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Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

i mean, its kinda funny

That's what I said!

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.

Egg Moron posted:

That's what I said!

:aaaaa:

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
watched the video, crack pinged from bargaining to depression, excellent job


slightly confused about if you bomb cows before factories or the other way around

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
gotta infect everyone with that virus that makes them allergic to beef

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
everyone in 1970

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
https://mobile.twitter.com/DigiEconomist/status/1438896477590409227

:shepicide:

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

i can't believe satoshi was an accelerationist this entire time

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
who would win? the collective value of all cryptocurrencies in existence or 1 very powerful magnetic field?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I suspect satoshi probably ate a gun once he realized what he'd done

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

The Protagonist posted:

I suspect satoshi probably ate a gun once he realized what he'd done

Cancer.

EDIT: No, wait, ALS, misremembered.

Might as well be Clark Kent as far as that disguise goes.

endlessmonotony has issued a correction as of 07:17 on Sep 18, 2021

Alobar
Jun 21, 2011

Are you proud of me?

Are you proud of what I do?

I'll try to be a better man than the one that you knew.
if you ignore all the other songs i post, please at least listen to this one :ohdear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2NMYyQBCr8


The Suburbanists posted:

In a world coded so binary
We’re hunched over our lit up screens
loving vacant
Barely physical at all

In the digital realm we validate
We cauterize our insecurities
An addiction
Fit for the finest drug

As data grows and nature dies
We’ll lose our sense of reality
Swallowed whole by
The computing machines

So we’ll pull our plugs out from the wall
I’m calling for an EMP
Heard you wanted
A loving anarchy

As artificial intelligence outsmarts us
We’ll all be fine with
Surviving alone and fornicating robots
It won't be quite like
Terminator or The Matrix
Nothing quite as cool just
Replacing all our windows with a screen
It's not ok with me

Call in the EMP
Set a blue flame to all wires and networks
Kill all the connections
Banish the bandwidth smash all that transmits
Pull the plugs from the wall
Don’t smash the system just disconnect it
Call in the EMP
Don’t smash the system just disconnect it

Don’t smash the system just disconnect it
Call in the EMP we can end it

Don’t smash the system just disconnect it
Call in the EMP we can end it

The abacus went to far and now we’re all hosed
Codependent
And useless without porn and CGI
It won't be quite like
Terminator or The Matrix
Nothing quite as cool just
Replacing all our windows with a screen

Our grandchildren will see the world around us
Like a prison cell where
The internet is authenticity
It won’t be quite like
RPGs or listening to Daft Punk
Nothing futuristic just
People programmed into slavery

It’s not ok with me
Call in the EMP
It’s not ok with me
Call in the EMP

Don’t smash the system just disconnect it
Call in the EMP we can end it

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Chard posted:

someone please post that video of various climate disasters with the bo burnham song, i thought i save the link but alas

this should probably be in the op

https://www.tiktok.com/@fruitydinobite/video/7003958882032766213

brakeless
Apr 11, 2011


screaming

laughing

screaming

laughing

screaming

laughing

screaming

laughing

screaming

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

this is p good

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

Cold on a Cob posted:

yeah i think it's on purpose and i hope they aren't fascists

probably not since gesaffelstein has worked with the weeknd and a$ap rocky

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

doomer music is one of the few good things about all of this. obviously other than the constantly laughing of course

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



CODChimera posted:

doomer music is one of the few good things about all of this. obviously other than the constantly laughing of course

the collapse music discord is pretty great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJIk31cqyi0

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

ELTON JOHN posted:

probably not since gesaffelstein has worked with the weeknd and a$ap rocky

awesome to hear, thx

Saki
Jan 9, 2008

Can't you feel the knife?
This summer could have been a lot worse, honestly. Arctic ice doing much better than expected, wildfires only very bad rather than catastrophic, North India got big rains just in time.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Saki posted:

wildfires only very bad rather than catastrophic,

lol

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Egg Moron posted:

That's what I said!

Ah whoops, carry on then

MightyBigMinus
Jan 26, 2020

i sit here with an empty post box trying to think of whats left to say that can still be written in plaintext on a public board

pretty much only one thing left

lol, lmao

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

someone asked for this earlier:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7003958882032766213

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
fingers still crossed for a carrington event!

MightyBigMinus
Jan 26, 2020


I love knowing that we're gonna be able to update the comp reel in the background for this every year as it gets better and better

a crowdsourced collaboration with nature and the end

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
if we're posting music, then may i recommend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi0q0O4V5Qs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlUSI5-Jhk

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


mediaphage posted:

fingers still crossed for a carrington event!

a couple weeks ago everyone started losing phone service across canada for a few hours and I was legitimately hyped for a catastrophic coronal mass ejection

what is wrong with me

Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

MightyBigMinus posted:

i sit here with an empty post box trying to think of whats left to say that can still be written in plaintext on a public board

pretty much only one thing left

lol, lmao

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

blatman posted:

a couple weeks ago everyone started losing phone service across canada for a few hours and I was legitimately hyped for a catastrophic coronal mass ejection

what is wrong with me

lmao what i didn't hear about this

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

blatman posted:

a couple weeks ago everyone started losing phone service across canada for a few hours and I was legitimately hyped for a catastrophic coronal mass ejection

what is wrong with me

you’re one small part of a larger disease process thats been endowed with sentience but not agency

enjoy the lmaos

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Do any of you have that tweet that's like "we're all going to experience climate change as a series of short clips until you are the one recording"?

Edit: found it, looks like the op deleted it though

Fuck You And Diebold has issued a correction as of 18:06 on Sep 18, 2021

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



I wonder when the first of the world powers will figure out that the climate collapse might be averted if they are the first to bomb the remaining 3/4 of the world back into the stone age.

Bing bong bing, carbon emissions down, so simple.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

mcbexx posted:

I wonder when the first of the world powers will figure out that the climate collapse might be averted if they are the first to bomb the remaining 3/4 of the world back into the stone age.

Bing bong bing, carbon emissions down, so simple.

For years and generations, wars have been fought over oil. In a short matter of time, they will be fought over getting to be the last person allowed to burn the oil.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


mediaphage posted:

lmao what i didn't hear about this

it basically didnt hit news, just twitter which i checked whenever i got a signal for a few minutes

i posted about it in the canada thread but nobody gave a poo poo lol

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Rogers network in Toronto stopped working for like a whole day half a year ago. Why would anyone care about a few drops now.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
I regularly bring up the Carrington event to other computer touchers to scare them. Then I find out who is a fellow doomer by who seems jazzed by it. It's a great way to make friends.


Please let one happen in my lifetime.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

What are some of the lesser known things that climate change/environmental collapse will cause? Some of my favourites are more volcanic eruptions, worse allergy seasons, and more biblical locust swarms.

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

I wouldn't say it was amazing, but this book has a couple sections that have always stuck with me and only gotten more relevant. Especially this stretch of a dude going through a forest fire on future quaaludes

https://imgur.com/a/zxwH2Ff

Might have to do a full read through of it again, it's probably been at least a decade since I did last

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