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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Saw an article about Gaddafis son running for president of Libya and wondered if it was former Perugia and Udinese superstar Al-Saadi Gaddafi. Turned out it was a different son but lmao:


quote:

Gaddafi is known for his participation in Libyan football, which was arranged in his favour. One law forbade announcing the name of any football player with the exception of Gaddafi. Only numbers of other players were announced.

[...]

In 2003, he signed for Italian Serie A team Perugia, employing Diego Maradona as his technical consultant and Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson as his personal trainer.

He made only one substitute appearance against Juventus for Perugia before failing a drug test, due to presence in his system of the illegal substance Nandrolone. An article in la Repubblica said that "Even at twice his current speed he would still be twice as slow as slow itself."

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

the sex ghost posted:

Saw an article about Gaddafis son running for president of Libya and wondered if it was former Perugia and Udinese superstar Al-Saadi Gaddafi. Turned out it was a different son but lmao:

There was a good article about him a couple years back https://thelab.bleacherreport.com/dreams-of-a-dictator-s-son/

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I’ve just been reminded of this heartfelming moment in time

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1460734307568398344?s=21

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Didn't throw it over his shoulder at the end of the celebration 5/10

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

the official kevin prince boateng website, which was actually just a bizarre 3d render of kpb's "house" complete with multiple giant portraits of himself on the walls. you could walk around it like a myst-style point-and-click adventure while an animated kpb followed you round doing kickups

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

yugioh mishima posted:

the official kevin prince boateng website, which was actually just a bizarre 3d render of kpb's "house" complete with multiple giant portraits of himself on the walls. you could walk around it like a myst-style point-and-click adventure while an animated kpb followed you round doing kickups

This isn't the 'post horrifying football fever dreams you suddenly remember' thread

lol

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

yugioh mishima posted:

the official kevin prince boateng website, which was actually just a bizarre 3d render of kpb's "house" complete with multiple giant portraits of himself on the walls. you could walk around it like a myst-style point-and-click adventure while an animated kpb followed you round doing kickups

While researching this I found KPB had a rap alias of PRIN$$ Boateng

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoVtbN2zjtE

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/ElliottCaines/status/673558959236714496
https://twitter.com/lord_sugar/status/673559472623742980

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just remembered Mohamed Al Fayed telling Fulham fans to gently caress off and support Chelsea if they didn't like the statue of Michael Jackson he put outside the ground

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
chelsea spending a lot of money on adrian mutu only to fire him when he tested positive for cocaine, him getting fined £15m to pay to chelsea as a result and him just loving off nad not paying it

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jose posted:

chelsea spending a lot of money on adrian mutu only to fire him when he tested positive for cocaine, him getting fined £15m to pay to chelsea as a result and him just loving off nad not paying it
Adrian Mutu claiming the cocaine he was busted for was actually an Erectile Dysfuntion medication, which led to Fox Sports World (think it wasn't Fox Soccer World yet) pundit Bobby McMahon to say "It's a shame to find out that he was a flop both on and off the pitch".

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKk3fTncro

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Match fixing.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


100%

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Roy hodgson using a joke about a monkey flying a spaceship as a metaphor for passing the ball to Andros Townsend, and nobody being able to work out if it was racist or not

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvMPXwqTMto

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Emmanuel Eboue getting subbed on, tackling his teammate Kolo Toure and getting subbed off

Kolo Toure pretending to be a used car salesman to get women.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

blue footed boobie posted:

Kolo Toure pretending to be a used car salesman to get women.

You can't bring this up without including the photo

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Using the alias Francois.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
That time Bayern Munich hyped up a huge new signing only for the signing to turn out to be you, the fans.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Jermaine Pennant leaving his Porsche in a parking lot in Spain for a year because he forgot he owned a Porsche.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Martin Jol's brother is Dick Jol.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

greazeball posted:

Martin Jol's brother is Dick Jol.

Martin and Dick's other brother is Cock Jol

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Wazzerphuk posted:

Martin and Dick's other brother is Cock Jol

Lmao that has to be intentional

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/386556996151173120?s=21

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Michael Owen's marketing brochure which included phrases like

~the athlete; the ambassador; the icon~


A bunch of adjectives Brand Values that apparently describe him



4 pages of his medical history to make clear that he is NOT in fact a cock crock, including sections on hamstrings, groins (?), and virus. In the virus section, it talks about him getting the mumps which therefore led to a calf strain, lmao:





Special mention to the ones mimicking this, like Adebayor's.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
always trust a doctor that uses exclamation points

also, always trust doctors that are strippers

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The best part about the Michael Owen prospectus is that it worked and he got to spend a year getting paid to creak around up front for Stoke

Also just remembered 'shut your noise, you loving old oval office'

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

wait

Owen sent that brochure around to football clubs, for the purposes of them hiring him to play football?

I always thought it was just some bullshit that his agent sent out to get him deals shilling razors

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
Like this?

https://youtu.be/CFnymJDZAS8

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

the sex ghost posted:

The best part about the Michael Owen prospectus is that it worked and he got to spend a year getting paid to creak around up front for Stoke

Also just remembered 'shut your noise, you loving old oval office'

Even funnier, it wasn’t Stoke. It was United.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I still maintain Owen only signed for man u so that Ferguson had someone to talk about his racehorses with

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

You: Mom, I want a Samir Nasri.


Your Mom: We have a Samir Nasri at home.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



You’re breaking the car the jersey Samir

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

the sex ghost posted:

I still maintain Owen only signed for man u so that Ferguson had someone to talk about his racehorses with

Supposedly Owen is absolutely legit when it comes to racehorses. (Unlike football) he knows his stuff, runs a great setup, his horses are always there or thereabouts, and he talks interestingly about them.

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Mrenda posted:

Supposedly Owen is absolutely legit when it comes to racehorses. (Unlike football) he knows his stuff, runs a great setup, his horses are always there or thereabouts, and he talks interestingly about them.

Owen knows his poo poo about football he's just dull as gently caress

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