Martman posted:

Runcible Cat posted:

Even without the dog who wants to leave vag sweat/ball sweat all over the furniture? Yeuch. I like getting my kecks off as soon as I get home too but knickers stay on.

Barudak posted:

Two nudists were vacationing at a villa together, sitting on the patio. "Have you read Marx?" said the first. "Yes", said the second, "I think its these drat wicker chairs"

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I like your little potato.

And it's as if people have never heard of doilies.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Some guys think a woman being naked means she'll gently caress whatever is in the vicinity, whether it be dog or wall sconce.

kaschei posted:

Why would your balls sweat when they’re being air cooled 24/7? Is this a problem for Massive Ball-Havers and I’ll just never understand?

Barudak posted:

They were called antimacassars and they were for hair oil, not hair oil.

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for cleaning out the fridge without telling my husband?

Dude, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?????????

Car Hater posted:

think of the wrinkles of the scrotum like fins on a radiator, sweat runs along the channels and helps get rid of all the excess chi that the balls generate

Barudak posted:

<emt solemnly records in the penis at time of death box "A KFC qualify wing at best">

quote:

Gone for a month and let a friend who was houseless/in transition stay in my home rent-free. Figured it helped me to have someone water plants and helped her to figure out her next move. While I was gone I would get texts about changing a curtain or a spice rack and I replied with “No, thank you.” I returned to find holes drilled into cabinet drawers, painted vases, painted security door with spray that got onto the trim, my kitchen rearranged so much that there were labels for where my things now lived, and decor that does not match my personality all over my back yard. On top of that there were ants everywhere and droopy, underwatered plants. AITA for being upset?

commenter posted:

So howd they take getting kicked out? Nta

OP posted:

She has been very snippy and maintains that she did not cross any boundaries.

Das Boo posted:

You should at least wear undies around the house in case you drop dead and coroner crew has to come pick you up. Let's be polite!

quote:

I (22F) am currently spending a week (well was) with my sister (25F) and her husband (39M). I dislike him because he’s a snobby dbag who looks down on people. However my entire family likes to ignore that because he’s got money. For the record, he’s been disrespectful to me in the past but I’ve always kept quiet since he’s basically revered in my family.

Anyway I was hanging out by the pool when he came and started talking to me. It was fine until he asked if I’m in a relationship and I said no. Then he said that I should seriously consider marriage and “settle down” while I’m in my “prime”. I was already shocked but he continued to say that women have the most value when they’re young and that I should date older men who can provide for me. He literally pointed at my body and said that it will “all go downhill” in 5-6 years so I should find someone of high status while I’m “young and fresh”.

So at this point I was furious. I said that he needs to mind his own business and that I’d never consider dating, let alone marrying an older man. I told him that he makes old man noises when he gets up from a chair and should worry about not seriously hurting his back soon. And I said that I never liked him anyway so he should stop bothering me.

Of course my sister came just in time to hear all of that. She was pissed and yelled at me to apologize immediately. I explained what he just said to me and she completely disregarded it and still forced me to apologize. Her husband - who btw was laughing his rear end off - even told her to calm down. However she told me to leave and think about what I said to him. I did leave - I packed my stuff and left the house entirely.

My sis told my family and now they’re all mad at me. Everyone is telling me to apologize to keep the peace. They said that I was rude and should be ashamed of myself. They said that I should know that my BIL has a strong personality and that I should learn to accept his views. My mother especially has been acting very manipulative and pressuring me to say sorry and do something nice for both of them.

My sis gave me this long speech on how I disrespected her marriage and home and that she’s more mature blah blah. She said that she cannot trust me to behave around her husband and that I need to take the first step by saying sorry. She keeps ranting that I disrespected her in her house while she was nothing but nice and welcoming.

So am I the rear end in a top hat here?

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

Er. What are you imagining she's doing with her dog?

rain dogs posted:

You know dogs shed, right?

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for snapping at my BIL after he told me to “settle down” while I’m “young and fresh”?

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Is that a roundabout way of letting us know you saw your dead dad's pecker?

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for snapping at my BIL after he told me to “settle down” while I’m “young and fresh”?

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for cleaning out the fridge without telling my husband?

Dude, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?????????

quote:

ESH.

You're TA to all of us poor souls reading this post for taking all of your husband's super sketch behavior at face value and NEVER ONCE LOOKING IN THE BOX so you could tell us what's in there.

And your husband is TA for stashing those body parts in the family fridge instead of a rubber maid container in a random storage unit where they belong.

Lasca posted:

matt gaetz?

duck trucker posted:

No Op is too old

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for cleaning out the fridge without telling my husband?

Dude, WHAT'S IN THE BOX?????????

Barudak posted:

Inside the box is the explanation for why that boy was sent to live with his grandparents

duck trucker posted:

No Op is too old

rotinaj posted:

Isn’t that part of letting the freezer defrost so you can get rid of any old, built-up ice? I haven’t done it, but that’s a thing some people do

Runcible Cat posted:

Even without the dog who wants to leave vag sweat/ball sweat all over the furniture? Yeuch. I like getting my kecks off as soon as I get home too but knickers stay on.

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for being upset that a houseguest rearranged/painted/redecorated while I was gone?

quote:

My current wife was my affair partner when I was married to my first wife "Sarah" Sarah and I split six years ago when she discovered my infidelity and I moved my wife in, honestly too soon, but I didn't want to live alone. I do have remorse over what I did to Sarah. She got remarried a couple years ago, and I wish her the best.

My wife hates Sarah because she feels that she has an attitude with her, which i don't see, but maybe I am just blind. Sarah and my wife were very close before the affair and my wife feels that Sarah thought she was better than her, because of her education/career. That does kind of sound like Sarah, so I will give my wife the benefit of the doubt.

When Sarah moved out she left a lot of stuff. We didn't discuss it, but I didn't have a problem with her coming back for it. The issue is when my wife moved in, she would not let Sarah come back. I did give Sarah come heirloom jewelry that my wife tried to steal, but Sarah did not seem to care about the clothes. My wife caused drama over it and Sarah makes very good money, and said she would buy more clothes, it wasn't worth it.

Over the years, my wife has worn Sarah's clothes which I find odd. I can somewhat see the higher end stuff, but seeing my wife hanging out in Sarah's pajamas freaks me out a bit. A couple years ago we traveled for my daughter's destination wedding, and my wife wore a bikini in front of Sarah that I had bought for Sarah. Sarah's new husband already thinks I'm a joke and made some comments, and it was humiliating.

My son got married last weekend and my wife was going to wear a dress Sarah had left behind, which she had never worn. It is an expensive dress and my wife swears she just likes it, but I asked her to save it for an event Sarah won't be at. Nope she insisted on wearing it to the wedding, so the weekend before the wedding I took the dress to a donation center. When my wife realized what I had done she broke down crying and said she didn't have anything to wear, which isn't true, but I offered to take her shopping. she refused and was very upset the day of the wedding and told me that I had humiliated her, because Sarah always looks perfect and she had to throw her look together last minute.

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for being upset that a houseguest rearranged/painted/redecorated while I was gone?