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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

real;;;y groos to see that

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



those bastards said I was a clown shoe in. :(

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
trump reinstated and cathy's lungs in shambles. our boy is winning

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
How the gently caress would that work. Voyager's oval shaped. Do they even teach geometry at holographic med school smdh

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
sending my energy to Graham's Covid bugs

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Lpzie posted:

real;;;y groos to see that

yeah sorry, try to think about the president

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Utz posted:

Sounds like it's time for another Health Tip from my files. This one will definitely fix you up.

First, get over to Tractor Supply and go into the horse aisle. You can past on by a lot of that stuff like the semen extractors and hoof crack cleaner. The stuff you want is near the back. Aisle 17.

Now, I normally wouldn't let you in on this, but I've been hiding a little stock pile of this stuff back there for years. So I always have access to it.

This stuff is also made by Geldin's, but it's meant to harden up the gums instead of whitening the teeth. So the teeth might be yellow, but they won't fall out.

Product name is GELDIN'S MOUTH HARDENER.

I hope you went to a horse dentist because they know just as much as a human dentist or more, but are much cheaper.

(Ha ha yes, I'm talking about a human who is a dentist for horses, not a horse who is a dentist. Funny image.)

Anyway, if it's a little too strong you can dilute it with a some hash oil to get the right potency. (I generally use it at full potency and take the hash oil only after breakfast.)

Two other great healing substances are dimethylsulfoxide and propolis glycolic. Look them up. Like I said, some of these substances can regrow your pulled teeth. But those are more or less secret.

Make sure you don't let your sockets dry out. If that happens, vets usually have to shoot you.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

BONGHITZ posted:

yeah sorry, try to think about the president

ur a gotdamn genius. !! thx man

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1422277717425328129
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1422270047838515204
oops, white house and congress both thought the other one was working on this whole 'eviction moratorium' thing and only realized at the last minute that nothing was being done! what a wacky workplace misunderstanding!

(people will die)

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



lol i hope manchin and his pharmacy ceo daughter both got it

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

CaptainBeefart posted:

I was about ready to refund Cruelty Squad after 20 minutes in. All of a sudden it clicked for me though and I'm really enjoying it's weirdness even though I understand nothing.

this is the way

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


worked like a charm btw

:tipshat: Utz

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

tacodaemon posted:

I hope every day that this guy dies

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



lol this guy's family owns a plantation.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

I enjoyed the gallery in the OP. Forgot about when the hurricane zone line or whatever got Sharpie'd in.

looking forward to new gallery entries starting in a couple weeks! the New Constitution states: "a president reinstated for wrongful treatment shall waive all prior terms and start fresh" So cool!

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Lladre posted:

Hell, I rather read about Dolphin's toilet sink than open those dumb videos since they don't play with sound on my rig.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Thoatse posted:

trumpanoqos!



Someone's pooping. Risky.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

ram dass in hell posted:

How the gently caress would that work. Voyager's oval shaped. Do they even teach geometry at holographic med school smdh

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
president trismp



:pooppop:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
the voyager pizza cutter would have a fixed blade and you’d use it like a meat cleaver

u dullards

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tarp

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lpzie posted:

real;;;y groos to see that

Turn on your monitor.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/brahmresnik/status/1422289832416448534

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


lol how did this guy get into office with a brain

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



great work everybody


https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1422294288545820672

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

UFOTacoMan posted:

remember when y'all thought gas hoarding was dumb?
Look who is the smart one now:

https://twitter.com/sikskittlz/status/1417816927712550915?s=20

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


first letter of every line doesn’t spell “gently caress you”

missed opportunity

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

here’s my new tesla charger


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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/BW/status/1417487913500254211?s=20

AirBnB covering up that it employs rapists and murderers at many of it's most popular listings.

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