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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

TheSwizzler posted:

Apparently going for Pizza in Argentina mean you're attending a 1950's dinner party



7 woulds, 0 pizzas

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Yeah all that looks edible-to-good but also not pizza, like if you said "here's your pizza" and handed me the keys to an '89 Corolla it would be a good outcome but I still wouldn't call it pizza

killer crane
Dec 30, 2006

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Yeah that looks scrumptious

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG


Some of it looks pizza-ish but yeah it's not quite food antiporn, but at the same time it's just pretty confusing

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


TheSwizzler posted:

Apparently going for Pizza in Argentina mean you're attending a 1950's dinner party



I call that egg and ham slice

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Egg on pizza is god-tier and sadly lacking in North America

Hell same goes for egg on burg, although that's more common.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



TheSwizzler posted:



Some of it looks pizza-ish but yeah it's not quite food antiporn, but at the same time it's just pretty confusing

You're not paying for pizzas so much as for the ideas of pizzas that could potentially be

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Egg on pizza is god-tier and sadly lacking in North America

Hell same goes for egg on burg, although that's more common.

Just egg on everything really.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I'm starting a new job in a new field come monday and apparently there is an air fryer for public use in the break room. I can't wait to try it out on company time.

I hope they keep it clean, cuz you know some asshat has re-heated their stinky rear end fish in there and funked it up.

I remember in the early 'aughts the cable company I worked for was thinking about hiring a cook and turning the break room into a kind of cafeteria; but instead they decided to install a vending machine that made hot food like french fries and grilled cheese sandwiches that looked a lot like uncrustables, but grilled cheese. This was during the American 1 dollar coin experiment and the machine only took those coins, and made really sad microwaved frozen food. So for 2 American loonies you could have a sadness snack or cross the street to the McDonalds and get 2 cheeseburgers and a small fry. I think it lasted about 4 months before the freezer failed and it started to stink.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Captain Hygiene posted:

You're not paying for pizzas so much as for the ideas of pizzas that could potentially be

So you're saying these are just segments they somehow pulled from the Pizza Continuum?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Sekhmnet posted:

I hope they keep it clean, cuz you know some asshat has re-heated their stinky rear end fish in there and funked it up.

I remember in the early 'aughts the cable company I worked for was thinking about hiring a cook and turning the break room into a kind of cafeteria; but instead they decided to install a vending machine that made hot food like french fries and grilled cheese sandwiches that looked a lot like uncrustables, but grilled cheese. This was during the American 1 dollar coin experiment and the machine only took those coins, and made really sad microwaved frozen food. So for 2 American loonies you could have a sadness snack or cross the street to the McDonalds and get 2 cheeseburgers and a small fry. I think it lasted about 4 months before the freezer failed and it started to stink.

At my work we have a soda machine in the warehouse. They last time I bought anything from it was probably three years ago and the sodas were expired then. It's still there, compressor kicking on every so often, never to be emptied or refilled.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Egg on pizza is god-tier and sadly lacking in North America

Hell same goes for egg on burg, although that's more common.

I used to work at a pizza place that had an up charge option of adding quail eggs to your pizza. Just an adorable tiny egg in the center of each slice.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

€44 pizza



Ingredients:

caviar
red salmon eggs
quail eggs
sour cream
chives
23-carat gold

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

If you gave me that much money I could definitely make you a better pizza than that.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

coldpudding posted:

Transformer oil thieves have been an ongoing problem in some parts of the world.

canonically this is what killed Optimus Prime

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

RoboRodent posted:

If you gave me that much money I could definitely make you a better pizza than that.

If you gave me that much money I am still not eating that pizza.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

gschmidl posted:

€44 pizza



Ingredients:

caviar
red salmon eggs
quail eggs
sour cream
chives
23-carat gold

Nobody wants the loving red salmon pizza!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
It's amazing that argentine slophouse "foods on bread" is so much more appetizing than bitcoin: the zza

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
food fit to be encased in lucite and launched out of a trebuchet .

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

It's amazing that argentine slophouse "foods on bread" is so much more appetizing than bitcoin: the zza

Raspberry pi:zza.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

gschmidl posted:

€44 pizza



Ingredients:

caviar
red salmon eggs
quail eggs
sour cream
chives
23-carat gold

Hold the gold, and I'll maybe have it one time for 20.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

gschmidl posted:

€44 pizza



Ingredients:

caviar
red salmon eggs
quail eggs
sour cream
chives
23-carat gold

The crust looks like hardtack, pass.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Paladinus posted:

Hold the gold, and I'll maybe have it one time for 20.
I'm a rube who has never had caviar. Does it go well with sour cream and chives?

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

CannonFodder posted:

I'm a rube who has never had caviar. Does it go well with sour cream and chives?

Explicitly yes

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Can it be a pizza? Yes.
Should it be a pizza? ...

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

CannonFodder posted:

I'm a rube who has never had caviar. Does it go well with sour cream and chives?

Ah, americanized russian food. It's good.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Captain Hygiene posted:

Can it be a pizza? Yes.
Should it be a pizza? ...

Absolutely gently caress this line of thinking. There are zero pizza rules, at all

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Catpain Slack posted:

The crust looks like hardtack, pass.

No one wants the loving red salmon pizza! A pizza should be yeasty and slightly bready and have a cheesy crust! The crusts here are too loving thin because the shithead chef who cooks here overbakes everything! The pizza is dried out and brittle!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


The road to Hell is paved with No Pizza Rules

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Deliberative pizza democracy - pizza rules are only bad if they aren't established consensually.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Absolutely gently caress this line of thinking. There are zero pizza rules, at all

You'd change your username if you truly believed this :colbert:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CannonFodder posted:

I'm a rube who has never had caviar. Does it go well with sour cream and chives?

Yes it's like a sort of strong fishy salty flavour, kind of like sardines.

So it would in theory go quite well on pizza but actual fish would be texturally better, caviar is like, something you would eat with very delicate sandwiches or something.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I remember an episode of Amazing Race years ago where to progress they had to eat a big bowl of caviar with a spoon.

A lot of the contestants had some real trouble.

Probably understandably because it's usually served in very small amounts and probably gets a bit salty when you're eating it without anything to go with it to counter the saltiness.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Captain Hygiene posted:

You'd change your username if you truly believed this :colbert:

Sandwiches ain't pizza hth

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Sandwiches ain't pizza hth

That sounds awfully like a rule.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Aardvark! posted:

That sounds awfully like a rule.

I didn't say pizzas aren't sandwiches now did I

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I love caviar, but my entire local family and i can't easily finish an ounce

say, speaking of seafood, how about some sushi

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Empty Sandwich posted:

I love caviar, but my entire local family and i can't easily finish an ounce

say, speaking of seafood, how about some sushi



People tell me basic sushi isn't so hard to make at home, but I'm afraid it would turn out like this.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Regular ol fuego takis would make a rad batter for anything fried.

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