to the place I work at? (self.AmItheAsshole)quote:My cousin is 22. I’m 25. My cousin hasn’t worked since September 2019 when she got fired from her last job, which is the one I was working at and referred her too. She got fired for dumping bottles of fart spray in the elevator, mouthing off to everyone, loudly complaining how she hates the job and her boss, taking long breaks and half assing her work. I quit my job shortly after she got fired because it looked bad on me and I was embarrassed. Everyone knew she was my cousin. I liked that job and was there for 2 years.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:28 |
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for saying no to helping my cousin find a job by referring her to the place I work at? (self.AmItheAsshole) 14-15 jobs by age 22. This woman's resume must be a loving entertaining (and lengthy) read. William Bear fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jun 29, 2021 |
# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:31 |
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Just say ok I’ll put in a good word and do the opposite.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:43 |
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Upgrade posted:Just say ok I’ll put in a good word and do the opposite. yeah I'll get right on that
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:57 |
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OP finds out he only shares 29% of his DNA with his father. poo poo blows up, and family falls apart.quote:Original
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:58 |
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holy poo poo 23andme killed grandma
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:04 |
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Hughlander posted:OP finds out he only shares 29% of his DNA with his father. poo poo blows up, and family falls apart. dig up, stupid
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:07 |
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genetic tests are the best drama kindling invented since will readings
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The only 2 responsible for blowing the family up are the mom and the uncle. Can't trust cheaters.
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