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Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Lib and let die posted:

a few days late, but i just came up with

The Biden administration is gonna Gitmo migrants deported

That was four or five days ago

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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Lib and let die posted:

because religion dies, yuna and rikku form a pop trio with femsquall, and travel the world looking for treasure or something under the guise of always being on tour or something idk it was an awful story with a phenomenal job and combat system.

Actually "girls night out, but we're stealing treasure and doing odd jobs" was a great premise and FF is at its best when its making you do stupid stuff

More games where you drive around and collect flowers with your bros

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Kieth!

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





spacemang_spliff posted:

the dumbest loving posters: "oh you say you hate fascism but yet here you are saying that people shouldn't randomly spray bullets into crowds of bystanders wow hypocrite much. now watch me deny this claim"
it's not hard to comprehend how someone whose brain is filled with individualistic notions of revolutionary action would come to the conclusion that they alone are responsible for carrying anti-capitalism forward

this is why anarchism is brain poison

it's like anti-vaxxers: stupid yes, but stupid in a way that is readily understood

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Neurolimal posted:

Actually "girls night out, but we're stealing treasure and doing odd jobs" was a great premise and FF is at its best when its making you do stupid stuff

More games where you drive around and collect flowers with your bros

check his flower pot for gay porn

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

kind of forgot how funny it was that Martha McSally lost to both Sinema and Kelly, even funnier is that the two Dems ended up being total garbage anyway. even the literal astronaut Dems are pathetic.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

well..i mean they lost.

do we have to give them particpation trophies?

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

kind of forgot how funny it was that Martha McSally lost to both Sinema and Kelly, even funnier is that the two Dems ended up being total garbage anyway. even the literal astronaut Dems are pathetic.

what's Mark Kelly done?

I know he's a democrat but my take was that he basically a non-descript standard democrat and not a "try to tank everything even remotely decent" Joe Manchin esque democrat

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Nastier Nate posted:

well..i mean they lost.

do we have to give them particpation trophies?

If congress is defining participation trophies as "trillions of dollars paid out to defense contractors," then yes, they are.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

The Nastier Nate posted:

what's Mark Kelly done?

I know he's a democrat but my take was that he basically a non-descript standard democrat and not a "try to tank everything even remotely decent" Joe Manchin esque democrat


he went to space OP

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


you can’t trust anyone that’s been to space

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I mean, there's a joke about the F35 being a participation trophy, but trophies are merely useless. Th F35 is worse than useless in how it quickly and efficiently transports a pilot from the runway directly to a grave.

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

I mean, there's a joke about the F35 being a participation trophy, but trophies are merely useless. Th F35 is worse than useless in how it quickly and efficiently transports a pilot from the runway directly to a grave.

wasting trillions(?) on making a weaponized death aircraft that only suceeds in killing US pilots seems useful, or least net good, in the grand scheme of things

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

tho by that metric, nothing will out-perform the osprey in terms of soldier lives vs dollars spent

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

wasting trillions(?) on making a weaponized death aircraft that only suceeds in killing US pilots seems useful, or least net good, in the grand scheme of things

CIA psyop plan to "leave behind" billions of dollars of ACME brand military hardware in Afghanistan to bait the Taliban into stealing it and sabotaging their operations then blowing themselves up in lovely planes

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

you can’t trust anyone that’s been to space

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OffensivePoliticalLice-mobile.mp4

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

wasting trillions(?) on making a weaponized death aircraft that only suceeds in killing US pilots seems useful, or least net good, in the grand scheme of things

Notwithstanding, If the stated goal is to a) fly and b) have the pilot return safely, but not only falls at the first hurdle as well as the second, then it's worse than useless.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lot of people will claim to have hosed in the vacuum of space.

these people are lying

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
when i saw so many unread posts last night i was hoping that biden had died

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

depends what you mean by eat



e: gently caress, eaten

loling that i watched this episode of always sunny literally yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JsV6GjdVSY

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

yeah I guess Kelly isn't the worst by far

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

MSDOS KAPITAL posted:

it's not hard to comprehend how someone whose brain is filled with individualistic notions of revolutionary action would come to the conclusion that they alone are responsible for carrying anti-capitalism forward

this is why anarchism is brain poison

it's like anti-vaxxers: stupid yes, but stupid in a way that is readily understood

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/sarahnferris/status/1443250830598156288

the cucc zone

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica
but the F-35 brought jobs to our state! No, I don't know a single person who has anything to do with those jobs why do you ask

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

Fleetwood posted:

when i saw so many unread posts last night i was hoping that biden had died

lol last night was great fun but yeah that would have been disappointing lol

Bootleg Trunks
Jun 12, 2020


lmao 4ever @ the mods

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


i swear this timeline is going the way of supernatural, and eventually kojima is going to reveal himself as god

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1443260340163203074

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

lmao the mods

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


There's no reason to pay attention to any of this drama until the last minute

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

that's right :evilbuddy:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


mods knew

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Jokerpilled Drudge posted:

but the F-35 brought jobs to our state! No, I don't know a single person who has anything to do with those jobs why do you ask

wrong, idiot! the aerospace program brought $12 million worth of new jobs to the state and every one of those jobs were filled.

yes that money went into only fifty job openings and they were all filled by guys working remotely from loudoun county virginia but I don't see how that's at all relevant to the discussion

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

AnimeIsTrash posted:



The antifa supersoldier drip picture is still making me crack up so hard.

this but she's singing tamagatchi instead of tomodachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLAF5tyLEu8&t=38s

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

The Nastier Nate posted:

what's Mark Kelly done?

I know he's a democrat but my take was that he basically a non-descript standard democrat and not a "try to tank everything even remotely decent" Joe Manchin esque democrat

He hasn't said he would vote for the pro act.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

My favorite FF is 8 because it's so obviously the product of Square believing that they couldn't possibly gently caress up after 7 was the most insane smash hit ever, so they just crammed it full of every weird idea they had without any second thoughts and just assumed it would all work

Like people complain a lot about the gameplay systems being weird and stupid but even as a teenager who hated doing math homework, I still had a lot of fun recognizing how all the weird ideas interacted and beating the game at level 12 or so and one-shotting bosses along the way

The story though is even more insane and it's fun trying to explain it to people. I have a hard time not breaking down into laughter when I get to the "and THEN it turns out that all your party members grew up in an orphanage together but they all have amnesia and don't remember, except for the sniper character who remembered the whole time but didn't say anything because he didn't want to look weird"

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

My favorite FF is 8 because it's so obviously the product of Square believing that they couldn't possibly gently caress up after 7 was the most insane smash hit ever, so they just crammed it full of every weird idea they had without any second thoughts and just assumed it would all work

Like people complain a lot about the gameplay systems being weird and stupid but even as a teenager who hated doing math homework, I still had a lot of fun recognizing how all the weird ideas interacted and beating the game at level 12 or so and one-shotting bosses along the way

The story though is even more insane and it's fun trying to explain it to people. I have a hard time not breaking down into laughter when I get to the "and THEN it turns out that all your party members grew up in an orphanage together but they all have amnesia and don't remember, except for the sniper character who remembered the whole time but didn't say anything because he didn't want to look weird"

the purpose of our space program is to allow the president to check on the status of an imprisoned wizard

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

My favorite FF is 8 because it's so obviously the product of Square believing that they couldn't possibly gently caress up after 7 was the most insane smash hit ever, so they just crammed it full of every weird idea they had without any second thoughts and just assumed it would all work

Like people complain a lot about the gameplay systems being weird and stupid but even as a teenager who hated doing math homework, I still had a lot of fun recognizing how all the weird ideas interacted and beating the game at level 12 or so and one-shotting bosses along the way

The story though is even more insane and it's fun trying to explain it to people. I have a hard time not breaking down into laughter when I get to the "and THEN it turns out that all your party members grew up in an orphanage together but they all have amnesia and don't remember, except for the sniper character who remembered the whole time but didn't say anything because he didn't want to look weird"

it was the most fun ff to be able to break from very early on in the game

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

My favorite FF is 8 because it's so obviously the product of Square believing that they couldn't possibly gently caress up after 7 was the most insane smash hit ever, so they just crammed it full of every weird idea they had without any second thoughts and just assumed it would all work

Like people complain a lot about the gameplay systems being weird and stupid but even as a teenager who hated doing math homework, I still had a lot of fun recognizing how all the weird ideas interacted and beating the game at level 12 or so and one-shotting bosses along the way

The story though is even more insane and it's fun trying to explain it to people. I have a hard time not breaking down into laughter when I get to the "and THEN it turns out that all your party members grew up in an orphanage together but they all have amnesia and don't remember, except for the sniper character who remembered the whole time but didn't say anything because he didn't want to look weird"

the wikipedia plot synopsis for this game reads like an overwrought joke about jrpg plots

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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

My favorite FF is 8 because it's so obviously the product of Square believing that they couldn't possibly gently caress up after 7 was the most insane smash hit ever, so they just crammed it full of every weird idea they had without any second thoughts and just assumed it would all work

Like people complain a lot about the gameplay systems being weird and stupid but even as a teenager who hated doing math homework, I still had a lot of fun recognizing how all the weird ideas interacted and beating the game at level 12 or so and one-shotting bosses along the way

The story though is even more insane and it's fun trying to explain it to people. I have a hard time not breaking down into laughter when I get to the "and THEN it turns out that all your party members grew up in an orphanage together but they all have amnesia and don't remember, except for the sniper character who remembered the whole time but didn't say anything because he didn't want to look weird"

gently caress, I forgot about that. Must have been because I've been leaving my GF contact lenses on when I sleep. Because I was trained at a special mercenary school what real purpose is to assassinate witches. Unfortunately the homeschool set up by your time traveling witch mom homeschool's first attempt on her life went lmao bad, comically bad. Sick train set used in the planning stages tho.

Whagleblargle I'm experiencing TIME KOMPRESSION

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