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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
A delivery service for potatoes: Tuber Eats

A chat app for people that work in porn industry making flavored oils to use in shoots and videos: Luber Greets

A dating service for busty women: Boober Meets

A speciality app that sends bespoke sports footwear to social media influencers: YouTuber Cleats

An app to coordinate ways to grief starting players in MMOs: Noober Beats

A store for horror-themed couch and chair cushions: Krueger Seats

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
An app that greatly speeds up the process of sending unsolicited pictures of your genitals: Quik Cok.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
An app that wealthy, attractive people with lots of disposable income can use when they want to open their home up to a lazy moocher of no real merit or value.

I just need a few months while I work on my first book.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
App that lets you pre-sell your organs for some fast cash.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



An app that listens for approaching footsteps and starts playing a repeating sound clip of a man or woman screaming DONT COME IN HERE I'M POOPING

Once you've got people roped in with that start releasing other clips microtransaction style. DONT COME IN HERE I'M

PISSING
VOMITING
MASTURBATING
CUMMING

Kid friendly versions:

DANCING
SINGING
GIGGLING
PLAYING

Boomer edition:

HATING
COMPLAINING
SLEEPING
DYING

etc.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
An app that tracks levels of disgust on the faces around you and yells at you to take a loving shower and stop stinking up the train every day.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

An app that controls a set of silicone lips that attaches to your usb-c or aux port or whatever to give you a blowjob

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Gamefly but it's tits.

UberEats but for drugs.

Etc

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
AirBnB but for buttholes.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
An app that bans the OP.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
An app that links you with a priest who will pray on your behalf and let you know that you are loved, as long as you provide them with a character reference and alibi whenever necessary.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_QCQXF-CQw

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

goatface posted:

An app that tracks levels of disgust on the faces around you and yells at you to take a loving shower and stop stinking up the train every day.

OK I get it
Jesus Christ ill take a loving shower. between the giant billboards on the way home the Internet ads, your posts and the dude skywriting I get the loving message

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
An app that asks if there is an app for the app you want.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
an app that tells you every time your moms being banged, by me - this app would be going off all the time OP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lasr a subscription service that turns your phone into a powerful laser pointer

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
An app that will keep Uber drivers from pitching you app ideas when you ask them for a ride to your tech company office.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
An app that steals app ideas, through stealth if possible and with threats otherwise.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
An app that tells you which bits of a qr code to colour in to make a poster redirect to goatse.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

An app that senses your mood and, every time you get happy, it reminds you of some horrible event in your life or in the outside world.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Kindr, an app that lets you know what inside your chocolate eggs by scanning the barcode.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Uber Teats. It costs a little more, but the driver is a stripper and she shows you her tits at the end of the ride. :mamacita:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Myspace but mobile.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I am dissapointed that you're all only doing half the bit

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Not you, goat and clam. You guys are cool.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
A repository of pictures, names, addresses and contact info for larger men with breasts: Moober Deets

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Uber but for Hookers.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
An app for posting and rating pigs balls

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Milkr
An app for milking enthusiasts to meat one another

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
Bug identification app, you can submit bugs to be identified and also identify others bugs. If you correctly identify a bug fast enough it shows you a picture of a boob.

E; I mean creepy crawly bugs but computer bugs would work also.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Ventral EggSac posted:

An app that controls a set of silicone lips that attaches to your usb-c or aux port or whatever to give you a blowjob

This one is called Lipper Skeets

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

An app that tells you the winning lottery ticket numbers.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Who What Now posted:

I am dissapointed that you're all only doing half the bit

sorey

an app that makes a list of puns of other apps to not disappoint op. rhymr

Hatsune Mike
Oct 9, 2013

i already thought of "YouTube, but for Potatoes" called YouTuber

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

RAPTr

an app that tells you when the rapture is gonna happen and if you are getting salvation

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

A Fancy Hat posted:

An app that senses your mood and, every time you get happy, it reminds you of some horrible event in your life or in the outside world.

Try twitter for that

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Microsoft Outcock

An app you install on your friend's phone that looks just like outlook but silently adds a photo of a micropenis to the end of every email they send.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Sent from my iPenis.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Pooper Street, an app that inflates a balloon that will pop in contact with dog poo poo and envelop it so its not stinky or visible

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Poopr
An app for work poopers, every time you poop at work you hit a button and it sends a Something Awful forums DM to Piggy Smalls with a randomly generated message like "I'm pooping at work, you suck", "gonna write me a ticket, poop police?", or "do you smell what this turlet is cookin?"

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