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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Weightlifting, the sport of moving heavy things from the floor to over your head. A sport of strength, but also mobility and balance. The best way to flex your broceps at the Olympics.

So, how much do they bench?

It's not like that. The sport is this: weightlifters go up to a plate-loaded barbell on a 4m x 4m platform to lift it. There are two competition lifts: the snatch, moving the weight from floor to overhead in a single motion, and the clean and jerk, where you are allowed to rest the bar on your shoulders before you go overhead. Each athlete gets three attempts for each lift, and the barbell weight can only go up. The combined total from two successful lifts is the way olympic medals are assigned.

Sounds boring? Well, it's not. Since you see what your immediate rival is attempting, you and your coaching staff can strategize around the weights, for instance by going up and forcing your opponent to repeat his failed lift with a meager 120 seconds of rest - lending an additional drama level to the weightlifting metagame. And there's loads of drama, as the lifts are also judged on legality - it won't do to just get the weight overhead, you also have to control it, and this includes not pressing it out to finish the lift. Expect lots of controversy here.

...so, what you're saying is I could outbench those guys?

Probably not. These people are incredibly fit - especially in the lower divisions - and unbelievably strong; many of them could smoke three-four plates their literal first time benching.

There are multiple weight categories, which I will briefly describe. There are also things called sessions A and B - athletes with a lower stated total lift in the B session so it doesn't take so long. Usually, the A session is where the fireworks happen but occasionally a strong athlete will lift in the B session to just go out and lift their best instead of engaging in the tactical mindgames, and sneak into a medal position.

What else?

Well, this year, due to the rampant PED usage in the sport, the IOC only allowed a certain amount of spots for each country, 4 per gender; countries which were caught doing state doping get fewer spots. Consequently, a lot of top competitors didn't actually make it into the olympics even though they weren't caught doping. RIP Loredana Toma and Tian Tao. Also, North Korea didn't send their athletes citing covid concerns, which is a shame cos their athletes were juicy. On the other hand, this opens some categories to upsets!

Categories and competitors

In general, if you see a Chinese athlete in a category, that's a bona-fide favorite for the gold. Lower categories are ruled by Asian nations, and higher categories by ex-Soviet nations. In between, be on a lookout for some awesome South American lifters.

Categories in order of appearance:

Women's -49kg, 24 Jul




This will be a battle between Hou Zhihui, CHI and Saikhom Mirabai Chanu, IND. Hou is a snatch and total world record holder, while Mirabai is a clean and jerk specialist with a 119kg lift to her name. Yes, that's a 49kg woman lifting 119kg.

Men's -61kg, 25 Jul

Li Fabin with his typical lifting technique

Much like W49, this is a battle between Li Fabin, CHI and Eko Yuli Irawan, INA. Expect a close battle here!

Men's -67kg, 25 Jul


This category gutted by no-shows and steroid pops, we've got Chen Lijun, CHI and Luis Javier Mosquera Lozano, COL as the two favorites.

Women's -55kg, 26 Jul


Liao Qiuyun, CHI is a strong medal favorite here.

Women's -59kg, 27 Jul


This category is ruled by the one and only technique marvel Kuo Hsing-Chun, from Taiwan. I mean Chinese Taipei. With Deng Wei out due to injury, she is the undisputed queen of weightlifting at the 2020 Olympics. When I grow up, I wanna be just like her. We were deprived of an amazing battle by no-shows here; as it stands, here's a game to make this category more interesting - try to guess which medal Kuo's total would win in the heavier categories, and whether she will total 250kg.

Women's -64kg, 27 Jul


Due to no-show from Deng Wei, it might even be gold. That being said, one shouldn't underestimate Maude Charron, CAN, Mercedes Isabel Prez Tigreros, COL or even Sarah Davies, GBR. A very competitive category, and guaranteed underdog win.

Men's -73kg, 28 Jul


This category is simple. First, there will be an awesome, close knit battle between the likes of Bozhidar Andreev, BUL and Clarence Cummings, USA. Then, after they're done Shi "Chad Thundercock" Zhiyong, CHI pictured above will walk out, curse on the stage while he's lifting his opener and win a snatch gold. The same will happen in the clean and jerk. It is hard to overstate just how ridiculously good Shi Zhiyong is, so have two videos of him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPkZscgJhw and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWhlVk2joJU. If not for a very special yet-to-appear Georgian, this would definitely be a men's side highlight...

Men's -81kg, 31 Jul


This one promises to be a cracker. You got the soon-to-be 37 year old Lu Xiaojun, CHI, the man, the myth, the legend, looking for one last gold medal, the champion that he is. But it won't be easy: Antonino Pizzolato, ITA and Brayan Rodallegas, COL will be looking for any gap in the armor of the aging champ. And there are some to be had: Lu is known for being a squat jerker, meaning he squats down to receive the bar overhead instead of splitting his legs. This requires immense strength and precision to pull off, and consequently, any misses by Lu will heat the category up.

Men's -96kg, 31 Jul


Another cracker, this one will have "Meso" Fares Ibrahim Saed Hassouna El-Bakh, QAT lifting against Anton Pliesnoi, GEO. In the absence of barrel-man Tian Tao, my money's on Meso.

Women's -76kg, 1 Aug


With all the no-shows, this one promises to be very open, with no super-clear favorites. Check Katherine Nye, USA and Neisi Patricia Barrera Dajomes, ECU in particular.

Women's -87kg, 2 Aug


Another category where the CHI, Wang Zhouyu lifter is looking set on gold medal course. But the likes of Lydia Valentin, SPA and Mattie Rogers, USA will be looking to make their impact too.

Women's 87+kg, 2 Aug


The female heavyweight winner is all but certain to be Li Wenwen, CHI; she is likely to outlift her competitors by 30-50 kg. That's a woman that clean and jerks 187kg like it's nothing. That said, the silver medal promises to be interesting, with Sarah Robles, USA competing against Laurel Hubbard, NZL, who is likely to become the first transgender olympic medalist.

Men's -109kg, 3 Aug


Deprived of Ilya Ilyin, this category is looking good for Simon Martirosyan, ARM. But Ilya wins it in my heart.

Men's 109+kg, 4 Aug


And finally, the grand finale. And this time, it really will be grand. Lasha Talakhadze, GEO is the gold medal winner, this is not in question. What is in question is this: will this svelte 170kg 2m tall behemoth of a man be the first man to total 500kg, a nice half ton? We will find out soon!

dex_sda fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jul 23, 2021

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Lots of controversy around the trans woman from NZ competing in a sport where women have never shown evidence of ever having testosterone levels outside of a standard deviation of the average cis woman...

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Let's go Lu let's go Lasha

Ain't nothing to it but to do it

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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For real though weightlifting rules and in all honesty I'm cheering for the same thing this year as I do every year, which is that nobody cripples themself live on international tv

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


I'm really sad for Loredana Toma, it's unfair that in this sport where everyone in the A group is on dope she doesn't get to go because romania gets caught too often. Oh well

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Weightlifting owns. It was easily my favorite watch of the last summer games and I hope this guy is back because he was awesome
https://i.imgur.com/tOQSDxT.mp4

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
It's really wild when you consider that the women's super-heavyweight category is weak as poo poo overall anyway. Women's weightlifting is not a popular sport to invest in anyway, and fat women least of all. So you only have China, Russia, and North-Korea who have credible competitors. North-Korea is out all together, Russia might've been able to send someone under a neutral flag despite being banned for systemic doping violations, but Kashirina got a personal suspension for doping violations again, so she's out too. The only real question is how embarrassingly huge the Chinese competitor's lead over second place is going to be.

In a sport where it's not a question if anyone will get caught doping, but how many disqualifications we'll see this time. But sure, the trans women in the least competitive category, totaling some 50 kgs below the world record, which would barely get you in the A group in the lightest men's category, is somehow spoiling the competition. Unlike the entire women's 2012 -75kg podium getting disqualified after retesting positive for instance.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
the womens 49kg is meant to have started and i cant find it anywhere

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Lid posted:

the womens 49kg is meant to have started and i cant find it anywhere

I can't either and I have access to like 8 channels showing various events. It's only the B group so maybe they're not televising it?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
CBC's got it :cool:

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


So does eurosport

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Mine just started too.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

BlindSite posted:

I can't either and I have access to like 8 channels showing various events. It's only the B group so maybe they're not televising it?

I'm using the NBC app on a fire stick

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Coasterphreak posted:

I'm using the NBC app on a fire stick

7 network here in Aus has a bunch for free. Just need an email and a postcode to sign up if you have a VPN. 7plus.com.au

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


What a fight on that squat jerk wow

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

dex_sda posted:

What a fight on that squat jerk wow

Gutsy effort. You love to see it.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



BlindSite posted:

I can't either and I have access to like 8 channels showing various events. It's only the B group so maybe they're not televising it?

If you're in the US NBCOlympics.com streams all the OBS feeds of every event.

https://www.nbcolympics.com/full-schedule

I've been told the NBCSports app has every event as well.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


BlindSite posted:

Gutsy effort. You love to see it.

Yes, also good to see at least this session the judges weren't insanely strict on the pressout, that could get two reds on some competitions despite clearly being a good lift. Great session, lots of different techniques on display. We're in for a treat

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran
There seems to be no audio on Women's 49kg Group B - this isn't just me, is it?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Kestral posted:

There seems to be no audio on Women's 49kg Group B - this isn't just me, is it?

I just had the lifters and live audio - no commentary too. I assume they'll have the full for the medals later.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

My feed is telling me the finals won't start for another 20 mins?

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran
Edit: Nevermind, got it! Let's go, women's weightlifting!

Kestral fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Jul 24, 2021

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

who's the favourite in this one?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Yeah nina, good comeback!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

WE HAVE CONTROVERSEY

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



That was bullshit

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
What was that bullshit?

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran
Bullshit confirmed.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Gonna take something special for the american lady to win rom here. Insane opening from the Chinese lady. Didn't look in doubt for a second.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
The Chinese lady basically power snatched she's insane

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

The Chinese lady basically power snatched she's insane

Absolutely crazy.

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran
Taiwan number one (-oh-one), let's go Fang Wan-ling

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

This nina chick seems just a little under done for this meet. Probably slay out for years to come. Good experience for her anyway.

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran
Yeah, feeling bad for Nina, poor kid. Also: she started as a gymnast :wtc:

Looking forward to seeing her back on the big stage in 2024, keep it up Nina.

Edit: Windy Aisah goddamn

Kestral fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Jul 24, 2021

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

drat lets go Indonesia

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
American girl is choking

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Feel bad for Jourdan ;,[

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

gently caress yeah, indonesian lady. Thats awesome.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

The indian lady smashing all the records to snatch the gold would be amazing.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



BlindSite posted:

The indian lady smashing all the records to snatch the gold would be amazing.

She can't her snatch weight was too low (and wow, what a sentence)

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