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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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"Who is Monica?"
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Apr 27, 2024 03:18
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- nut
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i will die before i tell u mr. gnome
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Jul 26, 2021 00:22
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by Fluffdaddy
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sorry i dont gnome her
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Jul 26, 2021 01:29
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you agreed to this situation you little bastard and now you're gonna pull a gun on me?
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Jul 26, 2021 03:00
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Jul 26, 2021 03:05
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- bad guy
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i hope he shoots you in the kneecaps before he shoots you in the head, for this post
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Jul 26, 2021 15:54
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- bad guy
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it's probably a lot easier for him to shoot you in the kneecaps, because, well, you know.
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Jul 26, 2021 15:55
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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so no one told you life was gonna be this way
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Jul 26, 2021 16:08
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drat must be one of the gnomes from Ross' museum that escaped and is looking for revenge
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Jul 26, 2021 16:11
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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so no one told you life was gonna be this way
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Jul 26, 2021 16:19
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I can tell you're having a real hard time right now, but a gnome sized gun isn't going to solve your problems. You wanna smoke some weed and talk about it, friend?
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Jul 26, 2021 16:20
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Mr. Gnome loving rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKkhcHf_i3A
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Jul 26, 2021 17:05
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That gnome is going to break his arm holding a rifle like that. Should probably stick to magic acorns or hoopacs or whatever.
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Jul 26, 2021 17:26
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- Uria aalge
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Chi-la-la-la-lax
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I swear I thought she was a garden gnome! I SWEAR! ImPlease don’t shoot!
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
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"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
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Jul 26, 2021 17:43
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What's that thing shoot, maybe a 0.5mm bullet?
Go ahead, Mr. Gnome. Do your worst. You'll never learn anything about Monica with tiny threats.
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Jul 26, 2021 19:07
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Don't you get it gnome?
You are Monica! You always were!
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Jul 26, 2021 19:10
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Don't you get it gnome?
You are Monica! You always were!
i'm not crying im not crying im not crying
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Jul 26, 2021 19:18
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Jul 26, 2021 20:58
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- google THIS
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Jul 27, 2021 01:31
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Jul 27, 2021 01:39
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Jul 27, 2021 01:48
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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no no no, you misunderstand. i said i found an ad on craigslist for a cheap harmonica
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Jul 29, 2021 05:08
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no no no, you misunderstand. i said i found an ad on craigslist for a cheap harmonica
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Jul 29, 2021 05:42
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Jul 29, 2021 06:12
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If a gnome stands their ground is that the entire lawn, or just the area immediately around them? Sorry, I'm not well versed in Garden Law.
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Jul 29, 2021 06:14
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I know I shouldn't be surprised to see that David has ended up like this. The last time I talked to him he showed me his new Glock and went on a long rambling rant about trolls. We'd already been drifting apart due to his increasingly fringe beliefs, but after that, I knew any chance at a friendship was over. Still, seeing him like this, as part of the militia group The Minute
Men is a real shock. This joke only works if you read minute with a long "u" sound as in extremely small.
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Jul 29, 2021 06:27
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No seriously I get it you're tired of people treading on you, but come on
you're so short
no no I'm not saying that's a bad thing, just that you need to be realistic in your expectations of others, you know?
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Jul 29, 2021 07:10
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keep making posts like this, i'm putting them in a big scary looking old book and when i'm done i will be able to destroy the world
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Jul 29, 2021 13:23
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actually that's not a gun, it's a rifle, op
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Jul 29, 2021 13:24
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- cruft
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not much, gnome, what's up with you?
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Jul 29, 2021 14:36
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Gnome, AK
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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one time a city slicker was driving in the country, and came across a little dive bar tucked in the holler.
"what the hell," he figured, and decided to stop in for a beer.
as he's drinking his beer, a spindly old mountain coot in bib overalls, a long white beard, and a trilby with at least two bullet holes in it sidels up next to him and offers him a jar full of clear liquid. "go ahead and take yerself a swig!" the city slicker politely declines, as the fumes coming off the jar were harsh enough to strip paint.
the old coot wasn't having it. "c'mon, take a drink!" the city slicker wasn't having none of it either. they go back and forth like this for a few times when the coot whips out a pistol and points it in the slicker's face
"goddamnit, i said take a drink."
"...you know what, i am a bit parched," said the slicker and took a drink with a somewhat unsteady hand. the next five minutes were spent by the slicker coughing and retching over the first, worst, and ultimately last sip of moonshine he ever had in his life. when he finally regains his composure, he looked at the coot and said "that was the nastiest cat piss I've ever tasted!"
the old man beamed and said "i know, right? here, now you hold the gun on me and make me drink it!"
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