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caterpillaropera posted:AITA for reporting someone I thought was creepy… now I’m the one in trouble like oh my God, what a creeper. gag me with a spoon, I'm sure
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caterpillaropera posted:AITA for reporting someone I thought was creepy… now I’m the one in trouble Seems a pretty cut and dry question, this one.
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Oct 21, 2021 13:44
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I like how she explains the entire situation and that the dude did in fact work for housing and she was in fact supposed to have her dog on a leash, then one sentence later calls him a creepy guy who harassed her again
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Oct 21, 2021 13:47
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I need my emotional support beejohn to help me cope with anxiety from creepy dudes telling me that my emotional support beejohn is illegal
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Oct 21, 2021 14:11
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Beejohn is the less popular version of beecock
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Oct 21, 2021 14:17
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Ok y’all, down for some input on the below proposed guidelines Derails: With that, if I or another fool that’s an IK request a ceasefire on a derail, it isn’t for a probefest, but if it’s a probefest you want, it’s one you’ll get. I believe in giving someone a fair shot, but if you ignore a warning and get a sixer…I don’t want to hear it cause I know what I’ve done. Fake stories: yeah some of these are some clown college attempts at writing. I don’t want every page filled with “FAKE. PHONY” so calm down Holden Caulfield. If it’s something you can hilariously debunk (like for instance, someone saying an event took place on Feb 31st), that’s fine. But if crying fake gets excessive or it’s the only drat thing being posted, I’ll enforce the “post another drat thing, then” rule. I presume that this is a self explanatory rule. Other things to keep in mind: goons are, and have always been, rather diverse and of all spots and stripes. This is more apparent in a post-Lowtax era and honestly? Good. I urge you to be cognizant of that in this thread. How you act upon that is your own choice, but understand that some people won’t have the same experience as you and that poo poo happens. You may have a bit more needed to understand them, or conversely, other goons might not (or obstinately refuse to) get it. Have as much patience as needed or deserved. Some goons can, will, and want to learn and grow. Others will cling to their mudpit of idiocy as they know of nothing more and insist on making you a resident there. Expend energy accordingly, but if you need a second pair of eyes, don’t hesitate to DM me or email me at someawfulwitch at geemale dawt calm. I don’t have access to mod reports so that is usually the most expedient way of getting my attention outside of the Cuervo gold and the fine Columbian. wise bards once said “you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel (build and document a thriving ecosystem of goons in their tall begoatsed towers, mocking redditors below for a laugh)”
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Oct 21, 2021 14:18
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the holy poopacy posted:I need my emotional support beejohn to help me cope with anxiety from creepy dudes telling me that my emotional support beejohn is illegal Emotional support beejohn is making me corpse a la DeLuise, thank you
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Oct 21, 2021 14:19
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caterpillaropera posted:AITA for reporting someone I thought was creepy… now I’m the one in trouble Honestly I'm willing to forgive a lot in that story on the basis of '18 year old living alone for the first time' because everyone has hosed up something that's pretty straightforward in adult life just because its their first time on encountering that thing, but getting home safe, reflecting on the encounter, and *still* calling the police really is something.
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Oct 21, 2021 14:27
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pentyne posted:Wasn't there an AAM about some middle manager who organized a happy hour or something, was encouraging everyone to eat some weed edibles, then surprised then with a drug test the next day? Found it: Smirking_Serpent posted:Free company vacation leads to everyone being fired.
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Oct 21, 2021 14:47
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My mom wants me to fake a pregnancy...quote:My mom wants me to take a pregnancy and pretend her baby is mine…
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Oct 21, 2021 14:57
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Nooner posted:Lmao, i did this once at a hotel on a school trip when i was like 14 thinking it was the best idea ever. Wasnt witty enough to think of calling it dewfee though I remember reports from back when ThinkGeek existed of people using their caffinated water to make coffee, to predictable results.
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Oct 21, 2021 14:57
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quote:The big catch, my mom isn’t willing to help pay for anything for the baby since it will not be her responsibility once it’s born. I had argued, told her to give the baby up for adoption and she thinks that heartless, because the baby, when they find out they’re adopted, will think their birth family hated them and wanted nothing to do with them. Well, the baby sure as hell wouldn't be wrong about their biological parents.
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Oct 21, 2021 14:58
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The type of person who brings her emotional support beejohn to the dorms is the type of person who thinks the world revolves around them and that them getting caught means they are being harassed.
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Oct 21, 2021 14:58
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Deformed Church posted:My mom wants me to fake a pregnancy... Ah the opposite and yet still amazingly awful version of "give me your child"
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Oct 21, 2021 15:00
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therobit posted:The type of person who brings her emotional support beejohn to the dorms is the type of person who thinks the world revolves around them and that them getting caught means they are being harassed.
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Oct 21, 2021 15:02
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Still, your Beejohn lingers on and on and on You gave your love to me softly
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Oct 21, 2021 15:05
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Dik Hz posted:How'd this person survive almost 2 months of college to this point? My freshman roommate didn't know that you do laundry, I only found out what the smell was on the day we were moving out when he stripped his bed and I saw the Psycho-style full-body grease stain on his sheets. He was still not the most inept dude I met that year.
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Oct 21, 2021 15:09
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Beejohn is like a knock off Candyman costume name
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Oct 21, 2021 15:09
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My freshman roommate didn't know that you do laundry, I only found out what the smell was on the day we were moving out when he stripped his bed and I saw the Psycho-style full-body grease stain on his sheets. He was still not the most inept dude I met that year. There were multiple guys in my undergrad comp sci classes like this. AITA for refusing to take off my glasses at a wedding? quote:My (34f) baby cousin Amy (24f) asked me to be a bridesmaid. Background: I have bad eyesight and wear glasses. I only take them off to shower and sleep.
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Oct 21, 2021 15:13
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Double post for content: AITA for hiding mu candy bowl when I leave from work? quote:I 23f have a candy bucket that I fill up at work. I buy the candy with my own money. I used to leave the bucket on my desk even after I left work but I've started coming in and seeing the bucket completely empty. And this isn't a small bucket either, it's a bowl candy dish the size of a dinner plate and about 5 inches deep and I only work with 3 other people on my floor. It's fine that people are enjoying the candy but I know it's not normal to run out this much. I asked my coworker Nia about it and she said she saw someone from another department empty the bowl into their purse. I was a bit pissed so I decided that I'd put the bowl away when I left to clock out. Today I came in to a nasty note on my desk saying that if I don't want people to have the candy then to just not put it out period since I wanna police people. Nia says it is still my candy and I'm choosing to share but my other coworkers are saying that it comes with territory of offering candy freely. I don't know, am I an rear end here?
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Oct 21, 2021 15:18
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teen witch posted:Ok y’all, down for some input on the below proposed guidelines I think these are good rules and guidelines. This is the thread I spend the most time in on the forums and I really loving hate the derails. Obviously discussion is fine, but I'm sure I'm not the only person who has scrolled through entire pages of 3 posters arguing about tipping, vegans, child support, or whatever while looking for the bold text that indicates actual content. Similarly, the fake story callouts are a cousin of the same kind of pedantic "well ackshually" posting that constitutes most of the derails, so no loss there either. You are a tireless and highly active IK and this thread is better for having you in it, teen witch!
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Oct 21, 2021 15:18
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quote:My freshman roommate didn't know that you do laundry, I only found out what the smell was on the day we were moving out when he stripped his bed and I saw the Psycho-style full-body grease stain on his sheets. He was still not the most inept dude I met that year. I don't clean my sheets near enough but this is still too gross.
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Oct 21, 2021 15:19
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quote:Double post for content: Do women coworkers not entrap men in this kind of thing? I worked in an almost all women office and they'd be sniping at each other all the time but seemed to just let me be... They were probably calling me a clueless idiot behind my back, but that's nothing new!
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Oct 21, 2021 15:21
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Oct 21, 2021 15:35
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Soylent Pudding posted:Double post for content: Sounds like it's time for Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears!
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Oct 21, 2021 15:37
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for refusing to take off my glasses at a wedding? I was 100% convinced this was building up to the mother stealing her glasses and making someone lead her around between photos while completely blind.
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Oct 21, 2021 15:38
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champagne posting posted:Sounds like it's time for Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears! I have a different suggestion 
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Oct 21, 2021 15:39
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teen witch posted:Ok y’all, down for some input on the below proposed guidelines sounds good to me but frankly I'd take the slapfights any day over the derails where every tedious motherfucker in GBS has to do a roll call on what kind of socks they wear, or where they stand on ketchup on fries, or whatever the gently caress.
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Oct 21, 2021 15:40
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Alchenar posted:Honestly I'm willing to forgive a lot in that story on the basis of '18 year old living alone for the first time' because everyone has hosed up something that's pretty straightforward in adult life just because its their first time on encountering that thing, but getting home safe, reflecting on the encounter, and *still* calling the police really is something. growing up I wasn't allowed to wash dishes so the first time I got my own place + dishwasher I loaded it up and then dumped half a bottle of liquid dish soap into it (just upturned bottle, blasting liquid dish soap all over the plates and whatnot) sometimes when I close my eyes I still see the foam
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Oct 21, 2021 15:45
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for refusing to take off my glasses at a wedding? I'm lucky enough that I can mostly see without my glasses but if someone told me to take them off for a wedding photo when I had already cleared me wearing them (which is itself another weird can of worms for something I need to have on to see but I digress) with the most important people at the wedding, I wouldn't have been half as polite as this person was. Tellin me to take off the things I use to see because I'm "ruining the photo"? gently caress off. I need these and it's not even your call in this situation.
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Oct 21, 2021 15:50
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send in the clowns AITA for telling my girlfriend her clown makeup is embarrassing? quote:My gf and I are both women. Since I was in highschool, I've been really into wearing makeup. When I have lots of time in the morning, I can spend an hour+ on my face. My girlfriend on the other hand is very anti-makeup. She thinks it's a tool of oppression/shouldn't be required of her to wear in public, etc. My boyfriend (17M) of about 3 years wants to be a clown… I (17F) am afraid of clowns… quote:So this whole thing started a few months back when my boyfriend, C, off-handedly commented on wanting to be a clown. He didn’t sound super serious, so I kind of brushed it off because I’m afraid of clowns and wouldn’t that suck if he decided he wanted to be one? He’s had other career interests; detective, film director, etc. so I thought it would be fine. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Oct 21, 2021 |
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Oct 21, 2021 16:00
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Oh boy! I've been the make-up police before. It never works, stuff that poo poo in a sack regardless of your opinion.
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Oct 21, 2021 16:04
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Uncle ShortyB posted:I'm lucky enough that I can mostly see without my glasses but if someone told me to take them off for a wedding photo when I had already cleared me wearing them (which is itself another weird can of worms for something I need to have on to see but I digress) with the most important people at the wedding, I wouldn't have been half as polite as this person was. Tellin me to take off the things I use to see because I'm "ruining the photo"? gently caress off. I need these and it's not even your call in this situation. Same, though my gut says this person probably wouldn't have been as upset with a groomsman wearing glasses in the pictures. OP was way too polite honestly, I don't think I'd stop until the MIL is the one loving off.
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Oct 21, 2021 16:04
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Yeah, nice makeup. For a clown to wear, to the grocery store
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Oct 21, 2021 16:04
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look unless they’re using Maybellines Great Lash I won’t judge Or younique products Please do not engage my bad makeup snark
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Oct 21, 2021 16:05
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The older I get and the more I get to know wasp-y people like my grandma and other boomers, the more frustrated I get with how obvious it is that vanity is most of what they ever cared about above all else. Ironic because she dresses like absolute poo poo, with tucked-in shirts where her pants go up to her goddamn chest. Also pretty much no one talks to her regularly because she sucks and is constantly dismissive and condescending about real problems you have.
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Oct 21, 2021 16:05
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:send in the clowns your much cooler girlfriend should break up with you op
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Oct 21, 2021 16:06
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
quote:Clowns don't dress and make up like clowns 24 hours a day. Since you say breaking up isn't an option, lay down some ground rules. If he has to get ready at home, go out. When he's coming home, let him warn you, and you stay in your room while he de-clowns. /Relationships: stay in your room while he de-clowns
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quote:/Relationships: stay in your room while he de-clowns I'll never De-clown!
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