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I've had real bad, wracking cough allergies for a few weeks now and I'm pretty sure it's Bulgarian secret agents trying to quiet the terrible truth about where the waffles come from
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cause i'm havana good time havana good time!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
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Raiad posted:has anyone done a study as to whether tin or aluminum foil would be more effective in fashioning a hat to protect against havana V E L O S T A T http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm
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Oct 23, 2021 22:57
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Trabisnikof posted:I was down in Havana this also works as a calypso
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medical breakthru: cured my syndrome by havana fat toke
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Oct 24, 2021 06:27
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Havana syndrome is obviously real, it's just the CIA experimenting on their own spooks then blaming it on the commies
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direct the dildo energies straight up my rear end in a top hat, chief!
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Oct 24, 2021 10:42
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remotely targeted direct anal expansion weapon would be quite something. goddamn i bet those perverts over at the venezuelan oiled manly man agency are probably testing it on my brain right now and sir! that is why i need to take the week off! i need some time to work my body
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i was recently targeted by secret russian microweapons cleverly hidden in a bottle of stolichnaya which caused terrible havana syndrome, please extend your sympathy in these trying times
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Oct 24, 2021 10:58
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The difference between the US and China at domestically aimed propaganda is the Chinese aren't gullible enough to accept theirs at face value
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Oct 24, 2021 11:21
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interesting over lap..... 
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Oct 24, 2021 11:24
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exmarx posted:interesting over lap..... with drug abuse too, something which is clearly not rampant at the CIA
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exmarx posted:interesting over lap..... hosed up that Cuba created Covid just to gently caress with an embassy
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exmarx posted:interesting over lap..... Doctor Manhattan deserves it for working with the US government.
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https://twitter.com/Havanasyndrome1/status/1452336695542751254
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bro im straight up not havana good time
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i’m havana lovely time thinking about a bunch of american spooks psychologically torturing themselves with gangstalking level poo poo
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the deep state knows it's on the way out and just wants to cause trouble for whatever regime follows by activating and validating a schizophrenic delusion
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platzapS posted:the deep state knows it's on the way out and just wants to cause trouble for whatever regime follows by activating and validating a schizophrenic delusion lol the three-letter agencies are legitimately a larger threat to the US natsec than any of their boogeymans
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Palladium posted:lol the three-letter agencies are legitimately a larger threat to the US natsec than any of their boogeymans Harsh words for the BEP but you’re not wrong
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Trabisnikof posted:Bonus Mix-ins: you can add some or all in as confounding flavors you forgot black mold. that’s my bet for a few initial non-psychogenic cases
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Also if you could pinpoint target high power EM waves from a distance—I mean that’s a Culture universe effector. That’s the sort of thing that’s far more advanced than Star Trek-level technology. And the Ruskies are just using it to give random spooks headaches instead of remotely copying every disk in Langley
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exmarx posted:interesting over lap.....
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DarkEuphoria posted:Doesn’t everyone feel like this all the time? good thing cuba achieved their broad syndrome spectrum ray with 0.016% of the US military budget suck it up capitafailures
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Hey everyone, my marriage is falling apart, was this caused by a death ray?
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eSports Chaebol posted:Also if you could pinpoint target high power EM waves from a distance—I mean that’s a Culture universe effector. That’s the sort of thing that’s far more advanced than Star Trek-level technology. And the Ruskies are just using it to give random spooks headaches instead of remotely copying every disk in Langley one of the explanations i actually believe is that monitoring/surveillance equipment (both defense and offensive) being so heavily concentrated in these areas could be responsible, but that would mean that we can't blame it on russia or cuba so it's actually a """""""weapon""""""
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eSports Chaebol posted:Also if you could pinpoint target high power EM waves from a distance—I mean that’s a Culture universe effector. That’s the sort of thing that’s far more advanced than Star Trek-level technology. And the Ruskies are just using it to give random spooks headaches instead of remotely copying every disk in Langley thats why they are so perfidious. they could be conquering the universe, but instead thpse bastards are using it to force me think of oiling muscly cubans all night
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The only problem with that theory is that these symptoms are 1000% classic psychosomatic bullshit, and if powerful EM did anything to you, it'd be burns and cancer first, headaches distant second.
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Oct 26, 2021 14:31
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alternate theory: it's the waves that are being beamed at us from the center of the galaxy which weakens you if your a capitalist and makes you strong if your a communist
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I think if you had a really weird loud noise driving a bunch of really paranoid and stressed out people nuts it'd be really easy for those people to start developing psychosomatic symptoms and revving each other up.
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Oct 26, 2021 14:37
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people in the past had cool psychosomatic diseases like an entire town spontaneously deciding to dance until they dropped dead, nowadays we just get hangover symptoms
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Oct 26, 2021 14:44
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The Dancing Plagues were probably ergotism. The initial "anomalous health incident" in the Havana embassy was probably US agents gassing themselves with insecticides because they couldn't wait for a fumigated building to clear out, they had important imperialism work to do.
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sleeptalker posted:The Dancing Plagues were probably ergotism. It's your slacker attitude that let Fidel Castro die of natural causes.
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Did anybody try fumigating castro's house and like telling him it was safe a few days too early. Just thought of that, just now.
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30.5 Days posted:Did anybody try fumigating castro's house and like telling him it was safe a few days too early. Just thought of that, just now. this makes me wonder, did any of the cia agents fall ill shortly after picking up a particularly pretty shell on the beach?
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Lady Militant posted:one of the explanations i actually believe is that monitoring/surveillance equipment (both defense and offensive) being so heavily concentrated in these areas could be responsible, but that would mean that we can't blame it on russia or cuba so it's actually a """""""weapon"""""" its still gonna do nothing. the level of RF waves that might affect health would start doing actual dramatic poo poo to all the actual electronics and, you know, METAL inside the embassy, well before it could have any health effects. its the same as people who are allergic to cell phones or wifi (whatever happened to that anyway lol). people who think it could be microwaves because of freys effect are also nuts. even if you could just focus microwaves to cook a tiny part of the brain (plausible up close under ideal conditions) why hasnt that shown up on a brain scan? thats how a microwave attack works: it heats up the water in the target. wheres the cooked brain. show me the cooked brain.
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the russians dont have a weapon at all but a finite improbability drive and they are using it to increase the odds of solar neutrinos interacting with americans' brains by a factor of googol
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