YOSPOS images thread 1.7: You Will (Not) Text-Only Post

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

I dub thee dinner

# ? Sep 28, 2021 09:04

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 16:58

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

she must be getting pretty good at it by now.

gotta keep those post-chancellor job options open, mang

# ? Sep 28, 2021 13:04

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Chris Knight posted:

gotta keep those post-chancellor job options open, mang

pinnacle of home computing

# ? Sep 28, 2021 14:41

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/cooperlund/status/1442837380776579079?s=21

# ? Sep 28, 2021 14:47

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1442737816568532992?s=21

# ? Sep 28, 2021 14:48

Woolwich Bagnet: Apr 27, 2003

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1442737816568532992?s=21

so majestic

# ? Sep 28, 2021 15:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Antigravitas posted:

lol i bet this pisses off nazis so much

# ? Sep 28, 2021 15:48

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1442737816568532992?s=21

george is gettin� innovative!

# ? Sep 28, 2021 15:49

Woolwich Bagnet: Apr 27, 2003

putting his head on basically anything is a surefire way to make it funnier

# ? Sep 28, 2021 15:51

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

no clue why this has been popping into my head over and over for the past week but it has so i'm sharing it

# ? Sep 28, 2021 15:52

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

President Beep posted:

lol i bet this pisses off nazis so much

It does, but the best part is that D�ner is such a cultural institution they can't say poo poo. They have to be nice to the D�nermann and seethe in private.

# ? Sep 28, 2021 15:58

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1442737816568532992?s=21

"So the phone's got no buttons"
"nope, just a screen"
"huh, no buttons"
"buttonless"
"so how do you turn it on?"
"well so there's ONE button"
"ahHA not so buttonless are we!"
*kramer kramers in*

# ? Sep 28, 2021 15:59

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

they probably had to shoot down constant proposals from ive for a zero button phone. just make the unlock and volume buttons touch sensitive spots on the case

# ? Sep 28, 2021 16:05

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

ewiley posted:

"So the phone's got no buttons"
"nope, just a screen"
"huh, no buttons"
"buttonless"
"so how do you turn it on?"
"well so there's ONE button"
"ahHA not so buttonless are we!"
*kramer kramers in*

https://twitter.com/Virion/status/1442876661981007876

# ? Sep 28, 2021 16:41

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

ewiley posted:

"So the phone's got no buttons"
"nope, just a screen"
"huh, no buttons"
"buttonless"
"so how do you turn it on?"
"well so there's ONE button"
"ahHA not so buttonless are we!"
*kramer kramers in*

# ? Sep 28, 2021 16:42

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Woolwich Bagnet posted:

putting his head on basically anything is a surefire way to make it funnier

A friend of mine described her husband, who none of us have ever met, as "basically George Costanza" and like....how are you supposed to take that

# ? Sep 28, 2021 16:58

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sagebrush posted:

A friend of mine described her husband, who none of us have ever met, as "basically George Costanza" and like....how are you supposed to take that

does she think that�s good or bad

# ? Sep 28, 2021 17:19

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Sagebrush posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CScwUj3.mp4

this is from a movie from 1937. they painted the actress' face with all the witch makeup in a single color (purple apparently), then used a filter on the camera to block it out. at the right moment they slid the filter, which had a graduated section on one side, out of the way, fading the effect out and revealing the witch appearance.

i think it's creepier than a lot of modern horror movie effects tbh.

neat what makes this doubly scary is you are posting

# ? Sep 28, 2021 17:33

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1442885192490881025?s=21

# ? Sep 28, 2021 18:21

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Sep 28, 2021 19:38

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

echinopsis posted:

# ? Sep 28, 2021 19:43

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

still life in these forums yet

# ? Sep 28, 2021 19:45

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Video Nasty posted:

lol

# ? Sep 28, 2021 19:49

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

duz posted:

still life in these forums yet

best ten bucks I ever spent

# ? Sep 28, 2021 20:13

Truman Peyote: Oct 11, 2006

echinopsis posted:

homer simpson focusing his sexual powers?

# ? Sep 28, 2021 21:18

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Truman Peyote posted:

homer simpson focusing his sexual powers?

# ? Sep 28, 2021 21:46

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/rulesobeyer/status/1442737816568532992?s=21

the apple store called

# ? Sep 28, 2021 21:51

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLxgiJ-do_E

# ? Sep 28, 2021 23:08

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

# ? Sep 28, 2021 23:38

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

# ? Sep 28, 2021 23:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.