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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

shoeberto posted:

My wife isn't due til January but is there anything I should be reading about sleep training and/or how to survive the sleep deprivation period?

dunno about reading but I recommend getting some of these

Halo Sleepsack Swaddle, 100% Cotton, Triangle Neutral, Multi, Small https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LAG1TOS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_61KEC98B8EQHWM59SE16

way easier to use than swaddling blankets alone and your baby MIGHT sleep well in them.

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

kitten emergency posted:

colic aka “idk babies just sometimes be like that tho”
"congrats we have a diagnosis. it's colic. the only rx is time."

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/kevinthedad/status/1414926038858149891?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/kevinthedad/status/1407307384347934723?s=21

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

President Beep posted:

dunno about reading but I recommend getting some of these

Halo Sleepsack Swaddle, 100% Cotton, Triangle Neutral, Multi, Small https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LAG1TOS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_61KEC98B8EQHWM59SE16

way easier to use than swaddling blankets alone and your baby MIGHT sleep well in them.

can confirm, we've got both light and heavy weights of this and size them up as necessary because they're also useful for keeping a toddler from climbing out of the crib

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

should be a log in the middle of the pic

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
I tell myself this would be less frustrating if the kid wasn’t on oxygen and this fuckin o2 monitor so schlepping her around makes me look like a fuckin tier 1 operator

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
I just walked her around the neighborhood wearing like 30lbs of kit between my backpack, the oxygen tank, the monitor, the baby Bjorn, and the kid. even better if I stopped moving at any point while strapping all of this on she went apocleptic

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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what's the oxygen tank dealie, i've never seen one of those before.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

kitten emergency posted:

I tell myself this would be less frustrating if the kid wasn’t on oxygen and this fuckin o2 monitor so schlepping her around makes me look like a fuckin tier 1 operator

we were so glad once we could ditch the monitor.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Stringent posted:

what's the oxygen tank dealie, i've never seen one of those before.

says the cat in scuba gear

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Stringent posted:

what's the oxygen tank dealie, i've never seen one of those before.

it’s just a portable o2 tank, like an old person would use. the actual concentration of oxygen is low (21%), there’s a little regulator on it, she’s supposed to be hooked up to the tank or to a freestanding concentrator. it makes everything more exciting because now there’s a little oxygen hose running all over the house, or you have to carry all this bullshit around to do anything with her

she seemed to like the walk so I guess that’s gonna be my plan until she decides she likes something else

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
yeah sometimes i would walk around the block for like an hour just to keep the boy asleep. I'd get the wife to leave a cup of coffee on the fence and i'd pick it up like a marathon runner.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

ours just likes stairs, probably better than going around the block in the Minnesota winter

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
drat oxygen would be good for getting the fire going

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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kitten emergency posted:

it’s just a portable o2 tank, like an old person would use. the actual concentration of oxygen is low (21%), there’s a little regulator on it, she’s supposed to be hooked up to the tank or to a freestanding concentrator. it makes everything more exciting because now there’s a little oxygen hose running all over the house, or you have to carry all this bullshit around to do anything with her

she seemed to like the walk so I guess that’s gonna be my plan until she decides she likes something else

man, that sucks, hope she gets past that soon


rotor posted:

yeah sometimes i would walk around the block for like an hour just to keep the boy asleep. I'd get the wife to leave a cup of coffee on the fence and i'd pick it up like a marathon runner.

same af. did good things for my core endurance tho. really glad the girl didn't need that crap, she was a real good sleeper.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lcoHWdfO14

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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my son brought these home today, i thought it was pretty cool. at school (3rd grade) they did this arts and crafts stuff, then they packaged it all up and made labels and all like it was going in a store. it's really cool, it's got like character names, instructions, safety warnings, prices, all that crap. it's way cooler than what i was doing in arts and crafts in elementary school.

these are a couple little dudes:


here's the label for another one with the warning, instructions and all that stuff:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
awwwww

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
adorable as heck. what's the warning for?

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Workaday Wizard posted:

adorable as heck. what's the warning for?

it's for a wooden corgi figurine so the warning is
  • don't leave it near heat
  • feed it periodically
  • don't throw it or chew on it

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Stringent posted:

it's for a wooden corgi figurine so the warning is
  • don't leave it near heat
  • feed it periodically
  • don't throw it or chew on it

too cute :allears:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Stringent posted:

it's for a wooden corgi figurine so the warning is
  • don't leave it near heat
  • feed it periodically
  • don't throw it or chew on it

:3:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Huh all I get from mine is turds.

Currently she's teething so the day is 50% blowing raspberries and drooling, and 50% angry complaining.

haven't done sleep training but (teething aside) she's pretty good and only wakes maybe 2 times a night on average?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
yeah, something to remember about the promise of early sleep training (4-6 months) is that teething begins around 6 months too. unless you're relatively lucky you may be building on foundations of clay lol

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

also taped a note over the doorbell saying to never ever touch it
I did this too. A neighbor once rung it anyway, and i made him read the note aloud to me before i’d even acknowledge his “hello”

re: babies sleep: you do whatever works, and accept that sometimes you won’t know what they need.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

rotor posted:

yeah sometimes i would walk around the block for like an hour just to keep the boy asleep. I'd get the wife to leave a cup of coffee on the fence and i'd pick it up like a marathon runner.
amazing.

When i was home with kid1 he’d never nap in his bed, so i just went for rides with him in a car seat mounted on my cargo bike. He’d cry and cry and cry as we got ready, then he’d sleep within 5mn of wheels turning.

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
I kept my "sleeping baby, do not disturb" sign on our door for like 2 and a half years lmao. loved that sign.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Corla Plankun posted:

I kept my "sleeping baby, do not disturb" sign on our door for like 2 and a half years lmao. loved that sign.
:yossame:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I had some young parents come in recently ask what else they could do for their teething child and I told them “suck it up” lol. of course I did it nicely, but basically pointed out that teething sucks for parents but kids forget it and it’s just a thing to get thru


see dealing with teething? I would far rather that than dealing with the reality that my 12yo is spending long time in the bathroom and is he mega constipated? or???

and I really don’t know how to deal with looming issue of internet porn. I bought this up on the discord and the consensus was just leave it and try to raise them to not be hosed up, but I don’t necessary think it’s ok to just expose your mind to anything and everything.

yeah I’d rather deal with teething

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
we keep mini-bagels in the freezer for teething

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
once we gave my son ribs for teething

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
In a way, we gave our sons teeth for teething.

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
we got pretty lucky w/r/t teething because ours came out with a decent amount of teeth already and never really fussed about the next ones coming in. I think maybe two of her teeth were bad enough to be noticeable

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

President Beep posted:

In a way, we gave our sons teeth for teething.

Reading along with the "right now your baby is developing X" stuff for the pregnancy, my wife was pretty weirded out when they mentioned fingernails.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
xrays showing both sets of teeth are kinda horrifying

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
so anyone got any advice or ideas for my problems?

I had thought about a raspberry pi in the network that took all the dns requests so i could monitor but idk

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
some friends of mine have their son's google login with search history turned on so they can check in every once in awhile.

seems really gross to me but i don't have a teen so I can't really relate

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

echinopsis posted:

so anyone got any advice or ideas for my problems?

I had thought about a raspberry pi in the network that took all the dns requests so i could monitor but idk

the internet isn’t new, what did your parents do? why are you so concerned about this

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Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

xrays showing both sets of teeth are kinda horrifying

im so glad both my kids had their adult teeth grow in before i knew about this

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