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tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Anarchism
Tankies
Trots
D&D

There now nobody needs to do the most obvious low effort jokes

Instead, all of you should join me in following postmodern feminist Maoism. We read Judith Butler in a little pink book, wear lots of denim (in a gay way) and do Twitter struggle sessions. We force landlords to read Foucault, explain gender perfomativity and then shoot them.

tokin opposition has issued a correction as of 18:19 on Aug 3, 2021

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liberal democracy

# ? Aug 3, 2021 18:22

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Primitivist Chicago economist Liberalism

Wait for proto-agricultural tribe to harvest
Steal their harvest
Repeat until you Die of parasites

# ? Aug 3, 2021 18:47

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

tokin opposition posted:

Anarchism
Tankies
Trots
D&D

There now nobody needs to do the most obvious low effort jokes

Instead, all of you should join me in following postmodern feminist Maoism. We read Judith Butler in a little pink book, wear lots of denim (in a gay way) and do Twitter struggle sessions. We force landlords to read Foucault, explain gender perfomativity and then shoot them.

Lol

# ? Aug 5, 2021 10:44

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 8 days!)

maoism first worldism

# ? Aug 5, 2021 10:49

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Anarcho-monarchism

# ? Aug 5, 2021 11:07

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

Peanut President posted:

maoism first worldism

joint dictatorship of the proletariat of oppressor nations

# ? Aug 5, 2021 11:11

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

extinction rebellion: cops
extinction rebellion: landlords

# ? Aug 5, 2021 11:13

Maximo Roboto: Feb 4, 2012

Maoism second worldism: did any Soviet or other Eastern Bloc thinkers attempt to adopt Maoism

# ? Aug 5, 2021 18:05

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Anarcho-Monarchism, where you're free to choose which unelected tyrant is your ruler

# ? Aug 5, 2021 18:07

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Anarcho-monarchism

I need to expand on a gimmick of being a tradcath monarchist but only recognizing the rulers of the American natives as legitimate kings

# ? Aug 5, 2021 18:11

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himbo-hoxhaism

# ? Aug 13, 2021 22:34

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I believe in a United States of America ruled by the divine right of our rightful ruler, by the grace of God, Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, and that the Church of England is the only holy and apostolic church that should be recognized. All other denominations and Christian faiths in this country are heretical and their adherents will burn in hellfire for all eternity

# ? Aug 14, 2021 06:35

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 8 days!)

XMNN posted:

joint dictatorship of the proletariat of oppressor nations

finally the world will have to listen to the rural white man's opinions

# ? Aug 14, 2021 15:09

Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

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Obesity, and the health problems associated with it contribute to depression and procrastination, which in turn
cause us to become couch potatoes, which in turn
leads to deprogramming from the boob-tube effect of TV, which in turn
causes us to lose motivation, to not progress or educate ourselves, which in turn
causes us to not advance our careers, which in turn
causes more down time, which in turn
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benefit from gaining motivation via interaction with like-minded people.
never again default to laziness.
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# ? Aug 14, 2021 15:15

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Anti-life environmentalism. Life is an aberration, the true state of earth should be a lifeless orb like mars.

# ? Aug 14, 2021 16:41

ELTON JOHN: Feb 17, 2014

pubes

# ? Aug 14, 2021 16:42

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Toph Bei Fong posted:

There is something wrong with the world, you can’t pinpoint the reasons, but its all around you. You know it, you feel it, and you realize that things are not getting any better. Its all around us these days, from the education we receive, to the celebrities we idolize, to the TV we watch, even in the food we eat. Some how some way we being dumbed down in almost every aspect of our lives. We are being blinded to the fact that, in the eyes of large corporations and politicians, we are no longer people, but numbers.

We’re living in a world where ordinary people are taxed beyond belief. Money earned no longer has the same value and purchasing power as it did 50 years ago, or even 5 years ago for that matter. Inflation is running rampant and we don’t know why; debt has forced us into a state of economic slavery. Wealth is controlled by a small few who believe not in creating values but in influencing corrupt politicians to create laws that typically crush small businesses and exacerbate unemployment.

Even the majority of the food produced these days is designed to cause obesity, which in turn
causes us to buy medicine simply to help the drug companies become richer.
Obesity, and the health problems associated with it contribute to depression and procrastination, which in turn
cause us to become couch potatoes, which in turn
leads to deprogramming from the boob-tube effect of TV, which in turn
causes us to lose motivation, to not progress or educate ourselves, which in turn
causes us to not advance our careers, which in turn
causes more down time, which in turn
causes more cravings to eat.

One thing leads to another, leads to another, leads to another. It is an endless cycle.

This is the anti-civilization – a civilization on the path to certain doom. But how can this be averted?

Neo-Tech is a newly developed scientific method designed for the average individual that can break all barriers on his or her life and gain financial and personal advantages everywhere. It has nothing to do with positive thinking, religion, or anything of a mystical origin. Once a person studies Neo-Tech, he can quietly profit from anyone anywhere, anytime. He can prosper almost anywhere on earth and succeed under almost any economic condition or political regime. Combined with Psychuous Advantages, Neo-Tech applies to all money and power gathering techniques, to all situations involving the transfer of money, power, or love.

Neo-Tech arose in the constant financial pressures and incentives to develop the easiest, most profitable methods of gaining advantages. Over the years, all successful salesmen, businessmen, politicians, writers, lawyers, entrepreneurs, investors, speculators, gamers and Casanovas have secretly searched for shortcuts that require little skill yet contain the invisible effectiveness of the most advanced techniques. Those never before known techniques transfer money, power, and prestige from the uninformed to the informed. Those informed can automatically take control of most situations involving money and power.

A Neo-Technician is a man or woman of quiet power – someone who cannot lose. A person who can also benefit from any relationship, from gaining the respect of peers to inducing love from a partner or regaining lost love from an ex-partner. An individual who will easily gain and honestly earn money and power in business, investments, the professions, politics, and personal life.

Neo-Tech is defined as: a noun or adjective meaning fully integrated honesty. A collection of ‘new techniques’ or ‘new technologies’ that lets one know exactly what is happening and what to do for gaining honest advantages in all situations. That technology is needed to be competent – to guiltlessly and honestly obtain the wealth and happiness available to everyone but achieved by so few.

Discover and apply the tools for integrated thinking 1. Learn about the philosophy, Neo-Tech, as well as other tools and techniques for taking what all honest and productive human beings have rightfully earned, but seldom take: A guiltless life of prosperity, love, and happiness.

As a member of this site you will:

learn about integrated methods for capturing major business and personal advantages everywhere.
learn how to objectively analyze everything.
learn how to be mindful of everything around you; your career, your health, your personal relationships, political events that affect your well-being.
break through the fog of lies out there in the world and gain mental clarity.
become keen to those who try to deceive you and/or intend to harm you, whether physically, emotionally, or financially.
discover the tools that it takes to succeed, and not only that, meet like-minded people to share in your advancement.
benefit from gaining motivation via interaction with like-minded people.
never again default to laziness.
gain iron-grip control of both the present and the future to prosper forever.
This site, and the wisdom upheld within this site, has nothing to do with positive thinking or anything mystical. It is simply a community with a collection of books and other courses and programs/tools for prospering in business and in personal relationships. Community members learn to apply these techniques anytime, anywhere, with casual confidence. Community members can also interact with one another; share stories, and benefit of the experience of others.

Benefits offered within this site:

Rather than trying to OVERLOAD community members with thousands of titles of books from which to choose, Neo-Tech.info selectively chooses the best of the best – those which will benefit its members the most.
We also offer recorded audio versions of our books. (2)
Aside from books, you’ll find other self-help/self-empowerment related audio and video courses.
A sense of community – never a better source of motivation.
Earn reward points towards purchases of our products and services.
Integrate thinking is the conscious effort of putting information into accurate context by logically and honestly connecting all relevant knowledge. All valid and powerful knowledge is contextual. Thus, genuine power is gained through integrated thinking used to obtain the widest possible range of contextual knowledge. Integrated thinking delivers unbeatable advantages.