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Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

McCracAttack posted:

The problem there is some (most?) bugs trigger shellfish allergies.

My biggest issue with eating bugs is that so many have that thick unpleasant exoskeleton which has the literal nutritional value of eating fingernails.

We should invest in meal worms.

EDIT: gently caress I always forget how fast this thread moves.

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Megillah Gorilla posted:

My biggest issue with eating bugs is that so many have that thick unpleasant exoskeleton which has the literal nutritional value of eating fingernails.

We should invest in meal worms.

the roughage will help keep things moving

# ? Sep 23, 2021 11:10

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

tokin opposition posted:

My plan is to smoke so much weed that I become a self-aware cloud of THC

Self awareness is for suckers.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 11:16

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Spergin Morlock posted:

the roughage will help keep things moving

also bugs are made of chitin, not keratin

it's just as indigestible, mind you, but it's a carbohydrate technically and functions dietarily as insoluble fiber

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Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

Just eat lentils ffs

# ? Sep 23, 2021 12:07

Animal Friend: Sep 7, 2011

PokeJoe posted:

thank you friends

https://twitter.com/jenniferdaniel/status/1355625892869926912?s=20

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Shyrka: Feb 10, 2005; Small Boss likes to spin!

Junpei posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLMy2T5qrU0

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stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1440838033222242309

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change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/1440838351829958657

https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1440829354540367881

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gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/SamAdlerBell/status/1440888960788598788

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change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/ProfoundPilled/status/1440445275126976515

# ? Sep 23, 2021 15:58

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

the turtle story was in an episode of the last season of fargo. a white gangster tells it to a black gangster who is holding him at gunpoint, in an attempt to convince him that they have something in common. the black gangster then executes him. :blastu:

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

change my name posted:

https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1440829354540367881

Lmao

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papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

https://twitter.com/Amos123Biderman/status/1440879392650055680?s=19

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Clark Nova: Jul 18, 2004

once again making dems look cooler and more useful than they actually are

# ? Sep 23, 2021 16:58

Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/RuckCohlchez/status/1429398761789280262

He's too busy headlining TeenRoast

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

https://twitter.com/docpat10/status/1435830960977764353

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Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; Can't post for 8 hours!

https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1441029074034507777?s=19

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/CursedBalkanYT/status/1440360178088562688

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Jefree is an awful person

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:39

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Clark Nova posted:

once again making dems look cooler and more useful than they actually are

lol the official reason for fighting to kill the iron dome money was that it wasn't inserted into the bill with proper :decorum:

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:42

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
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pillsburysoldier posted:

Jefree is an awful person

Hasn't he been canceled like five times? And did anything ever come of the rumor that Kanye cheated on his wife with him?

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:59

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/Amos123Biderman/status/1440879392650055680?s=19

shooting a missle to block the missle blocking missile!! What a great idea , i tell myself, as i rush to my cartoon drawing station to Create Art that is definitely not dogshit

# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:04

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

pillsburysoldier posted:

Jefree is an awful person

I still think of Jeffree Star as a MySpace non-celebrity who released some terrible music. The idea that he's a genuine celebrity with an 8-9 figure net worth is inconceivable to me

# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:04

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

https://twitter.com/katebushmegamix/status/1439749028011548679

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Junpei: Oct 4, 2015; Can't post for 11 years!

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Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; ASK ME ABOUT MY
UNITED STATES MARINES
FUNKO POPS COLLECTION

https://twitter.com/Jovial_Hack/status/1440447709639364616?s=20

# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:27

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Yes. We must enlist the Mormons to exterminate the raccoons.

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Fellatio del Toro: Mar 21, 2009

Dr. Killjoy posted:

??? lmao

# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:34

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Gripweed posted:

https://twitter.com/Jovial_Hack/status/1440447709639364616?s=20

Raccoons don't live in deserts, but Mormons do.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 18:49

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

Raccoons are Mormons whose mana has run out causing them to revert to their true form.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 19:00

HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Holy poo poo he�s still alive?

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/Reach4ACopsGun/status/1440387169789513738

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wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/PoliticsAndEd/status/1440723060378660868?s=20

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im_sorry: Jan 15, 2006; (9999); Ultra Carp

Is it too late for a tortoise post?

These are from when Frankie was smaller, back when covid was just starting to make the news... although she's not much bigger now, since tortoises grow slowly, and she's only about 5.

im_sorry has issued a correction as of 20:09 on Sep 23, 2021

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Post a current picture.

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im_sorry: Jan 15, 2006; (9999); Ultra Carp

indigi posted:

Post a current picture.

Just took this now.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 20:16

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