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hello yes is this Jeff bezos? I’m doing well, thanks for asking. anyway I would like to purchase a ride on a space shuttle that leaks pee, sitting next to William shatner, who probably also leaks pee. a billion dollars? yes I can afford that. well yes, actually, I did in fact get a billion dollars from that one byob thread. that’s quite astute of you. oh that’s right, all the spying through devices and stuff. well I’ll see you in space anyway. |
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when i'm a billionaire i'm gonna develop my own rocket program and i'm gonna call it Blasting You to Outer Blackness
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 14:57 |
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when i'm a billionaire i'm gonna have a giant chess board out back where i can sit in a lifeguard's chair and play chess with people dressed as the pieces. i'll have three shifts of people working 8 hours each so i can always play if i want to. maybe i won't play for weeks! all the chess piece people can just sit in a comfy cabin and play switch games or w/e and get high idc, but they should be in costume while working so when i ring the bell and walk over the crest to the board they'll be waiting in position
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:02 |
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I don't want that much money. I hope someone else posts.
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# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:42 |
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Zurtilik posted:I don't want that much money. no worries, i'll bear the responsibility https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4 |
# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:43 |
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You have my axe |
# ? Oct 29, 2021 15:45 |
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hello yes is this zil? I’m fine, thanks for asking. look i want to buy that axe you were going to give zurtilik for one million dollars. oh I know, but I don’t have to worry about money anymore. well… let’s just say I was the last poster in a certain thread, heh heh. |
# ? Oct 29, 2021 16:39 |
congratulations!
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Prof. Crocodile posted:hello yes is this zil? I’m fine, thanks for asking. look i want to buy that axe you were going to give zurtilik for one million dollars. oh I know, but I don’t have to worry about money anymore. well… let’s just say I was the last poster in a certain thread, heh heh. Yup, Prof crocodile won the million in the thread that I made after I became a billionaire in the billionaire thread |
# ? Oct 29, 2021 17:20 |
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wish i had your luck
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# ? Oct 30, 2021 03:32 |
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Rarity posted:Unfortunate Can't spell "unfortunate" without "fortune", like the one I'm going to get from this thread. Then redistribute to the posting class. |
# ? Oct 30, 2021 07:05 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Can't spell "unfortunate" without "fortune", like the one I'm going to get from this thread. Then redistribute to the posting class. mighty decent of you really |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 05:31 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:mighty decent of you really I like to give back
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 05:47 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I like to give back you're a gentleorb and a scholar, friend |
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 13:58 |
Sorry the money is haunted now
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 14:00 |
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We can afford the exorcism |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 14:05 |
Maybe but think of the nightmare it'll be getting the vomit out of the bedsheets
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 14:06 |
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If it's me, I will make Halloween (today) every day because it is the best day and fun and one of my best friends birthdays and a joy to all the children and children at heart alike! Or you can just ruin it...
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 15:07 |
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i broke another car yesterday so i could really use those billions right now
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 17:32 |
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This post. This is the one that wins me the billion.
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 17:34 |
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Question for the thread, is it the last post if you empty quote someone else?
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 18:46 |
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Zil posted:Question for the thread, is it the last post if you empty quote someone else? |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 18:52 |
I will have the last post if I murder all the other posters
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 18:58 |
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:I will have the last post if I murder all the other posters but then the other posters will be ghosts and will still post here |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 19:04 |
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Lurkers Must Ghost posted:I will have the last post if I murder all the other posters I will help you for a cool $500M
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# ? Oct 31, 2021 19:06 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:but then the other posters will be ghosts and will still post here If they've been good. If they've been bad they'll be condemned to haunt C&D for all eternity |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 19:07 |
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hello yes is this Zach baggins? I’m fine, thanks. listen I want to do a full-blown ghost investigation with optional exorcism if needed. no it’s not in a house, it’s in an Internet subforum. a billion dollars, you say? well yes in fact I can afford that, ever since I posted in that one thread. |
# ? Oct 31, 2021 19:10 |
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Rarity posted:If they've been good. If they've been bad they'll be condemned to haunt C&D for all eternity ah but all byob posters are good! |
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Twenty Four posted:If it's me, I will make Halloween (today) every day because it is the best day and fun and one of my best friends birthdays and a joy to all the children and children at heart alike! Or you can just ruin it... You may not have been the first, and likely not the last, but you all made this happen! However, I do think this makes me realize we should have "Halloween day" just like if you have Christmas Eve and day, but for October! And it should probably last like half a month like other holidays now because why not and Halloween is cool!
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 15:18 |
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don't want to be a downer for anyone in the billionaire thread, but halloween is ~365 days away. just thought you should know that
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 15:28 |
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if you smoke like i smoke it's like halloween everyday |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:don't want to be a downer for anyone in the billionaire thread, but halloween is ~365 days away. just thought you should know that
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 15:49 |
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i'm sorry, i have absolutely no control over it (yet, because i've yet to receive my billions)
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 15:53 |
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is it me?
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 15:54 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:is it me? Answer unclear, ask again later |
# ? Nov 1, 2021 15:55 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:is it me? Nah
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i'm sorry, i have absolutely no control over it (yet, because i've yet to receive my billions) you have my vote again!
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# ? Nov 1, 2021 16:08 |
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Thanks for your help everyone!
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Escape From Noise posted:Thanks for your help everyone! |
# ? Nov 1, 2021 16:19 |