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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Crazy Ted posted:

Isn't he the guy who put out a cigar on a teammate's eye at the team Christmas party?

The very same

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
I always have to think about that one because I want to say it was Craig Bellamy but he’s the one who attacked a teammate (Riise) with a golf club.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Leon Knight’s self commentary

https://youtu.be/16Qv_p0ILWc

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gigi Galli posted:

Leon Knight’s self commentary

https://youtu.be/16Qv_p0ILWc

I had forgotten about this and I always lol

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Joey Barton signed for Rangers clearly thinking he would be a step above anything the SPFl, played in five (5) league games, looking like poo poo including getting trounced 5-1 at Celtic Park, got into a fight with the manager and other squad mates a whole month into the season and had his contract ripped up.

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


From the wiki page

'Barton would have made his debut for the City first team in November 2002 against Middlesbrough, had he not lost his shirt after leaving it on the substitutes bench at half-time.'

Imagine missing your debut in senior football because you lost your shirt, lol

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Suddenly remembered that Joey loving Barton is still the manager of my team despite being poo poo in every possible way :confuoot:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Still lolling at Michael Owen volleying endlessly past a 15 year old keeper while marking out to himself like he just won the WC

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



CyberPingu posted:

Still lolling at Michael Owen volleying endlessly past a 15 year old keeper while marking out to himself like he just won the WC

13

https://youtu.be/WqOxNspUPyE

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

CyberPingu posted:

Still lolling at Michael Owen volleying endlessly past a 15 year old keeper while marking out to himself like he just won the WC

https://twitter.com/NUFCBluestar/status/1334772674107748364/

The music really makes this for me.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


literally for about a decade I'd always taken it as Owen just pissing about and having fun with them and that people were taking it out of context

it's not though, he's legit just doing some tiny fistpumps as he bosses some middle-schoolers

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

He’s a horrid little freak

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Bape Culture posted:

He’s a horrid little freak

I think you'll find he's actually

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
"Resilient" lol

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

How fitting he's in the ground he ended his career in

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

African AIDS cum posted:

How fitting he's in the ground he ended his career in

These days he spends his time where he ended that builder's career

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

What is even the point of putting the kid in the net for that.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

blue footed boobie posted:

What is even the point of putting the kid in the net for that.

It would have looked daft if it was just Owen volleying endlessly into an empty net.... obviously

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Someone might've already posted this but I fondly remember Bielsa's time at Lazio

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Tortuga posted:

Suddenly remembered that Joey loving Barton is still the manager of my team despite being poo poo in every possible way :confuoot:

Lmao commiserations gashead

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

Those A League compilation videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muvpG_6xaFY

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

There were some good Sunday league compilation videos too

Shroud
May 11, 2009
Frimpong grabbing Nasri by the throat, whatever the hell "dench" was, and the Drip Doctors saga.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Shroud posted:

whatever the hell "dench" was

Leave it, yeah.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




"Dench" is what Nasri wasn't which is why he got Frimponged

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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That's class

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

"Dench" is what Nasri wasn't which is why he got Frimponged

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Nonce Adam Johnson texting his girlfriend that their baby “looks class” while he was grooming a child. Well, this isn’t particularly funny, but definitely a football thing that haunts me.

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

Gigi Galli posted:

Leon Knight’s self commentary

https://youtu.be/16Qv_p0ILWc

God, I came here to post this. One of my favorite things ever. He can leap like a fish

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Eboue pretending to understand Korean

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

c0burn posted:

Eboue pretending to understand Korean



every gif I could find of this was made on a game boy or something. Still very funny though.

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

Simone Zaza's penalty at the Euros.

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


c0burn posted:

Eboue pretending to understand Korean

:hmmyes:

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/Negri70Marco/status/1374796401134219269?s=20

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Gareth Bale is paid €692,660 a week at Real Madrid

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Gigi Galli posted:



every gif I could find of this was made on a game boy or something. Still very funny though.

Because it happened when gifs really were gifs you'd need a youtube

e:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5mj0Huxajk&t=3s

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHO9NRBOFJI

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
Kolo Touré: Car Salesman

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails



I watch these every year

My fav are the ones where the goalie comes screaming out and completely takes out his defender, leaving the striker to tap in

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Gus poyet having to give a press conference as Brighton manager to try and find out who did a massive diarrhea poo poo over, on and around the toilet in the away dressing room at the amex

it was deffo him

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