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Animal
Apr 8, 2003

I'm lucky I grew up in a Latin-Caribbean country. Thanksgiving turkey is amazing. And best of all, its considered a side dish to the different variations of pork recipes.

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Turkeys are horrible when they're alive and even worse when they're dead.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


mrmcd posted:

ATVs are fun as hell though, if you live somewhere with trails.

(They're like 20-25k new but you can get good condition used ones for significantly cheaper because they are BWM toys that get resold without much use).

Free* Hot tub coworker also owns an ATV, has no land (he was hoping the neighbor across the road would let him ride on their land, they wont). It's some fun thing that had been modified by the PO (always a good thing to buy right) that has snorkels and a top mounted radiator. He drives it on his lawn sometimes to post pictures of it next to his overpriced FORCE customs Jeep (I think) that they also drive only on the lawn because they dont want to go offroad and scratch the paint. Also they drive their wife's car everywehre because tires and fuel, so mostly a 60k lawn ornament.

He does go on a yearly trip with the ATV.
one year his plastic dipstick broke and is now somewhere
last year his battery died and he had to take it to the shop because getting the battery out requires a lot of work and he didn't have the skill to get it out
this year he had an electrical issue which overloaded his lamp so it melted the housing which will need replacing, and also his electric power steering light is now on and his battery light is on.
Every ATV trip ends up with him dropping 100's at the shop the following spring so he can take it out again on his annual outing, drive it through some puddles / water and pay for it to get fixed.
He has a 200+ foot driveway in snow country and wont get a plow for the ATV because it's a pain to get in and out of the garage/shed he stores it in, and wear and tear.

tater_salad fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Nov 14, 2021

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Wife and I have done Turkey via wet brine, dry brine, sous vide, fried, and some way I can’t remember. Dry brine was the best imho.

rufius
Feb 27, 2011

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Residency Evil posted:

Wife and I have done Turkey via wet brine, dry brine, sous vide, fried, and some way I can’t remember. Dry brine was the best imho.

My preferred is dry brine, spatchcock, on a smoker.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

tater_salad posted:

Free* Hot tub coworker also owns an ATV, has no land (he was hoping the neighbor across the road would let him ride on their land, they wont). It's some fun thing that had been modified by the PO (always a good thing to buy right) that has snorkels and a top mounted radiator. He drives it on his lawn sometimes to post pictures of it next to his overpriced FORCE customs Jeep (I think) that they also drive only on the lawn because they dont want to go offroad and scratch the paint. Also they drive their wife's car everywehre because tires and fuel, so mostly a 60k lawn ornament.

He does go on a yearly trip with the ATV.
one year his plastic dipstick broke and is now somewhere
last year his battery died and he had to take it to the shop because getting the battery out requires a lot of work and he didn't have the skill to get it out
this year he had an electrical issue which overloaded his lamp so it melted the housing which will need replacing, and also his electric power steering light is now on and his battery light is on.
Every ATV trip ends up with him dropping 100's at the shop the following spring so he can take it out again on his annual outing, drive it through some puddles / water and pay for it to get fixed.
He has a 200+ foot driveway in snow country and wont get a plow for the ATV because it's a pain to get in and out of the garage/shed he stores it in, and wear and tear.

Never stop being friends with this guy.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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rufius posted:

My preferred is dry brine, spatchcock, on a smoker.

This is the best. Or quartered and smoked. Absolutely the best and I wish my brother in law would admit it and stop frying them to a burnt crisp.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

mrmcd posted:

ATVs are fun as hell though, if you live somewhere with trails.

(They're like 20-25k new but you can get good condition used ones for significantly cheaper because they are BWM toys that get resold without much use).
You may be thinking of the XUVs or side by sides or whatever they are called. They traditional ATVs/quads are like 7-12k.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Armacham posted:

Never stop being friends with this guy.

He's made some racisms so I've kept my distance.

Lemme tell you another story. So these ppl are replacing their old beautiful (yes they look great) stained glass windows, and giving them away for free*. Heck they're even signed by the artist they may be collectable!

*Free but bring your own licenced contractor to remove them and don't damage the area for new windows or you're paying for any kind of repairs.

Problem 2. They're Gable Windows so they are angled to fit that specific houses roof pitch and area they are kind of useless outside of that house.

Problem 3. How the gently caress do you move these large windows without loving them up?

So guy pays a contractor friend and spends a weekend helping remove these windows to put on his rickety trailer because his pickup (before be had the jeep) can't hold them. Manages to actually get them home in tact.

He can't use them in his house, they sit in his garage (blocking the atv probably) waiting for the right buyer so he can flip them for a profit. It's been over a year and they're just sitting there.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

tater_salad posted:

Lemme tell you another story. So these ppl are replacing their old beautiful (yes they look great) stained glass windows, and giving them away for free*. Heck they're even signed by the artist they may be collectable!

This should be a crime.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


They were done by a local stained glass company nothing too amazing. It's not like they were 1800s stained glass. Like 1970s or so.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

tater_salad posted:

They were done by a local stained glass company nothing too amazing. It's not like they were 1800s stained glass. Like 1970s or so.

So it's all goldenrod and avocado and other earth tones to go with how everything looked at the time, got it.



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Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

I started doing a duck for Thanksgiving and never looked back, turkey is garbage

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Yeah the trick with ATVs is to have some mechanical skill (or a friend that'll help you for a six pack of beer) and buy a used one for cheap off someone who bought one but it broke and they're too lazy to fix it in lieu of getting a new redneck toy.

This is what my dad did. When I was a teenager he had a trike ATV that he let us joyride in on pothole riddled muddy dirt roads with no helmet whatsoever and it's a miracle I didn't fracture my skull crashing into a ditch with it.

lostleaf
Jul 12, 2009
Bird With Marinade

Try this recipe for turkey. Comes out amazing every single time. Extremely easy except you need large amounts of refrigerator space to defrost(2-3 days) and marinade the turkey(1 day).

https://thewoksoflife.com/grandpas-perfect-thanksgiving-turkey/

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

lostleaf posted:

Bird With Marinade

Try this recipe for turkey. Comes out amazing every single time. Extremely easy except you need large amounts of refrigerator space to defrost(2-3 days) and marinade the turkey(1 day).

https://thewoksoflife.com/grandpas-perfect-thanksgiving-turkey/

I do something similar, but I stick that marinade between the skin and the meat. You can work your hand in-between the skin and the breast especially and just slather that poo poo in there. Comes out insanely juicy and flavorful.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

PittTheElder posted:




lol I love that this guy obviously has no loving clue what he's doing either, just riding the train of a $350k salary and an out of control housing market

quote:

He’s also learned some expensive lessons along the way. Mehta purchased a duplex in January 2020 and planned to flip it into a single-family home, but local housing ordinances prohibited that. He estimates he lost tens of thousands of dollars before renting out that property on Airbnb, and now makes sure to do his research before buying.

BonerGhost
Mar 9, 2007

Who among us has never impulse purchased a duplex?

What's next, climbing up everyone's asses about their candle habits?

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

quote:

Bitcoin Mining Noise Drives Neighbors Nuts—a Giant Dentist Drill That Won’t Stop

The city of Sherbrooke, Quebec, 100 miles east of Montreal, got a big revenue lift when it welcomed Bitfarms, a company that makes cryptocurrencies.

The 500 people who neighbor the company’s computer center got something else: an inescapable drone that is driving many of them crazy.

quote:

“It’s comparable to torture,” said Paul Gingues, a Sherbrooke city councilor who has heard the noise and received complaints from constituents.

Toronto-based Bitfarms makes money by using high-powered computers to generate bitcoins, a digital currency. Miners compete to add transactions to bitcoin’s ledger by finding numbers that satisfy a formula; the first to do so are rewarded with new coins. There’s no shortcut, so miners with fast computers—and lots of them—to sift though the possibilities have an edge.

The powerful computers must be cooled by an array of fans. Their whirring noise has left residents who live near cryptocurrency operations in Quebec, Georgia, Montana and other places agitated and frazzled. Some compare it to a giant dentist’s drill, others to a fleet of helicopters taking off in their backyards.

“I wear earplugs inside my own house,” said Annette Tiveron, 74, after a facility owned by Canadian bitcoin company Blockstream opened in her town of Adel, Ga. She can no longer sit on her porch. The noise sounds like 1,000 hair dryers blowing in unison, she said.

quote:

In Georgia, Ms. Tiveron can see the Blockstream facility from her house. She has measured the sound levels with a sound meter at more than 70 decibels from her front porch, as loud as a vacuum cleaner.

quote:

“I was sleeping in the farthest room from the noise and it woke me up,” she said. The noise has persisted despite the layers of insulation, including sheet rock, soundproof boards and batting, that she and her husband, Roland, have put up at a cost of $7,000.

quote:

Blockstream, which is based in Victoria, British Columbia, is complying with a memorandum of understanding it signed with the city of Adel in 2019, said Chris Cook, the company’s head of mining. Under the deal, Blockstream must keep the sound levels 500 feet from the facility’s property line at 60 decibels or below, he said. Trouble is, Ms. Tiveron’s house is closer than that distance, which puts her in a gray area, he said.

quote:

“There are times when I am on a lawn mower with earplugs in and I can hear the roar of that thing over that other noise,” said Dr. Meredith, who is collecting signatures from the local community to document complaints about Blockstream’s mine.

quote:

As the price and popularity of cryptocurrencies increases, more mines are popping up in the U.S. and Canada. The operations are being scrutinized for the amount of energy they use. They are also increasingly being met by noise restrictions and lawsuits.

Local officials in Missoula County, Mont., passed new zoning rules that would restrict how much noise and vibration businesses can create after residents complained about a bitcoin mine that has since gone out of business.

quote:

The city of Plattsburgh, N.Y., just south of the U.S.-Canada border, passed a noise ordinance in 2019 to deal with bitcoin mines. The rule came after the city lifted an 18-month ban on approving new cryptocurrency miners.

Joe McMahon, building inspector for the city, said the issue isn’t just the level of sound, measured in decibels, but the frequency, measured by its ability to irritate. He compared the sound of the bitcoin mines to the whine of an airplane engine revving up on the tarmac.

quote:

As Plattsburgh’s building inspector and chief zoning officer, Mr. McMahon said he has the power to force companies to make changes to their operations if he feels the noise they emit is “objectionable.” He has used that power to encourage cryptocurrency companies to turn down their fans, even though that means they run fewer mining machines and make less money.

“I say, ‘You’re bothering the hell out of these people. Don’t you want to be good neighbors?’ ” he said.

quote:

Geoff Morphy, the President of Bitfarms, says they have already made too many sacrifices for the community and have significantly reduced the sound produced by the building.

“In the past, it sounded like fans blowing loudly. Now, it sounds like fans blowing mildly,” he said.

quote:

In Sherbrooke, Bitfarms’ facility is located in an abandoned hockey stick factory on the south shore of the Magog River. The sound of the fans bounces off the wall of a city-bus garage next to the bitcoin mine and is amplified and carried around the neighborhood by the nearby waterway, said Marc Denault, a Sherbrooke city council member.

The racket has forced some people to cover their windows with plywood to keep the sound at bay, he said. “People cannot go outside because there is so much noise,” he said.

Bitfarms in September reached an agreement with Sherbrooke to close its facility by February 2023.

obi_ant
Apr 8, 2005


Bitfarms in September reached an agreement with Sherbrooke to close its facility by February 2023.

That’s more than a year from now! A bazooka is much quicker!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Boarded Windows in Montreal: Bitcoin-powered drones

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Cyrano4747 posted:

I do something similar, but I stick that marinade between the skin and the meat. You can work your hand in-between the skin and the breast especially and just slather that poo poo in there. Comes out insanely juicy and flavorful.

Do this with any poultry that comes with the skin still on. Even just chicken thighs or drumsticks benefit from seasoning under the skin (this seasons the meat, ot just the skin) and sage leaves or green onions. It's totally worth the small extra effort. I prep a small bowl with a salt & pepper mix so I don't have to grab my grinders with raw meat hands.

Chicken breast, whole bird or just the breast, with butter and sage under the skin is amazing.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Better With Marinade

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Space Kablooey posted:

Better With Marinade

Better With Marinade: A season to remember

Guest2553
Aug 3, 2012


"some dude posted:

It feels like im alone on this. Im working three jobs, trying to save and afford a place to live. I'm scared to get into a relationship or have any friends because going out is so expensive. I'm currently living with three other people in a condo. I eat two meals a day, sometimes one big meal. I'm having a break down and I can't take this any longer. I see my roommates partying every weekend and having uber meals delivered to them. I can't see how they are doing it. Im so tired.

"top response posted:

From your post history, it seems like you might be spending a bit too much on escorts.

Try jerking it alone like the rest of us, then using some of those savings to invest in a relationship.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Bad with Masturbation: Try jerking it alone like the rest of us.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

I can't blame the guy, I'd be hiring sex workers if I still lived in Markham just in hopes one would turn out to actually be a serial killer and murder me and free me from the nightmare that is that shithole

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hookers $250
candles $1600

someone-

FateFree
Nov 14, 2003

With pleasure!

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Answering the key question:

quote:

[–]IntellijIDE 15 points 17 hours ago
240-350 an hour if my Google search is right. Prices are openly listed.

https://www.escortsxo.com/models/amelie

https://www.cupidsescorts.ca/new-rates/

It is shockingly open.
https://old.reddit.com/r/PersonalFinanceCanada/comments/quj09l/anyone_here_working_three_jobs/hkr79c7/

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......




Pro good with money username from Reddit. Intellij IDEs make my stupid junior devs look good

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Lol nft really is a gift to mankind. Like a reverse squid game if you will.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Watching NFT people who don't realize that they didn't buy the distribution rights or whatever they think they have will never, ever get old to me.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Also your luscious life would be a good username.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Cyrano4747 posted:

Watching NFT people who don't realize that they didn't buy the distribution rights or whatever they think they have will never, ever get old to me.

It gets even better when they're actually minting copyrighted artwork to stick it to the right clickers and find out.
https://twitter.com/workingdog_/status/1460403801446305803

SpartanIvy
May 18, 2007
Hair Elf
It's the early 2000's internet all over again baby. You did something online I don't like and I'M SUING YOU!

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

njsykora posted:

It gets even better when they're actually minting copyrighted artwork to stick it to the right clickers and find out.
https://twitter.com/workingdog_/status/1460403801446305803

Please don't give me false hope that these are real.

tagesschau
Sep 1, 2006
Guten Abend, meine Damen und Herren.

Residency Evil posted:

Please don't give me false hope that these are real.

A lot of people who are into NFTs understand so little about them that they're trying to make "right-clicker" (as in right-click, save as) a pejorative. So I think there's a pretty good chance these are real.

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GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog
NFTs are the new bitcoin

Stupid, bad for the planet, provide plenty of Lols on the internet, and everyone's gonna wish they could go back in time to March 2021 and buy $10,000 of 'em

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