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Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

ninjahedgehog posted:

I kinda wish at that point they had moved the timeline up a millennium or so -- Without Vima there's nothing really connecting KOTOR to TOTJ, and so you've got the TOTJ ancient-looking ships and technology giving way to prequel-era Star Wars aesthetics in just about 20 years.

Alternatively they could have gone whole hog and given KOTOR the TOTJ aesthetic, but from a brand recognition perspective I get why that's a nonstarter.
That was a stylistic choice to have them all "dressed old" as if they would actually be flying space sailboats while wearing sandals. They did a similar thing with one of the Darth Bane comics where everyone used swords and bows instead of lightsabers and blasters.

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


ScottyJSno posted:

I am sitting with my 9 year old Japanese son in Japan building Lego Star Wars like you do, and he out of the blue asks me in Japanese...

"What is Palpatine son's name again?"

I am thinking from Rise of the Skywalker. So I say I don't know. My son says,

"No, the guy with three eyes."

I stop stunned. And say "huh?" My son continues...

"With one eye on the back of his head."

I stammer "Triclops?"

My son's face lights lights up, "Yeah! Trioculus was the fake one with the Moff."

Mystified as to where my son learned this forbidden knowledge in Japanese in Japan, I asked him...

"I read it in a book from the school library."

***

So school age children in Japan have access to Bantam era Star Wars character encyclopedias that have been translated in Japanese. :psyboom:

one of us, one of us, one of us

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ScottyJSno posted:

I am sitting with my 9 year old Japanese son in Japan building Lego Star Wars like you do, and he out of the blue asks me in Japanese...

"What is Palpatine son's name again?"

I am thinking from Rise of the Skywalker. So I say I don't know. My son says,

"No, the guy with three eyes."

I stop stunned. And say "huh?" My son continues...

"With one eye on the back of his head."

I stammer "Triclops?"

My son's face lights lights up, "Yeah! Trioculus was the fake one with the Moff."

Mystified as to where my son learned this forbidden knowledge in Japanese in Japan, I asked him...

"I read it in a book from the school library."

***

So school age children in Japan have access to Bantam era Star Wars character encyclopedias that have been translated in Japanese. :psyboom:

Palpatine: “Good. Good.”

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Let's be real: they absolutely should’ve given Palpatine's son a third eye in TROS with no explanation

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Snoke should have had three eyes.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


snoke is a clone of plagueis, why would he have three eyes

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Jazerus posted:

snoke is a clone of plagueis, why would he have three eyes

Because he was a hosed-up clone, because Sheevy and Plagueis had hosed up genetics from freebasing ULTIMATE POWAH for decades. Same reason Triclops would have.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


One of the few things I liked about ROS was them showing Snoke growing in a vat. Just a distraction from the real threat. Of course the real threat was lame as gently caress, but I’ll take what little that’s good about it.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Snokeclones is a joke that nobody in the movie made.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

ScottyJSno posted:

So school age children in Japan have access to Bantam era Star Wars character encyclopedias that have been translated in Japanese. :psyboom:

Look, if kids don't learn about the Glove of Darth Vader in school, they're just going to pick it up from the street.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


“Dad, tell me about Han and Chewie’s gay floating house?”

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



Casimir Radon posted:

“Dad, tell me about Han and Chewie’s gay floating house?”

Well sport, it all starts with this kid that lived underneath Yavin 4 named Ken...


Come to think of it RIP Ken and The Lost City of the Jedi when the Vong went to Yavin 4, they were pretty through when they took over there.

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS

Arquinsiel posted:

That was a stylistic choice to have them all "dressed old" as if they would actually be flying space sailboats while wearing sandals. They did a similar thing with one of the Darth Bane comics where everyone used swords and bows instead of lightsabers and blasters.

I liked the JJM KotOR comic series' take on it, which tried for a blend of the games and TotJ, where technology was Prequel-era like in the games, but fashion, architecture and vehicle-design amongst those of wealth evoked some of the sword-and-sandals feel of TotJ

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

Arc Hammer posted:

Snokeclones is a joke that nobody in the movie made.

I go to the corner store and I order a snow cone. A muffled voice jeers "and you're just a child in a mask"

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

The Shame Boy posted:

Well sport, it all starts with this kid that lived underneath Yavin 4 named Ken...


Come to think of it RIP Ken and The Lost City of the Jedi when the Vong went to Yavin 4, they were pretty through when they took over there.

Think about it: Kylo Ren....

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Arc Hammer posted:

The Essential Guide to Characters?

he wasnt in that. maybe there was a japanese print of the book and he came across it?

Jazerus posted:

snoke is a clone of plagueis, why would he have three eyes

i always assumed he was like a lovely sheev based homunculus or some poo poo. i am still weirdly anoyed by that. id have been fine with snoke being some dark side adept who hosed off to the outer rim and then just played imperial remenant shitheads like a fiddle. hell i dont even really hate snoke being a sith homunculus but like just leave it with "boy, i made snoke" or some poo poo.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


yeah i guess he's technically a weird palpatine clone but he looks more like a weird muun clone and it'd be an extremely sheev move to clone plagueis to be his lovely puppet sith

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

The idea of giving a clone a megalomaniacal personality but then also making multiple copies of them also seems like an opportunity for comedy.

Palpatine keeps sending new Snokes to meet with the one running the first order.

"I'm the supreme commander!"
"No, I'm the supreme commander!"
...
"You're both wrong, I'm-"

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Animal Friend posted:

The idea of giving a clone a megalomaniacal personality but then also making multiple copies of them also seems like an opportunity for comedy.

As proven by the Mauler Twins in Invincible.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

ScottyJSno posted:

I am sitting with my 9 year old Japanese son in Japan building Lego Star Wars like you do, and he out of the blue asks me in Japanese...

"What is Palpatine son's name again?"

I am thinking from Rise of the Skywalker. So I say I don't know. My son says,

"No, the guy with three eyes."

I stop stunned. And say "huh?" My son continues...

"With one eye on the back of his head."

I stammer "Triclops?"

My son's face lights lights up, "Yeah! Trioculus was the fake one with the Moff."

Mystified as to where my son learned this forbidden knowledge in Japanese in Japan, I asked him...

"I read it in a book from the school library."

***

So school age children in Japan have access to Bantam era Star Wars character encyclopedias that have been translated in Japanese. :psyboom:

The universe is trying to recreate the experiences we had as children. Get him reading the Thrawn trilogy next to continue his training.

Also, god help him.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


*Drops Darksaber on the floor in front of him.
“Oh wow, how did that get there?”

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Casimir Radon posted:

*Drops Darksaber on the floor in front of him.
“Oh wow, how did that get there?”

If you’re trying to make a kid miserable, go with Planet of Twilight or The Crystal Star.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


fartknocker posted:

If you’re trying to make a kid miserable, go with Planet of Twilight or The Crystal Star.
Now now, none of them are good. But of course the comedy potential of giving a kid Planet of Twilight without reading Children of the Jedi first might be the most fun, for you anyway.
“WHAT’S A CALLISTA?!”

“We’ll, you see there was this lady who was a ghost in a planet destroying ship computer or something like that, and then she got her ghost put in the body of some other lady who didn’t want to live anymore, but then she couldn’t use the force anymore…”

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Casimir Radon posted:

Now now, none of them are good. But of course the comedy potential of giving a kid Planet of Twilight without reading Children of the Jedi first might be the most fun, for you anyway.
“WHAT’S A CALLISTA?!”

“We’ll, you see there was this lady who was a ghost in a planet destroying ship computer or something like that, and then she got her ghost put in the body of some other lady who didn’t want to live anymore, but then she couldn’t use the force anymore…”

"Hang on, I should start over. How do you feel about Gamorreans?"

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


thrawn527 posted:

"Hang on, I should start over. How do you feel about Gamorreans?"
“Specifically Gamorreans who got brainwashed by this planet killing ship into thinking they’re stormtroopers…..are you writing this down?”

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Planet of Twilight also has Admiral Daala's long-lost boyfriend, the guy who makes porn for the Hutts.

Edit: And now I'm recalling that Karen Traviss killed Daala's porn boyfriend off-screen so that Daala could gently caress Boba Fett.

Chairman Capone fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Sep 27, 2021

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Still a better ending for her than being elected president of the New New Republic, because reasons.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Casimir Radon posted:

“Specifically Gamorreans who got brainwashed by this planet killing ship into thinking they’re stormtroopers…..are you writing this down?”

:hellyeah:

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Casimir Radon posted:

“Specifically Gamorreans who got brainwashed by this planet killing ship into thinking they’re stormtroopers…..are you writing this down?”
The thing is, that just reminded me of Ork Stormboyz so teenage me thought that was the sole redeeming feature of that whole mess.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I’m honestly hoping that they eventually get around to making unabridged audiobooks of the crappier EU novels. That way I can experience them again with no real effort on my part.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

I'm going through Knight Errant right now and it's a solid read imo

It's structurally a travelogue of various Sith fiefdoms in a post-war galaxy with the cherry of a reveal that oops they're all related and competing for Grandma Sith's trust fund money. Kerra and Rusher are fun (if pulpy) characters too.

I wish we got a Legends book about the Jedi Chancellor :sigh:

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

I read the Knight Errant comic and remember liking it, especially given it came out around when the Dark Horse comic output kind of went into decline IMO. I had completely forgotten that Miller wrote a novel tie-in, too.

Actually, speaking of Miller novels, I'm curious if Kenobi will tie into the Kenobi TV series at all, given it's being re-released as part of the Essential Legends line around when the show is supposed to release. I feel like the novel was pretty much the essential "Kenobi on Tatooine" story, it's really hard to think of something that could top that. I really hope the show doesn't go into the territory of "Kenobi actually left Tatooine and had a bunch of galactic adventures and then returns to sit around his hut" but kind of suspect that's what it will do.

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009

It's too bad (but also good because it would've inevitably been awful) that Legends never really got around to exploring the period of time where the whole galaxy just became Warhammer 40k for a while.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Both the Knight Errant comics and novel were great. Definitely one of the highlights of the late Legends EU, and outside of the Bane era the only real look we got into the New Sith Wars.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Chairman Capone posted:

I read the Knight Errant comic and remember liking it, especially given it came out around when the Dark Horse comic output kind of went into decline IMO. I had completely forgotten that Miller wrote a novel tie-in, too.

Actually, speaking of Miller novels, I'm curious if Kenobi will tie into the Kenobi TV series at all, given it's being re-released as part of the Essential Legends line around when the show is supposed to release. I feel like the novel was pretty much the essential "Kenobi on Tatooine" story, it's really hard to think of something that could top that. I really hope the show doesn't go into the territory of "Kenobi actually left Tatooine and had a bunch of galactic adventures and then returns to sit around his hut" but kind of suspect that's what it will do.
Same to all of this. I should try find that Knight Errant tie-in next time I am in Forbidden Planet.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Lord Hydronium posted:

Both the Knight Errant comics and novel were great. Definitely one of the highlights of the late Legends EU, and outside of the Bane era the only real look we got into the New Sith Wars.

Never got around to reading Knight Errant but it sounds like it's right up my alley -- I loved the glimpses of that era in the Essential Guides, and the concept of the Republic failing to such a degree that various Jedi set up hereditary fiefdoms in the periphery of Republic space is really interesting. Prime material for mining some more Kurosawa-influenced stories if Legends had lasted a little longer

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Speaking of Knight Errant and Kenobi, I'm contributing a chapter to an academic volume on Star Trek and I just saw that John Jackson Miller is also contributing a chapter, which was cool to see!

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
They released the first five chapters of the Star Wars: Ronin as a preview.

Chronosynclast
Sep 29, 2021

ScottyJSno posted:

I am sitting with my 9 year old Japanese son in Japan building Lego Star Wars like you do, and he out of the blue asks me in Japanese...

"What is Palpatine son's name again?"

I am thinking from Rise of the Skywalker. So I say I don't know. My son says,

"No, the guy with three eyes."

I stop stunned. And say "huh?" My son continues...

"With one eye on the back of his head."

I stammer "Triclops?"

My son's face lights lights up, "Yeah! Trioculus was the fake one with the Moff."

Mystified as to where my son learned this forbidden knowledge in Japanese in Japan, I asked him...

"I read it in a book from the school library."

***

So school age children in Japan have access to Bantam era Star Wars character encyclopedias that have been translated in Japanese. :psyboom:

Speaking of everyone's favorite three-eyed prisoner, I was recently reading Death Troopers and came across the following passage:

quote:

Being cautious became harder; soon you needed eyes in the back of your head -- which some of them actually possessed. Two weeks earlier in the mess hall, Trig had noticed a tall, silent inmate sitting with its back to him but watching him nonetheless with a single raw-red eye in the back of its skull.

What do you think? Coincidence, or well-hidden cameo?

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Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Chronosynclast posted:

What do you think? Coincidence, or well-hidden cameo?

This is truly perfection.

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