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Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush posted:

i still can't believe that that poo poo is legal, and that they don't at least make the participants wear face shields.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 00:39

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:33

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

It�s actually a fleshlight with an exhaust pipe taped to it

# ? Sep 4, 2021 00:39

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

That strange guy posted:

It's an exhaust pipe with a fleshlight taped to it.

If you think about it, aren't we all just fleshlights taped to exhaust pipes?

# ? Sep 4, 2021 00:45

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/YIGJIlc.mp4

# ? Sep 4, 2021 01:12

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/M1zqoxq.mp4

a good reminder to not gently caress around with compressed air equipment, no matter how benign it seems

# ? Sep 4, 2021 01:37

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sagebrush posted:

https://i.imgur.com/M1zqoxq.mp4

a good reminder to not gently caress around with compressed air equipment, no matter how benign it seems

why wouldn't I gently caress around with something that instantly peels oranges.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 01:44

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

why wouldn't I gently caress around with something that instantly peels oranges.

Yeah I�ve got ~160psi of air on tap at work. I am 100% trying this on Tuesday.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 01:49

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

it's an apeeling prospect to be sure

# ? Sep 4, 2021 01:55

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

I think it's time for some heartwarming OSHA.

https://i.imgur.com/OIL1huf.mp4

# ? Sep 4, 2021 01:57

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Sagebrush posted:

https://i.imgur.com/M1zqoxq.mp4

a good reminder to not gently caress around with compressed air equipment, no matter how benign it seems

Jesus, I saw this post just in the nick of time.
[Removes tire inflator from scrotum]

# ? Sep 4, 2021 02:00

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

History Comes Inside! posted:

Deathmatch pro wrestlers have been doing this for years

https://imgur.com/bz9KSib

They even up the ante with light tubes and doing it off a scaffold sometimes.

at around 30 seconds someone mentions Shlak so, yeah.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 02:03

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Kith posted:

I think it's time for some heartwarming OSHA.

https://i.imgur.com/OIL1huf.mp4

the bump at the end before it runs off, elephants are just great

# ? Sep 4, 2021 02:11

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Here�s the fleshlight with sound:

:nws:

htt ps://you tu.be/Lha6nzpNLq4

# ? Sep 4, 2021 02:46

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

drat I didnt think elephants could even do ups like that.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 02:53

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Kith posted:

I think it's time for some heartwarming OSHA.

https://i.imgur.com/OIL1huf.mp4

That's too cute. Can't wait to see a follow up fin like 40 years ang find out that elephant gets about the countryside trying to help out excavators it deems are stuck.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 07:57

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

I can�t believe that Lincoln turned down the King of Siam�s offer of elephants.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 08:05

DeeplyConcerned: Apr 29, 2008; I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Imagined posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wbid7fA.mp4

i've done this level but it's tough as Luigi. I use princess peach and just float over the whole thing

# ? Sep 4, 2021 08:21

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Someone explain to me the dipshittery here. I want to say he's standing on some poo poo, that needs to be there? for reasons? but it's starting to eat into the pipe? that also needs to be there? for reasons? and none of this is secured. So he's trying to put on material? onto the pipe? So there's not a hole, near the hole?

Or is he trying to spot weld stuck a multiton steel pipe swaying in the current.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 11:59

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

And btw do all these gifs really have all those little sfx on them swooping by, batman style like *dipshit*, Ouch, [<- Dumbass!], no, rear end in a top hat, EXPENSIVE, or is it just me?

# ? Sep 4, 2021 12:09

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Karate Bastard posted:

Or is he trying to spot weld stuck a multiton steel pipe swaying in the current.

It's this.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 14:43

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Sagebrush posted:

i still can't believe that that poo poo is legal, and that they don't at least make the participants wear face shields.

What, the fleshlight on an exhaust? :rimshot:

# ? Sep 4, 2021 14:46

Sanford: Jun 30, 2007; ...and rarely post!

Thanks, past me.

You tried.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 15:23

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

It's ironic and a little frustrating that band-aid wrappers are a lot harder to open when smeared with blood.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 15:31

Source4Leko: Jul 25, 2007; Dinosaur Gum

Sanford posted:

Thanks, past me.

You tried.

Used coffee cans are great for sharp containers in the shop.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 15:46

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Karate Bastard posted:

Someone explain to me the dipshittery here. I want to say he's standing on some poo poo, that needs to be there? for reasons? but it's starting to eat into the pipe? that also needs to be there? for reasons? and none of this is secured. So he's trying to put on material? onto the pipe? So there's not a hole, near the hole?

Or is he trying to spot weld stuck a multiton steel pipe swaying in the current.

Your heart says it's the second.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 15:55

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Platystemon posted:

I can�t believe that Lincoln turned down the King of Siam�s offer of elephants.

Lincoln you dumbass

Ofc in those days they would have totally hosed those elephants up beyond belief

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:02

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Considering this, I am indescribably glad Lincoln declined them.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:11

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

There was an actual debate on importing hippos to the us. For livestock.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:31

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Also a debate on importing camels for the Southwest.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:38

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Cythereal posted:

Also a debate on importing camels for the Southwest.

there ~~are~~ were wild camels in the sw i think

dee eight fucked around with this message at 16:44 on Sep 4, 2021

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:40

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

By popular demand posted:

There was an actual debate on importing hippos to the us. For livestock.

That's bug-gently caress insane.

Can we re-open that debate?

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:42

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

By popular demand posted:

There was an actual debate on importing hippos to the us. For livestock.

Using one of the most aggressive animals in the world as livestock seems like a very bad idea

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:44

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

the hippos were going to live in florida mostly, so i'm okay with that

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:45

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Guys set a reminder for what may be a very OSHA event:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grU13oZkKD0

# ? Sep 4, 2021 16:46

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

dee eight posted:

the hippos were going to live in florida mostly, so i'm okay with that

Like I said, let's reopen that debate.

I wanna be the first hippo farmer on the block. Figure I can buy an old T-34 tank-based engineering vehicle from the Czechs for around $65k. That should be strong enough for the job. Still cheaper than a new tractor.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:00

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

madeintaipei posted:

Like I said, let's reopen that debate.

I wanna be the first hippo farmer on the block. Figure I can buy an old T-34 tank-based engineering vehicle from the Czechs for around $65k. That should be strong enough for the job. Still cheaper than a new tractor.

Move to Columbia and get in on the ground floor:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus_in_Colombia

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:02

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Move to Columbia and get in on the ground floor:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus_in_Colombia

$50k for catch and release of a single animal?! gently caress, I can do that all day. I could say I did that all day, at least.

Still gonna need the tank. Might need more than one.

Couple of tank transporters off the US Gov, pair of tanks from the Czechs, maybe a light heli or two from the same folks. I think I can make it work. Anyone wanna lend me around $2mil? I figure we can quadruple that, minimum, before anyone finds out it's a horrible idea.

# ? Sep 4, 2021 17:15