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Redonionking
Mar 13, 2001

I AM A BRILLIANT HAMOLOGIST
Grimey Drawer
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/329...6a-6963403168e2
It rubs the lotion on its skin

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

This piece of dogshit came today and I've been chuckling to myself since I opened it.



The quality is surprisingly good! Almost a shame they weren't able to sell them to idiots for a bill a piece instead of the buck and change I got it for! Probably give it to a chud coworker when I'm done having my fun.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

flashy_mcflash posted:

Not the cheapest but we ordered this summer-weight blanket and it's fantastic, and shipped really quickly. Would definitely recommend if you're looking for something like this.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001135328008.html

I ordered a second one of these in a different pattern and it's so good. Please help me find a 12-step program for my Aliexpress blanket addiction.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Cocaine Bear posted:

This piece of dogshit came today and I've been chuckling to myself since I opened it.



The quality is surprisingly good! Almost a shame they weren't able to sell them to idiots for a bill a piece instead of the buck and change I got it for! Probably give it to a chud coworker when I'm done having my fun.

Make him shove it up his chud rear end hole in front of you if he wants it.

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

laserghost posted:

Looks like a fun soldering project for a weekend... if you are willing to trust some dodgy Chinese CRT mini TV parts



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1782606924.html

That case looks so, so cheap, I can feel how brittle the plastic is through the screen

That price is ridiculous.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

laserghost posted:

Looks like a fun soldering project for a weekend... if you are willing to trust some dodgy Chinese CRT mini TV parts



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1782606924.html

That case looks so, so cheap, I can feel how brittle the plastic is through the screen

ive always wanted to be filled with imploded glass fragments

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

My wife is going to love this.

Dirty Deeds Thunderchief
Dec 12, 2006

I've been looking at stuff like random gachapon/blind box figurines (rilakkuma and san-x and pokemon stuff, but also just those random things you see like the hedgehog glass hangers?) on aliexpress but from what I'm finding they all seem weirdly expensive for what they are? am I looking for the wrong stuff or am I just being overly cheap?

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

freelop posted:

Speaking of fun, look at this little handheld!


It only runs NES games but it does it in style


By popular demand posted:

Just got my Powkiddy Flip (gbaSP looking device)

It is indeed a sweet deal for the price.
Not ergonomic enough that I'd want to have long sessions on it but just the thing for a long bus ride.
Yep that's a Powkiddy v90. You can use it as is but you might want to install this upgraded firmware/OS on the card or another MicroSD card and upgrade the installed emulators. You also gain a bunch of very nice looking skins for the interface so it isn't stuck looking like windows 95.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X81losEGRdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W2Azss-CmE

Assepoester fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Jul 14, 2021

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Def installing firmware but I'm waiting on an quality sd card I ordered locally, can't trust that dodgy no name 16G the device came with.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


SCheeseman posted:

Don't those sunglasses directly derive from an SA smiley? :frogon:

I have a real pair of the 'deal with it' sunnies

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Speaking of retro consoles that look like old Nintendo, does aliexpress sell any other new gadgets that look exactly like old nostalgic thing from 20 years ago? I know they used to sell a mini motorola brick phone that has new 3g antenna.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Well then.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Reharakhti posted:

Someone posted a link to Dark Souls rings a while ago, I got them this week and they're pretty cool!



Made a little base for them,they make very nice display items.

Very cool! What’s the quality of the rings like? I held off on ordering them, i wasn’t sure whether they’d be any good or, say, badly moulded plastic.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I want it! Time to waste some serious time looking for 3D models to print it.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Crazy Achmed posted:

Very cool! What’s the quality of the rings like? I held off on ordering them, i wasn’t sure whether they’d be any good or, say, badly moulded plastic.

I can't speak for the other ones, but the chloranthy ring I've got was worth 2 bucks. Granted I don't actually wear it, it just sits on my bookshelf. But it doesn't seem flimsy or breakable. The lacquer is consistent and seems tough. The stone seems like it is set well.

Also the stamina recovery enables me to spam R1 more frequently.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Did you know aliexpress has knockoff Furbys?



My new friend is home with me and he's even more terrifying than I ever dreamed

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

Dirty Deeds Thunderchief posted:

I've been looking at stuff like random gachapon/blind box figurines (rilakkuma and san-x and pokemon stuff, but also just those random things you see like the hedgehog glass hangers?) on aliexpress but from what I'm finding they all seem weirdly expensive for what they are? am I looking for the wrong stuff or am I just being overly cheap?

Blind boxes tend to be pricey because, weirdly for Aliexpress, most of them don't actually seem to be knockoffs? They're actual brand-name products, although often for brands I've never heard of. The few that I've bought (cool gem bats) were very high quality, good paint jobs and sturdy material. You'll find some knockoffs that are cheaper, but they'll usually be sold as straight toys/figurines, not blind boxes.

The cool Anubis chase figurine that first showed up in my recs months ago haunts me. It's so expensive to buy outright. It's so cool looking. Why was I put on this earth just to suffer.



He's $520 and he knows it. :argh:

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
I don't remember the aliexpress machine translator being that bad, it must hate korean or somehting.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

VictualSquid posted:

I don't remember the aliexpress machine translator being that bad, it must hate korean or somehting.


Aliexpress: The Nicer Dog Defecation Sale

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Rozzbot posted:

I saw a pillow with a print of Nicolas Cage's face on Shreks head for like $3 and free shipping but now I can't find it t again.

I wanna send like ten to my mate

This one?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002568043342.html

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


flashy_mcflash posted:

I ordered a second one of these in a different pattern and it's so good. Please help me find a 12-step program for my Aliexpress blanket addiction.
Peer pressure works: I bought two of these today, one for our bed and one for our son's. The lightest-weight IKEA duvet is still too drat heavy, and our matelasse is mostly just a pretty bedspread. So thanks for recommending them!

Although I'm curious about the bedside rug...

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

Sanford posted:

Looking for suggestions on “props” for the couple of d&d games I run for kids & differently-abled adults. Across both games the players loving love getting their hands on an actual thing (hell, so do the players in my regular game). So far Aliexpress has provided:

- a dragon themed tankard (the Dragon Flagon)
- a thumb ring with eyes all over it
- several bunches of keys
- several mini resin skulls - human, dragon, ram and rhinoceros
- shark teeth
- wax seals & parchment for letters

I need them to be cheap! As an example, the thumb ring was 83p so even with tax still under a pound. I’d be super grateful for any links to little trinkets like this that anyone thinks might work.

I thought this ring was pretty cool
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002515895995.html

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!



That is awesome, thank you

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

uber_stoat posted:

Aliexpress: The Nicer Dog Defecation Sale

Seconded. Is there a third to cry 'Mods'..?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hirayuki posted:

Peer pressure works: I bought two of these today, one for our bed and one for our son's. The lightest-weight IKEA duvet is still too drat heavy, and our matelasse is mostly just a pretty bedspread. So thanks for recommending them!

Although I'm curious about the bedside rug...



Definitely not a rug for your kids room! Some expert cropping on that pic.

We had the same issue with IKEA blankets and others we looked at, but I'm really happy with these blankets. I might even say it's the best thing I've purchased from AX that isn't a wee frog pin.

Reharakhti
Oct 9, 2012

Secretly Sekhmet

Crazy Achmed posted:

Very cool! What’s the quality of the rings like? I held off on ordering them, i wasn’t sure whether they’d be any good or, say, badly moulded plastic.

They feel better than I expected for the price, they are zinc alloy not plastic. There is some offcenter wonkiness and I had to paint over a scratch on the Silvercat ring, but still good enough that I may have ordered 10 more versions :ohdear: .
If you're going to wear them I'd paint over the inside with clear nailpolish and you should be good !

Jemak
Dec 27, 2003

Go to JAIL.
Go directly to JAIL.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect :200bux:

:nws:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...23339%2522%257D:nws:
Honestly he just looks happy to be included

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Jemak posted:

:nws:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...23339%2522%257D:nws:
Honestly he just looks happy to be included

"Adult size" indeed.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Jemak posted:

:nws:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...23339%2522%257D:nws:
Honestly he just looks happy to be included

great AV

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Jemak posted:

:nws:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...23339%2522%257D:nws:
Honestly he just looks happy to be included

Color: Riding Penis

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


related items has some amazing... i dunno, this?



MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

flashy_mcflash posted:

Not the cheapest but we ordered this summer-weight blanket and it's fantastic, and shipped really quickly. Would definitely recommend if you're looking for something like this.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001135328008.html

I know it’s the middle of summer now but I just got this and it really is a nice blanket!

Feels really nice and definitely worth the price.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Mood



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002616017956.html

Ceive
Dec 19, 2006

thank pizza skeltal

Clicked on some of the cool things in this thread. Now I am lumped into the goon seo.

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

Pronounced coom?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

eSporks posted:

Pronounced coom?

wouldn't that require an umlaut?

CÜM

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MarcusSA posted:

I know it’s the middle of summer now but I just got this and it really is a nice blanket!

Feels really nice and definitely worth the price.

Hell yeah, welcome to blanket club, friend!

I'm loving this thing and after a couple washes it gets even softer. And I'm saying this as someone who usually needs a weighty blanket/duvet in even the hottest weather to fall asleep.

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Jemak
Dec 27, 2003

Go to JAIL.
Go directly to JAIL.
Do not pass GO.
Do not collect :200bux:

flashy_mcflash posted:

Hell yeah, welcome to blanket club, friend!

I'm loving this thing and after a couple washes it gets even softer. And I'm saying this as someone who usually needs a weighty blanket/duvet in even the hottest weather to fall asleep.

I actually did unironically order myself a weighted blanket from aliX last winter after seeing how much higher the prices were on Amazon and I was actually very happy with the product.

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