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Quiet Feet posted:There can't be that many backup QBs with positive TD/INT ratios, can there? Dunno about nowadays, but going back a decade+ perhaps Charlie Batch?
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Colt McCoy 30/28 Josh Rosen 12/19 Trubs 64/37 PJ Walker 1/5 &e 218/127 (lets not kid ourselves) Big Dick Nick 81/43 Brandon Allen 8/6 Case Keenum 75/47 Nick Mullens 25/22 Drew Lock 23/18 Jeff Driskel 13/8 CJ Beathard 18/13 Chad Henne 60/63 Chase Daniel 8/7 Marcus Mariota 77/45 Nathan Peterman 3/12 Jacoby Brisset 31/13 Sean Mannion 0/3 Brian Hoyer 52/35 Jarrett Stidham 2/4 Mike Glennon 43/25 Joe Flacco 224/144 Gardner Minshew 37/11 Mason Rudolph 15/10 Geno Smith 29/36 Jake Luton 2/6 Blaine Gabbert 50/47 (who there motherfucker!) Matt Barkley 11/22 Kyle Allen 23/17 Taylor Heinecke 3/3 This isn't meant to be exhaustive. This was thrown together haphazardly and I mostly chose to go with only immediate backups, but some 3rd stringers made it in if they'd seen a lot of playing time. I have to admit this is way better than I'd expected. Most rookie QBs and those with little to no playing time I didn't bother with. Not including Deshaun Watson because while he's not starting, it's because his situation is all hosed up since he's a rapist. Taysom Hill is some dumb TE/FB bullshit hybrid so he is not included.
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I am officially declaring the Lost Season. Kawalimus was right. https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/1438516223071830016
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He's a piece of poo poo but he could be the best linebacker in the league so who is to say if it's ethical or not to sign him.
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:who the hell is Sean Mannion The best QB from the 2015 draft
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DariusLikewise posted:The best QB from the 2015 draft poo poo, what? I thought for sure he was like a 2nd-year guy.
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DariusLikewise posted:The best QB from the 2015 draft This is Trevor Siemian erasure
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AndrewP posted:see this is why I wasn't fully on board with trading away Orlando Brown Not sure the Ravens were either. If a guy is going to hold out unless he's traded you don't have great options. This turns a longshot Sunday night into a literal impossibility. I'm not sure what team the Ravens could beat with that offensive line.
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sharknado slashfic posted:I am officially declaring the Lost Season. Kawalimus was right. This is beyond a normal Lost Season. This is turning out to be a Catastrophic Lost Season where the effects linger into future seasons. We had to trade Brown. I won't blame us for that. And if week 1 is any indication Oweh will be ok after all.
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Kawalimus posted:This is beyond a normal Lost Season. This is turning out to be a Catastrophic Lost Season where the effects linger into future seasons. Would you accept a Lost Season in exchange for that Alabama tackle who's the size of a semi
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Not sure the Ravens were either. If a guy is going to hold out unless he's traded you don't have great options. Well, they came extremely close to beating the Raiders on the road with some of the worst tackle play you'll see these days, so I'm not writing the entire season off yet. Also I don't think Brown was going to hold out because he basically couldn't - I can't remember the specifics but I'm pretty sure they could have held him for another year if he didn't play. And he had every incentive to play well in a contract year.
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Chucktesla posted:Would you accept a Lost Season in exchange for that Alabama tackle who's the size of a semi A regular lost season yes.
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sharknado slashfic posted:I am officially declaring the Lost Season. Kawalimus was right. Ravens are a well run team with good talent. Even without Stanley, I'm sure they can handle their next opponent. :Checks schedule: Oh...oh no. Hamhandler posted:He's a piece of poo poo but he could be the best linebacker in the league so who is to say if it's ethical or not to sign him. Apparently the Jets worked him out last week?? He must be making the rounds.
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Kawalimus posted:A regular lost season yes. Two lost seasons got my team Joey Bosa and Justin Herbert, it's not the worst thing in the world
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really queer Christmas posted:Is a catastrophic lost season where you lose 10 games? Catastrophic is where the bad stuff of this season persists into future seasons. Like say the line injuries causes Lamar to get hurt which is likely to happen this year. And that could affect his career. And Stanley maybe has a career ending injury now. And if guys like Bateman and Hollywood just can never stay healthy. Or Dobbins' injury long term.
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Yeah I can at least somewhat enjoy a "lost season" if Lamar stays healthy and they have a bunch of exciting games. The one where Lamar tries to do too much and suffers a bad injury is the nightmare. And I'm going to this game on Sunday night, hope I don't get to witness it happen live!
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I really should know this by now but I can't tell if Kawalimus' "lost season" bit is a gimmick or if he truly feels that way
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Nick Jr. Face posted:I really should know this by now but I can't tell if Kawalimus' "lost season" bit is a gimmick or if he truly feels that way I view him as TFF's Andy Kaufman. I stopped trying to figure out where the real Kawalimus begins and ends and I just enjoy the art now.
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Nick Jr. Face posted:I really should know this by now but I can't tell if Kawalimus' "lost season" bit is a gimmick or if he truly feels that way Like three different Ravens fans are saying this. With the injuries we are amassing you pretty much can't expect a good year right now. Im gonna hire someone to whack lamar in the knee like tonya harding did to nancy kerrigan. Except lamar wont know im doing it to save him. THAT is a joke btw 
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Kawalimus posted:Like three different Ravens fans are saying this. With the injuries we are amassing you pretty much can't expect a good year right now.
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Nick Jr. Face posted:True but you were also doing this the year they won their most recent Super Bowl (which admittedly came out of nowhere) I mean...we weren't really great that year. Even though we started 9-2. By the last games that year we'd fallen back to earth and no one really could have predicted that postseason. It was Baltimore's inferiority complex toward DC that won us that SB
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Nick Jr. Face posted:True but you were also doing this the year they won their most recent Super Bowl (which admittedly came out of nowhere) They were in the AFC Championship game the previous year. The worst part of the Ravens atrocious line play is all the caste football rear end Lamar opinions we're going to see Monday morning. Even on this very forum.
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Ehud posted:I view him as TFF's Andy Kaufman. I stopped trying to figure out where the real Kawalimus begins and ends and I just enjoy the art now. The birding is real, everything else is a gimmick to keep people talking about Kawalimus. It's like that bit where Homer wants all the other characters to wonder where Poochy is when he's not around.
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I'm less worried about this year and more worried about long term effects to a bunch of guys who were going to be core players going forward.
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Kawalimus posted:I mean...we weren't really great that year. Even though we started 9-2. Ehud posted:I view him as TFF's Andy Kaufman. I stopped trying to figure out where the real Kawalimus begins and ends and I just enjoy the art now. Gonna have to agree
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Chucktesla posted:Two lost seasons got my team Joey Bosa and Justin Herbert, it's not the worst thing in the world Herbert was Philip's last gift to us 
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really queer Christmas posted:Gonna have to agree People said the Steelers werent good last year and they started 11-0! And guess what, they were right! Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:The birding is real, everything else is a gimmick to keep people talking about Kawalimus. It's like that bit where Homer wants all the other characters to wonder where Poochy is when he's not around. What ever man.
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indigi posted:does anyone in Nickelodeon’s target demo even know what the NVP is or is it just backdoor marketing to the kind of millennials who see Marvel movies at midnight what the gently caress are you talking about
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This felt like the longest offseason ever so I'm really not ready to write this season off yet. The Ravens will probably get owned Sunday and then have a string of games they should be competitive in. Hopefully Bateman returns soon.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:So that's starting LT, RT and center, swing tackle, backup guard It’ll be fine. *flames spew all around*
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Gatts posted:It’ll be fine. We rested guys pretty heavily last year. I'm not too worried yet.
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