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Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

goatsestretchgoals posted:

https://theintercept.com/2021/07/21/election-fraud-trump-preposterous/ is amazing.

He said he was going to delete this thread in the next few days (I may have been fooled here) but archive.org got it:

https://web.archive.org/web/20210723044913/https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1415831240146628608





E: I am dumb and should probably post the actual tweet thread too:

https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1415831240146628608


That is so loving great. I love it when somebody finds the rare topic which you can not convince people you're lying about no matter how far you take it. It's like probing the insanity center of the whole culture, and the way he repeats himself like the old "throwing car batteries in the ocean" jokes makes it perfect. Thread of the decade.

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TorpedoFish
Feb 19, 2006

Tingly.

goatsestretchgoals posted:

https://theintercept.com/2021/07/21/election-fraud-trump-preposterous/ is amazing.

He said he was going to delete this thread in the next few days (I may have been fooled here) but archive.org got it:

https://web.archive.org/web/20210723044913/https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1415831240146628608





E: I am dumb and should probably post the actual tweet thread too:

https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1415831240146628608
This is absolutely amazing and deeply enhanced by the fact that in my career field MSM is men who have sex with men, not mainstream media.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/WiseExecutor/status/1418473942767964163

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/buzzfeednews/status/1418565663036166144?s=21

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



This is just that "sharks are smooth actually" joke, but directed at dumber people, isn't it?

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust


headlines designed to make Alex Berenson mad

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

poly and open-minded posted:

headlines designed to make Alex Berenson mad

but it is "the chronic" not the "deadly lung inflammation reducer"

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1417535593056071683

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

That seems pretty out of character for Doctor Who in any of their incarnations.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

TorpedoFish posted:

This is absolutely amazing and deeply enhanced by the fact that in my career field MSM is men who have sex with men, not mainstream media.

Yeah! And what's interesting about that is it's an attempt to be neutral and avoid labels because, especially in areas where homosexuality is severely stigmatized, there are men who will not identify as homosexual, but are still practicing the MSM behavior. No idea if it's used on dating apps or whatever, but from back in the days of the classified section, it referred to men seeking men.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Mauser posted:

Yeah! And what's interesting about that is it's an attempt to be neutral and avoid labels because, especially in areas where homosexuality is severely stigmatized, there are men who will not identify as homosexual, but are still practicing the MSM behavior. No idea if it's used on dating apps or whatever, but from back in the days of the classified section, it referred to men seeking men.

Ice-T could stand to learn about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Ror posted:

Ice-T could stand to learn about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

The truly best part of that episode is what IceT says right before this, but I've never seen on Youtube:


"This ain't no POKER GAME. Y'all are having sex with each other!"

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Yestermoment posted:

The truly best part of that episode is what IceT says right before this, but I've never seen on Youtube:


"This ain't no POKER GAME. Y'all are having sex with each other!"

So it's a pokim game?

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/mrgeorgewallace/status/1418767349763739658?s=21

Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008





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ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
what if i'm bees ascendant bees

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

ELTON JOHN posted:

what if i'm bees ascendant bees

you enjoy drinking clean cold fresh water

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1418896249340760072

https://twitter.com/ecto_fun/status/1418348350903095299

https://twitter.com/baddanadanabad/status/1418419654784000003

https://twitter.com/CytokineSignal/status/1417978371980500995

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/porksweats1/status/1418672593482223618?s=21

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Don't miss the replies.

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1418790363163205635

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/weirdspotify/status/1418999924209987584

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
https://twitter.com/Baileymoon15/status/1418654042746540032?s=19

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

The rare post/avatar combo.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/mcjesse/status/1418811667740336129?s=21

Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 14:32 on Jul 25, 2021

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/IAmGryphoneer/status/1418923215884259337

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/takethetwoo/status/1419080139086782466

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

C'mon, don't do that.

https://twitter.com/McJesse/status/1418811667740336129?s=19

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/thewerestripper/status/1418614490908725256?s=21

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


TBF my family's printer paper went to me and my brother printing rad DBZ screenshots. If I knew how expensive printer ink was I'd have kicked my own rear end.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
I used to print out pages of cat jokes and then quietly read them to myself and giggle on long car rides.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wow, must have been nice to have a printer. I had to copy everything by hand. Graph paper was the poo poo for dungeon maps.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

dot matrix printer made too much noise

my 12 year old rear end completed before the BBS boobs were fully loaded

e: i remember looking at those other people with their 9600 or 14.4 modems and being like "drat, they are probably seeing boobs already"

2400 mafia

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/RtEnPassant/status/1412078824985071633

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

BallerBallerDillz posted:

C'mon, don't do that.



Fixed!

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I printed the entire script for Monty Python and the Holy Grail on a dot matrix printer and kept it for years all as one big accordion ribbon

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

goatsestretchgoals posted:

dot matrix printer made too much noise

I think this is being forgotten by history. I sometimes see depictions of old phone modem sounds but not the dot matrix printer noise. They were incredibly loud. I think if you tell someone too young to remember them that printers used to be very loud, they will still imagine something much, much quieter than the absolutely cacophony of a dot matrix printer. Fortunately they were also extremely slow and had a lot of paper jams.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

CommonShore posted:

I printed the entire script for Monty Python and the Holy Grail on a dot matrix printer and kept it for years all as one big accordion ribbon

Me and my brother used to just take those folds of paper and draw long tapestries of stick men fighting a war

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Yoshi Wins posted:

I think this is being forgotten by history. I sometimes see depictions of old phone modem sounds but not the dot matrix printer noise. They were incredibly loud. I think if you tell someone too young to remember them that printers used to be very loud, they will still imagine something much, much quieter than the absolutely cacophony of a dot matrix printer. Fortunately they were also extremely slow and had a lot of paper jams.

My mom is an author and when she had a manuscript deadline day it was a full day multiperson operation to print it, babysitting the printer, feeding and then separating accordion paper etc. And yeah they sounded like a concrete cutter running for 12 hours straight.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





I miss her

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