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I [26m] got home from a work trip early and walked in on my roommate [27m] getting spanked by his girlfriend [24f].quote:I heard strange sounds when I got home and went looking for the source. Now, I know I probably should have figured out what was going on, but I was exhausted and didn't really think properly. Their bedroom door was open, and I saw him laying across his girlfriend's lap getting spanked. I was stunned and stared at them for about 10 seconds before they noticed me. There was an awkward silence which felt like forever before I just left without saying anything. Tag yourself I'm the 10 seconds of watching your homie get spanked in absolute silence.
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lil homie flay rear end
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Nov 10, 2021 20:16
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hallo spacedog posted:I get it. But I always think it's weird because younger people could join elks club and make it younger. I think it generally still exists. So it's a self perpetuating issue also. If you're a normal young man who wants to make friends, why would you want to join a club that hangs a "NO GIRLZ ALOUD" sign on the outside of its treehouse? If you are such a man, then you'll just become a proud boy, mgtow, incel, pua, etc without going to some building once a week and paying dues.
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Nov 10, 2021 20:18
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Uncle ShortyB posted:I [26m] got home from a work trip early and walked in on my roommate [27m] getting spanked by his girlfriend [24f]. never not assuming that people leaving doors open are hoping to get caught as part of the kink not as obvious as the "having loud aggressive anal sex 5 feet from the front door so when my ex dropped off the kids they heard everything"
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Nov 10, 2021 20:19
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pentyne posted:never not assuming that people leaving doors open are hoping to get caught as part of the kink I don't remember that story. Do you have a link handy? I know the guy in question probably verbalized it, but I'm trying to figure out how you'd tell through a door 5 feet away by sound alone that it was specifically anal sex. Perhaps cumshitter can explain it.
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Nov 10, 2021 20:21
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Invisible Clergy posted:If you're a normal young man who wants to make friends, why would you want to join a club that hangs a "NO GIRLZ ALOUD" sign on the outside of its treehouse? If you are such a man, then you'll just become a proud boy, mgtow, incel, pua, etc without going to some building once a week and paying dues.
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Nov 10, 2021 20:21
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Invisible Clergy posted:I don't remember that story. Do you have a link handy? I know the guy in question probably verbalized it, but I'm trying to figure out how you'd tell through a door 5 feet away by sound alone that it was specifically anal sex. Perhaps cumshitter can explain it. I can't find it, but the OP was complaining that the ex showed up on time when they were usually late, and for some reason the OP and her BF wanted to have loud sex on the living room couch right by the front door making a ton of noise and verbally describing what they were doing right around the time the Ex was supposed to drop the kids off. Also possible they weren't being loud but the Ex opened the door and they walked right into the sex having. I may be combining that with the "my wife and I are loud love makers to the point of shaking the windows, our kids are acting weird and we don't know why"
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Nov 10, 2021 20:24
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Invisible Clergy posted:If you're a normal young man who wants to make friends, why would you want to join a club that hangs a "NO GIRLZ ALOUD" sign on the outside of its treehouse? If you are such a man, then you'll just become a proud boy, mgtow, incel, pua, etc without going to some building once a week and paying dues. I genuinely did not know it was a men's only club and have no perspective on this question as I am not a man. I haven't ever thought about it all that deeply so you are probably right.
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Nov 10, 2021 20:27
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Uncle ShortyB posted:I [26m] got home from a work trip early and walked in on my roommate [27m] getting spanked by his girlfriend [24f]. Pope Corky has a new av material
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Nov 10, 2021 20:28
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Invisible Clergy posted:…I'm trying to figure out how you'd tell through a door 5 feet away by sound alone that it was specifically anal sex. The “clink clink clink” noise of ejaculation echos during anal sex.
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Nov 10, 2021 20:35
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Sometimes it's kind of a shlorp-shlorp-shlorp sound.
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Nov 10, 2021 20:53
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If you wanna knowPope Corky the IX posted:shlorp-shlorp-shlorp Pope Corky the IX posted:shlorp-shlorp-shlorp (That's where it is, oh yeah)
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Nov 10, 2021 20:58
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If you can't handle me at my clink-clink-clink, you don't deserve be at my shlorp-shlorp-shlorp
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Nov 10, 2021 21:01
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I hate this page and wish for its immediate banishment
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Nov 10, 2021 21:03
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pentyne posted:I can't find it, but the OP was complaining that the ex showed up on time when they were usually late, and for some reason the OP and her BF wanted to have loud sex on the living room couch right by the front door making a ton of noise and verbally describing what they were doing right around the time the Ex was supposed to drop the kids off. I remeber both of those stories being good but the second one was unbelievable. If I am remembering right I think their sex was so loud even with the windows closed the neighbors were calling in noise complaints. There was probably some weird kink involved too. Just the mental image of the kids wandering the house the next day with a 1000 yard stare because of what they heard was hilarious. The OP was so clueless they couldn't figure out why the kids were acting that way.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:10
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Blastedhellscape posted:Ugh. Guy's wanting to intrude into women's spaces in the name of ~*gender equality*~ is something I've run into a few times in real life and it always bugs me. (Of course there's obviously more going on here, with this guy trying to control his girlfriend's social life completely). listen, I won't rest until I can get the same opportunities to sit down in the middle of a bukkake circle that women enjoy
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Nov 10, 2021 21:13
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AITA for using the "same bowl" for my daughter's and my cat's food?quote:Not really the same bowl but that's the easiest way to describe it. Sorry if this is rambling I'll try and make sense.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:19
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Sometimes it's kind of a shlorp-shlorp-shlorp sound. Getting a little too close for comfort here
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Nov 10, 2021 21:20
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for using the "same bowl" for my daughter's and my cat's food? TJ Maxx poisoning
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Nov 10, 2021 21:34
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for using the "same bowl" for my daughter's and my cat's food? Whom amongst us hasn't eaten from the cat's wet food dish Seriously though as long as the cat's bowl is marked or kept separate who cares. An 8 month old is basically a cat that shits on itself as far as I can remember from my niece and nephew being that age.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:35
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AITA for calling my husband’s grandmother a hillbilly?quote:So I’m 23F, my husband is 28M, and his grandmother is 81?F. For background, I’m Italian American and the majority of my family is from Italy. Most of my husband’s family are southern born and raised.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:37
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AITA for not wanting to go with my mom to the plastic surgeon’s office so she can, “show him what she wants”?quote:My mom has always been flat chested, and so she’s getting a boob job. But she asked me to go with her so that she can show the surgeon, “what she wants”.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:40
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Piell posted:AITA for calling my husband’s grandmother a hillbilly? "Well good thing we have the first amendment. Grandma being offended doesn’t change that."
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Nov 10, 2021 21:41
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for not wanting to go with my mom to the plastic surgeon’s office so she can, “show him what she wants”? we start by removing your daughters breasts just above the rib line and then surgically graft them on to two incisions we make on your "no-boobs" for lack of a better word
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Nov 10, 2021 21:47
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Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for using the "same bowl" for my daughter's and my cat's food? I feed my cats on fine china sometimes if the little food bowls I have for them haven't gone through the dishwasher Also just regular bowls, like when I lived in a sublet, because... Dishes are washable???
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Nov 10, 2021 21:48
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Obviously she should get some real fancy bowls that satisfy whatever standards are set by the sister-in-law. And use those bowls exclusively for the kitten. And also post pictures of the kitten.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:51
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Piell posted:AITA for calling my husband’s grandmother a hillbilly? Huh. I had to look that one up. The derogatory term for Italians I've heard before starts with a W, not a D.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:52
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Obviously she should get some real fancy bowls that satisfy whatever standards are set by the sister-in-law. find out what kind of bowls the SIL has, then get one for the cat
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Nov 10, 2021 21:52
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You're supposed to feed your cat in a crystal goblet that you hit with a fork.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:55
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Batterypowered7 posted:Huh. I had to look that one up. The derogatory term for Italians I've heard before starts with a W, not a D. Same. I've heard the one that starts with a G as well but the D one was a new one for me.
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Nov 10, 2021 21:59
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Uncle ShortyB posted:Same. I've heard the one that starts with a G as well but the D one was a new one for me. Gabagool is just another word for capicola, it's not a slur, smh E: 
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Nov 10, 2021 22:03
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Foo Diddley posted:find out what kind of bowls the SIL has, then get one for the cat This is the kind of power move I'm here for.
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Nov 10, 2021 22:03
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I'm sure this was a whole joke in Fawlty Towers
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Nov 10, 2021 22:05
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I could almost see an argument if the sister were saying "hey, your 8 month old is only going to start getting more and more mobile, not less, and she's going to get into everything. If she sees a bowl she's eaten out of before on the floor she might eat the cat's food". but I don't think that's the angle the sister was taking. And if that were to happen, your baby ate some cat food, who cares?
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Nov 10, 2021 22:12
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Uncle ShortyB posted:Same. I've heard the one that starts with a G Is that a racial slur? I thought it was more of an lifestyle slur like calling someone a fuckboy or something. I didn't know it had racial or country of origin connotations although living in the deep south that kind of subculture is pretty rare.
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Nov 10, 2021 22:16
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Is that a racial slur? I thought it was more of an lifestyle slur like calling someone a fuckboy or something. I didn't know it had racial or country of origin connotations although living in the deep south that kind of subculture is pretty rare. Italians are only technically white
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Nov 10, 2021 22:19
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Can my ex husband sue me for money he says I owe him after divorce?quote:I recently got a divorce in June. When we signed paperwork on paper we both agreed we didn't want anything from each other and what's his was his and what's mine was mine. Now he keeps hassling me for money. He helped me put a down payment on a car 7 years ago. Never mentioned me paying him back now out of the blue says I owe him for that. He also has this list of all the times I agreed to have relations with him but didn't and says I owe him compensation for it and he kept hassling me and now says I owe him 3k for that. The other stuff is misc like saying I owe him money for stuff he bought when I wasn't working during covid while we were still married! He's even come up with amounts out of the blue and said hey you owe me 500$ for blah blah blah but I'll consider it paid if you sleep with me. He keeps putting pressure on me and threatening to take me to court. A lot of friends and family believe there's no way it'll hold up but I'm scared and just wanted to ask for advice. Thank you. P.S. I am in Texas
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Nov 10, 2021 22:33
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Evil Willow posted:Can my ex husband sue me for money he says I owe him after divorce? lol, tell him to bring it, go to court. What a gross gently caress.
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Nov 10, 2021 22:34
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Is that a racial slur? I thought it was more of an lifestyle slur like calling someone a fuckboy or something. I didn't know it had racial or country of origin connotations although living in the deep south that kind of subculture is pretty rare. I think that one was specifically a slur for Italian Americans and only later grew to be associated with the Jersey Shore kind of lifestyle.
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I think they’re talking about “guinea”, not “guido”.
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