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if its yellow let it mellow if its brown let it mellow
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Too cold to start your car in the morning? Then end it all.
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Sep 18, 2021 05:38
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you have been given a simple choice. rewind or not. are you kind? gently caress em. im not here to make friends.
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Sep 18, 2021 06:57
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:
Post in the wrong thread to get quoted an extra time! Feel dumber than a dirtworm, I mean earthworm for making this mistake? Earthworms are actually pretty smart, you can remove multiple head segments from one and it stil lives, so it must have lots of brains! [Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/metro/urban-jungle/pages/130604.html]
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Sep 18, 2021 08:16
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It is not actually necessary to find a sex partner; you can, in fact, stimilate your own genitals.
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Sep 18, 2021 09:20
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Worried you don't have enough money to buy Christmas presents for your nearest and dearest this year? It's the perfect time of the year to start cutting people out of your life. Just dump them. They'll never suspect it's a cost-saving measure, they'll just think you're an rear end in a top hat.
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Sep 18, 2021 10:36
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Want to quit smoking cigarettes? Smoke angel dust instead! PCP gives you pep in your step, and scallop in your gallop.
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Sep 19, 2021 01:38
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Want to quit smoking cigarettes? you dip the cigarette into PCP and then smoke it. angel dust is a misnomer. it comes in liquid form. science
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Sep 19, 2021 01:46
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Can't? Then don't.
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Sep 19, 2021 01:50
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if you need some money, just find other people and ask them for some until you get enough
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Sep 19, 2021 02:23
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Mozi posted:if you need some money, just find other people and ask them for some until you get enough This actually works though?
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Sep 19, 2021 02:25
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Mozi posted:if you need some money, just find other people and ask them for some until you get enough The Disco Elysium solution to poverty
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Sep 19, 2021 03:30
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Instead of working for money, try taking unattended money from strangers. They're obviously not using it.
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Sep 19, 2021 03:36
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You never hear about "Above-ground treasure" do you? It's always buried! So just start digging, stupid!
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Sep 19, 2021 03:38
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Feeling down? Take a trip to kratom town
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Sep 19, 2021 03:48
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Can't dance? Ask a cowboy to shoot at your feet.
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Sep 19, 2021 05:36
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Can't dance? Can't walk? Only thing about you is the way you walk? Try getting a job modelling jeans.
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Sep 19, 2021 07:59
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Don't buy trash bags, they give them away for free at the dog park.
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Sep 19, 2021 22:35
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If it's too bright outside, point your eyes away from the sun.
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Sep 19, 2021 22:39
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:It is not actually necessary to find a sex partner; you can, in fact, stimilate your own genitals. This is actually a good life hack if someone is just learning it
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Sep 20, 2021 00:00
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Can't get a clean shot? Try calling out to your target and asking if they wouldn't mind, could they please put the child down and stand out in open.
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Sep 20, 2021 00:15
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In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used a a flotation device, if you live that long.
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Sep 20, 2021 05:04
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Stay away from aeroplanes full stop. They're heavier than air. Think about that for a minute.
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Sep 20, 2021 07:08
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Want to avoid a divorce? Kill your significant other.
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Sep 20, 2021 07:25
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Keep your milk next to the water heater and it'll turn into cheese.
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Sep 20, 2021 07:46
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The Bloop posted:This is actually a good life hack if someone is just learning it It's good if you are GREAT at SEX like me but busy and antisocial. My lifehack is to tell people you are great at sex. Maybe they will believe you and have sex with you.
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Sep 20, 2021 08:29
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Buy cookies and chocolate instead of regular food! The high calories will satisfy your body's calorie needs and its cheaper than normal food!
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Sep 20, 2021 08:53
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If you like sucking dicks you can get a good paying job at the factory and actually enjoy what you do for a living instead of feeling like you’re just going through the motions until you die.
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Sep 20, 2021 13:51
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If you smoke, eat, boof, and inject kratom all at the same time, you will become the perfect being that was foretold would kickstart the evolution of humankind to kratom based lifeforms
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Sep 20, 2021 14:02
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Smugworth posted:If you smoke, eat, boof, and inject kratom all at the same time, you will become the perfect being that was foretold would kickstart the evolution of humankind to kratom based lifeforms okay i'm convinced. my lifes singular focus is now to become a being of pure kratom
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Sep 20, 2021 14:10
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Tangled cables? Don’t try to unravel that gordian knot, just snip it!
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Sep 20, 2021 14:18
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WTF is kratom?
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Sep 20, 2021 20:04
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It's CBD but for hipsters
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Sep 20, 2021 20:08
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Don't know what kratom is? Just smile and nod.
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Sep 20, 2021 20:08
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Don;t make enough money to afford a reasonable standard of living? Gather your co-workers and consume your boss to save money on food costs and share his salary amongst your co-workers. It's capitalism so it's okay!
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Sep 20, 2021 20:14
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Outpost22 posted:WTF is kratom? Don’t know what kratom is? Just Milk your local Smugworth and find out!
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Sep 20, 2021 20:15
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kratom is south East Asian opiate of the farmers chew dirt/plant material. people use it for cessation of harder opiates. some people do it for fun. some of those people become heavily addicted to bodega oxycontin and there's not enough episodes of intervention about it cuz they'd be good ones.
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Sep 20, 2021 20:19
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There's a lot of quietly opiate addicted goons huh?
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Sep 20, 2021 20:21
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Hi, my name is Skylord. I'm 26 years old. I live in Slopton, Alberta. I'm addicted to kratom. "Skylord was such a wonderful baby. " MOM, I'M GOING TO THE STORE!
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Slugworth is addicted to both being milked and boofing kratom. He can't enjoy one without the other now. He needs help.
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