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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Man, I'd forgotten how many incredible characters this show had.

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

not only on the show but also in the thread!

CODChimera posted:

remember that one poster that didn't think Olmos was a ghost

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Oh, I don't think I'll ever forget that goon.

Even after the reveal they were still arguing with everyone over it.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Is that the same guy who would always post about how every episode was the best one yet and get mad that everyone else was making fun of how bad it was

JaddaCaddra
Oct 3, 2013

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Edit: also, there is ZERO indication that this season will be worth a drat. Go back and watch the trailers for the last 4 seasons. They were great!

And then the show actually happened and they were varying levels of garbage.

This was pretty much my thought after finishing the trailer. I mean yeah it looks cool but dollars to donuts at least half of these exciting, adrenaline filled scenes will have been taken entirely out of context. This show isn't the only one that's ever done that but it practically made it an art. Remember a last season one where the trailer made it seem like Dexter was coming across his son's bloody body, and the trailer fully played that up... and then it turned out he was just covered in Popsicle juice and was laying on the floor because he was sick from eating too many. Seeing this trailer has me more excited for how great the thread will be, because my guess is they're gonna be waaay out of their element and we're gonna get some good laughs.

Put it to you this way, trailers for two serial killer shows I plan to watch came out yesterday, this and Chucky. I'm more genuinely excited about Chucky. By no means am I saying it will be high quality writing, it won't, but to me it looks like they're sticking to what they know and that it will be entertaining in the right way.

Also I'm now 90% convinced Dexter has quit killing since the series ended and we'll get like, 2-3 episodes of him struggling with the urge to kill some irredeemable rear end in a top hat of a character. Or he'll off someone by the end of the first episode and it'll be a very cheesy reference to the old one. Either way I feel like they're going full soft reboot which makes me think they're trying to jump start another run rather than give an actual decent ending.

Or option C (and this is a call back to the good old days right here),

asciidic posted:

It'd be great if they did this with never bringing up his past and Dexter not killing anymore, but kept making the previews to look like he might kill someone next episode, until the finale when you know he's going to kill the Big Bad (Paul Bunyan) but instead he just insults the guy with a sick burn and high-fives someone.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I wonder what Scott Buck is up to these days



lol

His writing credits end abruptly on those same 3 shows too.

If you're wondering how many chances you get in Hollywood, it's apparently 3.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

One trailer did show the...I'm just realizing I dont think I've ever had to write...saran?? wrapped guy on the couch in the reflection. But maybe you're right and he wont be killing full time. I mean it looks like a pretty dull town where missing peoples wouldn't go unnoticed like in flawda

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

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PostNouveau posted:

This better have Ghost Deb!

Wait, Deb died?

lmao I don't remember any of this stupid nonsense. i just remember the incest.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Deb got shot, got better, and then had a fatal stroke.

Then Dexter sacrificed her dead body to a hurricane, faked his own death and hosed off to be a lumberjack while abandoning his son into the care of a fellow murderer.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

When I described that season finale to my brother before he watched it he straight up thought I was messing with him.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Regy Rusty posted:

Deb got shot, got better, and then had a fatal stroke.

Then Dexter sacrificed her dead body to a hurricane, faked his own death and hosed off to be a lumberjack while abandoning his son into the care of a fellow murderer.

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1419826479047843844?s=20

Edit - stupid twitter cropping. The quote is "And he went there to lumberjack - working with lumber - but he's constantly surrounded by the sounds of chainsaws, which is very meaningful to Dexter because that's how his mother was killed"

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Regy Rusty posted:

Deb got shot, got better, and then had a fatal stroke.

Then Dexter sacrificed her dead body to a hurricane, faked his own death and hosed off to be a lumberjack while abandoning his son into the care of a fellow murderer.

The hurricane was named Laura , or Dexter's mother's name too :goofy:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


ram dass in hell posted:

The hurricane was named Laura , or Dexter's mother's name too :goofy:

Wow, I wonder if there's some kind of meaning to that.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

PostNouveau posted:

I wonder what Scott Buck is up to these days



lol

His writing credits end abruptly on those same 3 shows too.

If you're wondering how many chances you get in Hollywood, it's apparently 3.

Wow, three of the most terribly written shows of the last, uh, ever and he was responsible for all of them.


Regy Rusty posted:

Is that the same guy who would always post about how every episode was the best one yet and get mad that everyone else was making fun of how bad it was

I think it might have been. There were a couple people who still held onto a "it could still turn out good. It's all setting up for something big" week after week.

When it reality:

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006

Regy Rusty posted:

Deb got shot, got better, and then had a fatal stroke.

Then Dexter sacrificed her dead body to a hurricane, faked his own death and hosed off to be a lumberjack while abandoning his son into the care of a fellow murderer.

That’s Mrs Waterford you’re talking about. Watch your tongue before you end up on the wall

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Wow, three of the most terribly written shows of the last, uh, ever and he was responsible for all of them.

I remember being mad when it was announced Scott Buck was doing Iron Fist. Not because I gave two fucks about Iron Fist, but because someone was giving Scott Buck work.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



WampaLord posted:

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1419826479047843844?s=20

Edit - stupid twitter cropping. The quote is "And he went there to lumberjack - working with lumber - but he's constantly surrounded by the sounds of chainsaws, which is very meaningful to Dexter because that's how his mother was killed"

I'm sorry I ever doubted you Showtime and Dexter. I am now very :stoked: for the thread and this bad show.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

PostNouveau posted:

I remember being mad when it was announced Scott Buck was doing Iron Fist. Not because I gave two fucks about Iron Fist, but because someone was giving Scott Buck work.

Iron Fist was just astonishing for how bad it was. Just every single thing in it except Carrie-Anne Moss. But even her performance didn't make it worth watching.

It was worse than just bad - it was stupid, too.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

ram dass in hell posted:

The hurricane was named Laura , or Dexter's mother's name too :goofy:

Lol I genuinely forgot that detail

So ~deep~

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Pillowpants posted:

That’s Mrs Waterford you’re talking about. Watch your tongue before you end up on the wall

I think we'd all prefer to remember her as Miranda Lawson.

:allears:

Edit: "Shih-pahd..."

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Remember when Dexter killed Oliver while in police custody WHILE BEING RECORDED and then they review the footage with Dexter and go wow buddy that was close good thing you stabbed him in the neck with a PEN nothing to be concerned about there and they let Dexter go.

Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Jul 27, 2021

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Remember when Dexter killed Oliver while in police custody WHILE BEING RECORDED and then they review the footage with Dexter and go wow buddy that was close good thing you stabbed him in the neck with a porn nothing to be concerned about there and they let Dexter go.

A... what? I consider myself to be pretty knowledgeable about this goddamn show (ugh, whyyyyyyy :negative:), but if that isn't a typo, I have no idea what you mean.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


It was a pen lmao

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Just me and the boys watching me kill someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-JQlwPyM-s

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Climatic bad guy deaths are almost always dumb (why the gently caress did darth maul just let obi wan jump up and then cut him in half?) but I really hate the pen stab, the whole thing. Almost more than anything else about that episode/season

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

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Megillah Gorilla posted:

Iron Fist was just astonishing for how bad it was. Just every single thing in it except Carrie-Anne Moss. But even her performance didn't make it worth watching.

It was worse than just bad - it was stupid, too.

Iron Fist made me think "this would have worked if, and only if, they had cast Chris Pratt"

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Regy Rusty posted:

Deb got shot, got better, and then had a fatal stroke.

Then Dexter sacrificed her dead body to a hurricane, faked his own death and hosed off to be a lumberjack while abandoning his son into the care of a fellow murderer.

Lol I forgot about that part.

nerox
May 20, 2001

Nichael posted:

Wow, I wonder if there's some kind of meaning to that.

No. If there was meaning to it, someone would've circled the name in black sharpie.

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

hurricane chicky hines

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Just me and the boys watching me kill someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-JQlwPyM-s

Holy poo poo

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

"Dextuh...."

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


And to be fair that almost half works if you go with the premise that Quinn 100% knows Dexter is a serial killer and is cool with it after years of nothing happening.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The season will 100% be dogshit but will also be 100% redeemed if ghost Doakes shows up

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

And to be fair that almost half works if you go with the premise that Quinn 100% knows Dexter is a serial killer and is cool with it after years of nothing happening.

This makes the show SO much better, but you know it's not actually the case, so gently caress it.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Remember when Dexter killed Oliver while in police custody WHILE BEING RECORDED and then they review the footage with Dexter and go wow buddy that was close good thing you stabbed him in the neck with a PEN nothing to be concerned about there and they let Dexter go.

I mean, Dexter is a cop ...

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Just me and the boys watching me kill someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-JQlwPyM-s

maybe they arrested him right after that?

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Seems implausible to me that a cop would let their colleague get away with killing someone

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Really immersion-breaking that the police department doesn't revere and support Dexter.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Simone Magus posted:

Iron Fist made me think "this would have worked if, and only if, they had cast Chris Pratt"

It's always gonna be baffling to me that Hollywood saw Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer, decided they needed him in their movies, but had him transform into generic Hollywood douchebag first.

loving imagine if StarLord was literally just Andy bumbling his way around the Galaxy.

Andy Dwyer pulling out karate moves to intimidate velociraptors.

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XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Seems implausible to me that a cop would let their colleague get away with killing someone

Especially from an upstanding Miami Metro police officer like detective Joseph Quinn.

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