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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Mercury_Storm posted:

"""cash equivalents"""


"""""""commercial paper"""""""



"""""""""thin loving air"""""""""

Since this is digital we call it “vaporware.” Keep up, boomer!:argh:

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Hobologist
May 4, 2007

We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

drk posted:

Full BlockFi Cease and Desist Order is out: https://www.nj.gov/oag/newsreleases21/BlockFi-Cease-and-Desist-Order.pdf

Juicy bit is:

Basically, money goes into black box, and hopefully out comes interest payments.

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions hedge funds. If they're violating pretty much every rule about managing other peoples' money, it seems the cryptocurrency aspect is practically incidental except a way for them to pull in the rubes.

This is actually good for bitcoin because

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Hobologist posted:

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions hedge funds. If they're violating pretty much every rule about managing other peoples' money, it seems the cryptocurrency aspect is practically incidental except a way for them to pull in the rubes.

This is actually good for bitcoin because

The US government requires hedge fund investors to have at least $1,000,000 net worth specifically so they can wash their hands and say "lmao you obviously have the means to do your own homework, get reckt sucker" if they get scammed

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It's worth noting that the standards for accredited investors were set in 1931.

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


novamute posted:

If it isn't interest bearing is it really a digitized bearer bond?

They are basically acting like a bank though.

Interest is not necessarily what makes a debt a debt, you can theoretically have loans and bonds with no interest. Why you would do that or want that is a good question, though. Regardless of how they want to describe it, at the end of the day, USDC and USDT purchasers are essentially giving zero-interest loans to Circle/Tether, but without any of the normal legal protections you'd find in a real-world loan agreement.

And "Is this really a bearer bond?" is an excellent question that competent regulators should've already been asking. USDC and USDT walk like a duck and quack like a duck, and Circle and Tether clearly want you to act like it's a duck, with their PR teams' pledges that anyone* can swap a token for a dollar. But there's also no clear legal structure in place or any traditional debt agreement that governs repayment, and both companies' terms of service are deliberately murky. Circle avoids any use of words like "debt" or "bond" or "loan", but at least they acknowledge that "Sending USDC to another address automatically transfers and assigns [...] the right to redeem USDC for US Dollar funds" (which makes USDC seem a lot like a debt instrument to me!) Tether, on the other hand, flat out states that they have no legal obligation to redeem USDTs.

Either way you answer that question, there are fundamental problems. If they are bearer bonds, in substance if not form, how is this not public issuance and trading of securities in violation of various securities laws? If they aren't effectively bearer bonds, then... what the hell are they, exactly, and why would anyone want to hold them?

drk
Jan 16, 2005
It should be noted that the maximum interest rate paid by BlockFi on Bitcoin and Ethereum is 4% (on the first approximately $10k of either).



Its not even particularly lucrative for their customers. Sadly one of my friends has a bunch of "assets" in one of these accounts, and is completely dismissive of the risks :doh:

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




happyhippy posted:

I remember some stories where the bitcoiner would beg the owner to keep it there and let them use the electricity for free

I'm sure, given bitcoiners, that most if not all of those ATMs were leeching power to mine.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blotto_Otter posted:

Interest is not necessarily what makes a debt a debt, you can theoretically have loans and bonds with no interest. Why you would do that or want that is a good question, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_banking_and_finance

drk
Jan 16, 2005

Blotto_Otter posted:

If they are bearer bonds, in substance if not form, how is this not public issuance and trading of securities in violation of various securities laws? If they aren't effectively bearer bonds, then... what the hell are they, exactly, and why would anyone want to hold them?

Issuers want you to believe they are in some odd superposition of being both non-regulatable securities* and also just as trustworthy as regulated securities or other regulated financial instruments.

As to why anyone would want to hold them? Obviously: crimin'. Some of it is just small time tax evasion, some of it is certainly more serious. Ransomware is an obvious example, since its trivial to launder other cryptocurrencies into stablecoins.

*coiners want regulations of the "catch the guy who rug pulled us and get our money back" kind, not the "you need a name and address to open this account" kind or the "no, this is not a legitimate investment, so cut it out" kind.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
more like buttcoin

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




I'd been curious how Islamic financing would approach crypto, and haven't been able to muster the effort to explore it. The workarounds to not charging interest were interesting, as I recall. Been a while, though, and I'm not feeling a store of :effort: to invest in enlightening myself further right now.

With my admittedly (very) limited grasp on various approaches to Islamic theology, I think I could argue Bitocin was acceptable, but could also argue it was unacceptable, because it's not like a clear and defined (or rational) thing anyway.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Well, the problem is that it seems Islamic banking has rules against gambling and speculation which is 100% what cryptocurrency is about, because there is 0 intrinsic value.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'd been curious how Islamic financing would approach crypto, and haven't been able to muster the effort to explore it. The workarounds to not charging interest were interesting, as I recall. Been a while, though, and I'm not feeling a store of :effort: to invest in enlightening myself further right now.

With my admittedly (very) limited grasp on various approaches to Islamic theology, I think I could argue Bitocin was acceptable, but could also argue it was unacceptable, because it's not like a clear and defined (or rational) thing anyway.

I don't remember the specifics, but years ago early in the first bitcointalk days there was a sizable "Islamic finance via bitcoin" movement on those forums, part misguided lenders, part scammers pretending to be muslims, and part usual astroturfing by corners who wanted any avenue to drive adoption (just like the el salvador pushers)

No idea if it died out completely or not


Edit: the only reason id even heard of Islamic banking was the bitcoin community's failed inroads to the sector

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
I'm thinking about minting this as an NFT. It would be pretty poggers I think. Anyone interested in purchasing it?
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6803451075920776454

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

salt shakeup posted:

I'm thinking about minting this as an NFT. It would be pretty poggers I think. Anyone interested in purchasing it?
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6803451075920776454

Why the gently caress is this the Zeitgeist right now? I've been on the internet since the early 90s and I'm now too old to get it

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Go for it, imo.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Why is 30k the magic number for bitcoin again?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

text editor posted:

I don't remember the specifics, but years ago early in the first bitcointalk days there was a sizable "Islamic finance via bitcoin" movement on those forums, part misguided lenders, part scammers pretending to be muslims, and part usual astroturfing by corners who wanted any avenue to drive adoption (just like the el salvador pushers)

No idea if it died out completely or not


Edit: the only reason id even heard of Islamic banking was the bitcoin community's failed inroads to the sector

Libertarians and the right at large are bad at false flags and astroturfing because they can only pretend to be people they loathe for so long

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Mooseontheloose posted:

Why is 30k the magic number for bitcoin again?

Bitcoin was at 29k at the start of the year. So all the folks who got their stimmies and then bought in paid at least that much. Some paid much (much) more, but they all paid at least that amount. Thus, once it gets below that price, everyone who joined in the rush is losing. Since 30k is a nice, round number, that has become the big marker instead of $29k.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


drk posted:

Issuers want you to believe they are in some odd superposition of being both non-regulatable securities* and also just as trustworthy as regulated securities or other regulated financial instruments.

As to why anyone would want to hold them? Obviously: crimin'. Some of it is just small time tax evasion, some of it is certainly more serious. Ransomware is an obvious example, since its trivial to launder other cryptocurrencies into stablecoins.

It isn't just crime, for a lot of people the stablecoins serve the same function as tokens in a casino.

The entire crypto ecosystem right now is split. There's the crime side which is the only area where actual transactions for what could be considered goods and services happen and then there's the speculative side which is essentially Bitconnect all over again but "distributed" this time.

Biconnect for those that need a refresher or who were smart enough to not subject their brain cells to crypto bullshit at the time was a Ponzi scheme that operated like this: You would buy some bitconnect coins that in themselves didn't gain value but which you could transfer into the bitconnect platform. In that platform you could "invest" your bitconnect coins into various funds. The funds used special algorithms (that nobody was allowed to see) to consistently produce rather impressive returns. You could then sell your bitconnect coins to get actual dollars back, but why would you ever do that when you could keep "investing" them to reliably print money at essentially zero risk?!?


Oh wait turns out that the investment returns were almost entirely funded by new people buying newly issued bitconnect coins and when there weren't enough coming in the whole thing imploded, whoopsie doodle! Well surely that can't happen this time with DeFi stuff, you see USDC is completely different from bitconnect coins and a huge array of shady companies which promise oddly high returns for letting them hold your USDC coins because they know how to make money with them is completely different than a platform of magic algorithm "investments".

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lol
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/mastercard-to-test-usdc-for-payments-as-stablecoin-scrutiny-intensifies-2021-07-20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Lmao

Wasnt MasterCard like the mr pibb of credit cards

I’m amazed they are still around but not surprised they pulled a kodakcoin

Vesi
Jan 12, 2005

pikachu looking at?

starkebn posted:

Why the gently caress is this the Zeitgeist right now? I've been on the internet since the early 90s and I'm now too old to get it

they're the man now dog

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013



quote:

While it might sound like adding an extra step, swapping a cryptocurrency for a stablecoin and then exchanging the stablecoin for dollars can be quicker or simpler than going directly from crypto to fiat. For example, some cryptos cannot be easily traded on an exchange for dollars but can be for USDC. Adding this way station will assist cryptocurrency firms that want to offer Mastercard-branded products to their customers, the company said.
While it might sound like adding an extra step, that's because it is adding an extra step,

quote:

“Today not all crypto companies have the foundational infrastructure to convert cryptocurrency to traditional fiat currency, and we’re making it easier,” said Raj Dhamodharan, Mastercard’s executive vice president of digital asset and blockchain products, in a press release.
but you need an extra step, you see, because the companies who hold your casino chips lack "foundational infrastructure", such as bank accounts

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

See, the best way to reach the unbanked is to get a bank, add a few payment processors, smear a layer of wholly unregulated opaque illegality on it, and BAM you're no longer unbanked.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
be your own unbank

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
*nodding* I see unbank is just like All Rights Reversed.

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
I've never understood what butters are aiming for with "banking the unbanked". If I'm a subsistence farmer in a 2nd/3rd world country, being able to access a bank account isn't going to do poo poo for me because I'm already dirt poor and don't have any money to keep in a bank account anyways.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
So I guess the difference between USDC and USDT is that tether once claimed that USDT was backed by actual dollars, while USDC is from the beginning almost exclusively backed by... itself and collateralized debt obligations from the 2008 crash and everyone is somehow cool with this again

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Beached Whale posted:

I've never understood what butters are aiming for with "banking the unbanked". If I'm a subsistence farmer in a 2nd/3rd world country, being able to access a bank account isn't going to do poo poo for me because I'm already dirt poor and don't have any money to keep in a bank account anyways.

'The unbanked' they talk about are usually people who A: are insane moonbats who don't trust banks unless they're behind a dozen layers of scam and buzzwords, or 2: people who the banks don't trust because they are untrustworthy and are constantly scamming and spouting buzzwords

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Beached Whale posted:

I've never understood what butters are aiming for with "banking the unbanked". If I'm a subsistence farmer in a 2nd/3rd world country, being able to access a bank account isn't going to do poo poo for me because I'm already dirt poor and don't have any money to keep in a bank account anyways.
I mean you can't entirely discount the novelty of putting 5 cents in the bank when your entire budget for a month is $20, that's still important savings to do.

But if you're way into suckling the teat of capitalism and demand the whole world do so then a system of savings and money transfer is a means to the end of accessing the entire modern financial system which has a number of financial leveling opportunities (and/or ways to be further oppressed) through modern financing, insurance, and securities markets (like getting access to futures markets for commodities they already produce and get raked over seasonally for or for incorporating business as something that can be exchanged). The disconnects here are the developing world often has decent access to SMS network banks and microlending without needing a Bitcoin intermediary, and the protectionist tinpot regimes dedicated to keeping their people from being fully enveloped in the global specter of capitalism have systemic protection in place from really benefitting from modern financial products so at best you're going to get some simple forex markets partly opened.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
I did it, I managed to spend my bitcoins!! I found a store offering filament for 3d printing, I couldn't believe it. Everything except 2.37 2.38€ is gone. And if the filament is poo poo I at least have something real I can sell to someone. All without getting my identity stolen :smug:

If you also live in Germany and want to get rid of bitcoins, here's a map of companies accepting them:



No, it won't show more markers if you zoom in.

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Currency of the future!

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
suh won't you please accept my collateralized debtcoins, my previous investment in ron paul dollars didn't work out

stinch
Nov 21, 2013

Beached Whale posted:

I've never understood what butters are aiming for with "banking the unbanked". If I'm a subsistence farmer in a 2nd/3rd world country, being able to access a bank account isn't going to do poo poo for me because I'm already dirt poor and don't have any money to keep in a bank account anyways.

it's just an attempt to promote bitcoin by claiming it will solve problems (real or perceived) with the existing banking system.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

stinch posted:

it's just an attempt to promote bitcoin by claiming it will solve problems (real or perceived) with the existing banking system.
You can figure out how much thought they really put into this by asking them what happens when they are banked. It'll just be a blank stare, or maybe suggestions of Bitcoin Beach like that's related.

You know you have a winner when they suggest buying into the varied and illegal financial products available only through crypto.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

RabbitWizard posted:

I did it, I managed to spend my bitcoins!! I found a store offering filament for 3d printing, I couldn't believe it. Everything except 2.37 2.38€ is gone. And if the filament is poo poo I at least have something real I can sell to someone. All without getting my identity stolen :smug:

If you also live in Germany and want to get rid of bitcoins, here's a map of companies accepting them:



No, it won't show more markers if you zoom in.

Frankfurt because finance, Dresden and Leipzig because hipster, but Mannheim? Because of its proximity to Frankfurt?

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

busalover posted:

Frankfurt because finance, Dresden and Leipzig because hipster, but Mannheim? Because of its proximity to Frankfurt?

That's a Natural Food Store, so also Hipster? And to be fair, I found out about the other store from a list containing over 100 entries! Written in 2018.

waydownLo
Oct 1, 2016

Blotto_Otter posted:

Interest is not necessarily what makes a debt a debt, you can theoretically have loans and bonds with no interest. Why you would do that or want that is a good question, though.

Because usury is sinful. وَمَا آتَيْتُم مِّن رِّبًا لِّيَرْبُوَ فِي أَمْوَالِ النَّاسِ فَلَا يَرْبُو عِندَ اللَّهِ وَمَا آتَيْتُم مِّن زَكَاةٍ تُرِيدُونَ وَجْهَ اللَّهِ فَأُوْلَئِكَ هُمُ الْمُضْعِفُونَ

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waydownLo
Oct 1, 2016

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'd been curious how Islamic financing would approach crypto, and haven't been able to muster the effort to explore it. The workarounds to not charging interest were interesting, as I recall. Been a while, though, and I'm not feeling a store of :effort: to invest in enlightening myself further right now.

With my admittedly (very) limited grasp on various approaches to Islamic theology, I think I could argue Bitocin was acceptable, but could also argue it was unacceptable, because it's not like a clear and defined (or rational) thing anyway.

The funny thing is that it appears the Islamic world solved the problems crypto tried to address centuries ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawala

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