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Twenty pages and several discussions of the Jedi Academy Trilogy and not one of you brought up the part where Lando goes to the Or the time where Chewie and Threepio became the aunt and uncle who take Han and Leia's twins to Coruscant's museum of natural history where Jaina and Jacen find an elevator that takes them to the bottom of the planet and they get attacked by a cyclops. Or when Leia's childhood friend was babysitting Anakin Solo and used a mountain that was also a giant tentacle droid to fight against a dumbass Imperial commander riding around in the giant robot spider from Wild Wild West.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 02:43 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:03 |
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it's really a wonder that such absolutely loving weird books are also so incomprehensibly boring
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 02:51 |
look man when i think about lando in the EU only two things come to mind: the fact that he's always got a new mining operation, and that time he climbed around nude with lobot while c-3po and r2-d2 watched
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 02:55 |
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Jazerus posted:look man when i think about lando in the EU only two things come to mind: the fact that he's always got a new mining operation, and that time he climbed around nude with lobot while c-3po and r2-d2 watched Was that the thing in the Black Fleet Crisis? I remember him and Lobot stuck in that dumb ship for 3 books doing nothing but don’t recall him being naked…
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 03:02 |
fartknocker posted:Was that the thing in the Black Fleet Crisis? I remember him and Lobot stuck in that dumb ship for 3 books doing nothing but don’t recall him being naked… yeah. it's been many years since i read it (because black fleet crisis is abysmal) so maybe i'm mis-remembering but i'm pretty sure that whatever they had to do in order to leave the dumb ship at the end involved lando & lobot clambering around part of the ship in very little clothing, if not totally naked
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 03:07 |
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There’s a parts where the vacuum suits they wore are too bulky to get through parts of the ship and they take them off, but I don’t recall them explicitly said to be naked or close to it and assumed they had clothes on
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 03:18 |
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You can liven up any story by imagining Billy Dee Williams has a nude scene in it.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 03:57 |
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Threepio and Artoo are already naked. So it’s only fair to join in.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 04:12 |
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Lando also gets stripped naked and left to die in the first(?) Lando Calrissian Adventure iirc
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 04:39 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i feel like loving aliens is kinda normal in star wars. the exoctic poo poo is probably wanting to gently caress hutts or various non bipedal aliens. maybe those aliens that have six legged wolf babys. "However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?" -Zapp Brannigan
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 07:27 |
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Arc Hammer posted:Twenty pages and several discussions of the Jedi Academy Trilogy and not one of you brought up the part where Lando goes to the Wait what. I read that horrid poo poo series and I don't remember any of that.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 13:01 |
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Starlog #31 Feb 1980 posted:SOLO GETS IT Starlog #31 Feb 1980 posted:Stalking STRIKES BACK https://www.inverse.com/article/15123-george-lucas-s-original-plans-for-star-wars-episode-vii-and-boba-fett-reve posted:“Oh, they cared [about rumors],” he said, laughing. “We wrote a fake treatment for The Empire Strikes Back, and had just enough things people knew would be there - like that there would be an ice planet - and let it leak so there would be more rumors. And Starlog Magazine helped us. We gave them the earliest photos of The Empire Strikes Back, and they wrote an article saying ‘We don’t know what’s happening on Empire Strikes Back, but here’s a list of rumors we heard.’ And it was a list that I compiled and gave them.”
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 14:44 |
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banned from Starbucks posted:Wait what. I read that horrid poo poo series and I don't remember any of that. You don't remember when Admiral ackbar retired in disgrace because he crashed a B Wing into a planet's sacred glass windchime tower? Or when Luke had to complete a super Mario lava platforming section to convince a guy to join his Jedi school? Or the time Mon Mothma was infected by a flesh eating bacteria during a meeting with an Imperial delegation that was held in an arboretum of carnivorous plants?
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 15:30 |
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The Jedi Academy trilogy is batshit insane at times, but IMO they’re at least somewhat entertaining and fairly easy reads. Compare that to a bunch of other stuff that came out in the years after (The Callista trilogy, Crystal Star, Black Fleet Crisis) which at times are Passchendaele-level slogs to get through for big chunks of them.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 18:57 |
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banned from Starbucks posted:Wait what. I read that horrid poo poo series and I don't remember any of that. The Jedi Academy trilogy is absolutely full of vividly described and wildly different thematic scenes that are somehow also very forgettable. For instance: I read it countless times growing up and I completely forgot that the blob races, the spider-walker assault on Leia's nanny (she was too busy doing space things to watch her kids I guess?), and the entire "Mon Mothma was poisoned for Reasons and Admiral Ackbar's neice or whatever has to Force-suck out each individual droplet of poison" subplot were all from the same trilogy.
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# ? Oct 4, 2021 18:13 |
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Han and Leia reading the Little Lost Bantha Cub to Jacen and Jaina for their bedtime nap. Defeating Exar Kun with the power of friendship and Jacen holding up Luke's lightsaber as a two year old. Mara Jade showing up for two seconds, looking at the academy and then says "lol I'm out" and bouncing away from the books altogether. After the books came out Kyle Katarn was retconned into being one of the students, alongside Corran Horn. If Katarn actually was there he'd have probably punched the ghost.
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# ? Oct 4, 2021 19:35 |
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A good chunk of I, Jedi is devoted to pointing out the issues at Luke’s academy.
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# ? Oct 4, 2021 19:45 |
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Corran Horn and the Methods of Rationality.
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# ? Oct 4, 2021 20:08 |
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Robot Style posted:Corran Horn and the Methods of Rationality.
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# ? Oct 4, 2021 21:31 |
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Corran Horn and the Methods of Otterfucking.
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# ? Oct 5, 2021 00:28 |
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fartknocker posted:A good chunk of I, Jedi is devoted to pointing out the issues at Luke’s academy. When your trilogy is so badly written that even Stackpole can dunk all over you with impunity.
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 02:32 |
you can make fun of him all you want but the zahn/stackpole/allston version of star wars was basically peak star wars
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 02:37 |
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Jazerus posted:you can make fun of him all you want but the zahn/stackpole/allston version of star wars was basically peak star wars Everyone doesn't appreciate pegging as much as you do buddy
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# ? Oct 7, 2021 18:58 |
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Somebody laid this down in another thread, and it deserves to be here.ninjahedgehog posted:People talk a lot of poo poo about Darth Lightsaber Knees or otter loving or Waru, but this right here is the nadir of Legends (and I say this as someone who was overall a Legends fan)
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 20:55 |
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how the gently caress could anyone even tell he’s Asian? The Jedi Knight FMVs are like 320x240
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 21:24 |
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Jazerus posted:you can make fun of him all you want but the zahn/stackpole/allston version of star wars was basically peak star wars hell ya brother
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# ? Oct 12, 2021 22:45 |
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Jazerus posted:you can make fun of him all you want but the zahn/stackpole/allston version of star wars was basically peak star wars Zahn and Allston, maybe.
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# ? Oct 14, 2021 08:24 |
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Oh poo poo I almost forgot about how Han takes Kyp Durron alpine skiing on Coruscant at the start of Dark Apprentice and they have to outrun an avalanche.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:30 |
Arc Hammer posted:Oh poo poo I almost forgot about how Han takes Kyp Durron alpine skiing on Coruscant at the start of Dark Apprentice and they have to outrun an avalanche. the whole "han acting like a rich awkward stepdad" thing with kyp is just weird as hell
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 17:46 |
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Defiance Industries posted:Zahn and Allston, maybe. Stackpole kind of sucks but he deserves big big credit for coming up with this skasion posted:Luke sold the burnt out husk of the Lars family farm to an alien named Throgg. Throgg was later dispossessed by Biggs Darklighter’s dad, who convinced the local authorities to pass a racist ballot initiative to expropriate him. Facts
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:27 |
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Jazerus posted:the whole "han acting like a rich awkward stepdad" thing with kyp is just weird as hell Everything about how the EU conceived of Han’s post war activities and relationship with Leia is at minimum weird and at best, completely insane. As depressing/dumb as the sequel take on that is, it is still an improvement
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:33 |
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Han Solo posted:I've always dreamed of having a place of my own, and I figure it's about time Chewie and I built my dream sky house.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 18:37 |
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Reading bedtime stories about a little lost Bantha cub to baby Jedi? Lame. Winning a planet of bikini force witches riding Rancors in a card game before kidnapping your girlfriend and giving it to her as a present? Hell yeah.
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 19:30 |
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the dathomir back is complete and total nonsense but hell yes he won a planet in a card game and then had to do a toxic masculineity to get leia to marry him
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 20:46 |
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Up Circle posted:the dathomir back is complete and total nonsense but hell yes he won a planet in a card game and then had to do a toxic masculineity to get leia to marry him And it worked
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 21:54 |
Up Circle posted:the dathomir back is complete and total nonsense but hell yes he won a planet in a card game and then had to do a toxic masculineity to get leia to marry him what a man, solo
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# ? Oct 15, 2021 22:13 |
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Jazerus posted:the whole "han acting like a rich awkward stepdad" thing with kyp is just weird as hell The parts where Anderson tells us that Han is thinking about how cool Kyp is and how much he wants to be best friends with him is maybe the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in print. And I work at a newspaper.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 05:54 |
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Up Circle posted:the dathomir back is complete and total nonsense but hell yes he won a planet in a card game and then had to do a toxic masculineity to get leia to marry him Let's not forget about the date rape gun as well.
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 14:25 |
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Lol that Star Wars which already has magical mind control powers felt the need to come up with alternative sci fi date rape methods Actually I’m not loling at all. That is hosed up
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# ? Oct 16, 2021 15:05 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 12:03 |
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Wasn't it not even subtly or creatively named, and it was literally called like THE GUN OF CONTROL or something? Courtship was the first Star Wars novel I ever read and it really instilled in me at a very young age how loving weird the Star Wars EU was
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# ? Oct 17, 2021 02:45 |